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I've never seen so many folks walking the footpaths round here.... Every f***ing fatty and tank arse in the valleys out on exercise ?where the f**k do the walk their dogs on a normal day???

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Yesterday afternoon after beach combing and pork rolling I started to make myself an ula, always fancied one since watching Agnes hailstone chopping up everything and anything with hers on life below zero, looks like it makes a lot more sense than a normal blade and has been used for decades by ancient people so just putting the finishing touches to this made with an old angle grinder diamond cutting disc found on the floor and a little scrap of ply, sanded back to show the lamination, I,m on week two, keeping as busy as possible but still struggling like mad, everything seems a bit surreal

Must admit im amazed we havent seen any riots i fully expected London to be hosting the World Looting Championships this month with defending champions Croydon to face Canning Town and Hackney v Deptford in the semi finals......with the final expected to take place during the second lock down.

Exactly Wilf, this morning upto pollytunnel, asparagus picked, chicken house on the way back.....and hey presto breakfast !

I was saying to the Mrs the other night, finding a chicken egg is the strangest thing.....you always feel like you have won the lotto, it just never gets old ! I get 6 or 7 every morning and I always come in and announce it like I have struck gold !! Lol

Busy day today. At first light I was at a place called Zoet Water, which is a local beauty spot of forestry & lakes, plus what would normally be a few busy restaurants etc.....but what it’s really well known for is its natural spring in the woods. It’s not unusual to find a queue of people filling up large bottles of water from the spring.......but this morning it was all quiet solitude. I took 18 litres of water, admired the reflection of the moon across the lake & headed home for breakfast. After 10 I picked up a new batch of hens, got some more herbs for the vege patch/herb gar

Over here (Australia) we have no where near the numbers of sick that you have, but they are trying to get more Nurses and Doctors already, I reckon we are not being told the whole truth as to what they expect to happen. I have calculated that we are around 200,000 undiagnosed, we will see in the next few weeks. Good luck over there guys, #staythef--k@home We are practising it as much as possible.

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That fella had some patience. I'm afraid my forehead would be wearing that little c**t's teeth after about 5 seconds

This one never gets old lol .....

Getting some good value out of youtube at the moment that's for sure. I was watching this video over a year old and thought that dog must be toast by now But in a recent video his still going. You can see his slowed down a bit mind Been watching a lot of this guys stuff too. Some cracking scenery. Them jet boats looks lethal how they don't hit a boulder I don't know

Aint really smoked for about 8 years now apart fom the few times a year I go out to Dam but then I'm usually off my nut most of the time anyway.Since ive been off work because of all this virus shit ive found myself with a few different bits.3 types of Dawg 2 different Ammies.Wedding cake and gorilla glue.Every night ive decided to have a little go of something different to stop the boredom and every night ive ended up in a right old f**king pickle.

It was that quite back then you could hear the bullets whizzing about ...

Here you go a knife like this would be £85 with a sheath plus you pay the postage.

Was that you in the red fiesta?

And you know its a massive gay dogging spot because..........let me guess your ‘friend’ told you

Just took these and as you can see from the trees and grass, still waiting for kick off

Been pretty busy to be honest... I've got an office set up here so been ploughing on with what needs to be done..but...I feel completely different...less stressed and working around having breakfast, lunch and dinner (normally I might grab 1 meal a day like a headless chicken)... I feel ok to be honest, I'm working around the place as well, and if I feel like knocking work on the head at 1 and cutting the grass, or building some shit...I do it... I pray I can take this on once we are out of this lockdown, I know my own downfall is trying to do too much everyday and this has high

My misses is flat out at work so I am at home with the 3 kids which I don’t usually mind but it’s hard work as we are not able to get out and break the day up. I am really enjoying the evenings though I think it’s been real quality time as we take the dogs out as a family unit for a hour and a half to 2 hours the route takes. The kids are learning a bit about nature and seeing stuff they probably wouldn’t usually get to see so much.

Must admit im finding this f****n hard work mentally...i said to the ol woman i think prison is easier than this ( she was none too pleased ? ).....in nick at least you know where you are,what your doing and when its ending.....i keep getting it into my head that everyones running round having a great time while im couped up indoors,then have to phone a mate to make sure he,s equally as bored as i am....it does make you appreciate things and people you take for granted though,i put the hose on the car the other day without realising the windows were down then thought id have a go at removing a

I'll be getting her some moleskin next ?

I won't miss a f***ing thing about it! I f***ing hate having my freedom restricted.

put this together today,hope to get more insects into the garden this yr.

Here are some photo's taken over the past 12 months, one photo from each month of the year in order from Jan - Dec... (More than likely i have posted some of these previously)

Sat here blazing a fat one of ? glue, watching the original mad max on tcm?

Took a few tokes of stardawg through a monkey pipe on the last night cycle I was on, made it very interesting to say the least. Lol. Riding down here in the pitch black with just a headlight and wasted on dawg is some crack. Lol.

Eldest daughter has been making banana bread...shes downstairs making lemon drizzle cake now for my mum and Dads Easter treat...leave it on the doorstep tomorrow..

Got to lock mine up but Mrs has been baking don't know what to do first

I tell you what’s getting right on my tits . c**ts tagging themselves as key workers on Facebook in the hope of likes , where in reality they are sending themselves into work to get free childcare cause their other half’s can’t be bothered . I actually hate people at times . Makes me glad I hardly bother with anyone these days as people will always show themselves to be c**ts.

Yeah I get that after a few grams of psilocybin.....

Down the road from me a local knobhead. Here are hitlers thoughts lol.

You can bet your bollocks once this is all done and dusted there will be calls for more immigration in order to replace those who have died and to restart the economy......it will be equated to immigrants coming here after the war to help us rebuild

Few of the youngster. 16 months now and coming on well

Thanks to another member on here who’s been a long term pen pal ? and who’s a big softy, I got landed with a patterdale terrier with social anxiety issues. He’s been here a couple of months and has become a bit of a legend. So thanks very much, it all worked out rather well.

A few hoop snares in amongst young birch set with my 84yr old friend Dick..

Found this old pic of Sasha from a few years back...miss this dog. 2020-04-06_07-29-01 by Stephen Smith, on Flickr

To be fair, you’d want a few quid or some perks to have to go out and deal with the very worst humanity has to offer every day .......no wonder so many coppers booze. I don’t think I could do that, imagine nicking some utter scumbag or a child molester and working those type of cases every day......not being able to just stave their f***ing head in. The mental strain must be immense.

I invited my nephew along to the shoot for his first beating day and he loved every second. Mosh stood with him on the peg down from me, I let a pheasant pass as it was going in Toms direction and I shouted, then the bang came. Needless to say he missed. (must run in the family ?). One happy uncle especially when he turned and said "I want a shotgun ?" and "can I come again?" January 20

Me all tarted up for my first ever shoot day, thanks to Stav inviting me along and was hooked straight away. November 18. Needless to say I purchased a shotgun not long after December 18. Stav and me having a chat on the shoot December 18.

Thank You NHS - A Poem by Matt Kelly

Hi Danny and welcome. Okay, I would assume you have never zeroed a scope before? Right. It's pretty easy really. Take the screwcaps off your scopes turret controls. These turrets themselves have turnable switch-buttons that alter your scope's reticle or crosshairs left or right, and "up and down". Pay attention to the arrow indicator marks and which way they indicate up and down on the vertical turret and left to right on the horizontal turret. Get to familiarize yourself with these turret controls. They work in a commonsense fashion. 1. Measure out a set range distance of 2

One of the best dogs I ever dug over