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65 on Netflix……. Ffs don’t watch it. What a pile of shit! 1.5hours of my life gone down the pan

On the other side of the coin you have Mia Khalifa appearing on diary of a CEO talking candidly about how exploitive and seedy the porn world is and how it has had a huge impact on her mental health and well-being.

Yeah but I don't want to die

50k minimum but supposedly a 5* service.

Obviously I meant as in I was supposed to walk to the bathroom. Badly described, mea Culpa

Walking into the kitchen for a piss and coming out with a glass of water, a sandwich and still needing a piss

Yes mate! Good eating is wild duck.

Well he survived the night and is bouncing around like nothing happened

Human? This is a dog who by definition is a cnut! Now he’s smacked up and it’s 50/50 Anyway, I’ve closed the door, he’s contained in the kitchen, I threw his bed in and shut the door. Lol

If I don’t answer your call tomorrow Borr…. Call the police and then the embassy lol

I’ve had dogs nick weed/hash and no worries…. Google dogs and diazepam! Look at the possible side effects! This wanker is 40kg lol if he goes off I’m fuucked

Borr this Cnut’s eaten 20 tabs at 5mg each… that works out at 0.1g mate. He’s asleep, upside down, legs in the air infront of the oven… I don’t think he trusts the oven

Not with Diazis/Valium! He’s more likely gonna chew the fuuck out of my sofa lol I’m still at a loss how he managed to get into my bedroom where the fuucking strip was! He never goes in or near my bedroom I’ve done the research… he’ll either be calm or start a Cujo attitude lol I feel like Roakes drift… no idea what’s coming. What fuucking animal eats a strip of diazepam encased in foil and plastic ffs He's looking at me like it’s my fault.. I’m barricading my bedroom door tonight! The cat can fuuck itsen

Like I said…. Too tall cnut lol