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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto. I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was 2 tired.

Perhaps I just got lucky but I grew up with a lab x collie grey of unknown percentage. The bitch we had witch was gifted to my old man and was nicknamed by the handful of lads who seen her work regular as the exocet because of her ability to get up and onto game. She was a true all round animal as well, it wasn’t until my later years that I realised just how good she was. The damn was a tiny lab by all accounts and nothing special to look at and the mating purely accidental.

If you end up doing that breeding in the time you say and you put a pure grey or even a grew over her I should be about ready to bring another pup on I would More than likely have a pup from you.

True. My sister works in a home that looks after disabled people, She took a couple of them out on a trip and parked in a disabled bay with a fully kitted out disabled bus and got a ticket for forgetting to display the badge in the window.

You should be fined double if you can work a 12 hour shift and are just too lazy to park in a normal space. It’s not just the close parking it’s the extra space they need to get in and out the motor that those spaces provide. I got 3 kids under 7 and it makes me f***ing angry when lazy able bodied folk fill the parent and toddler bays because they are to lazy also. it stressful enough my my 3 nutters as it is

it was a 100 so She said 50, ffs she really is something else.

Did you hear the one about the fat alcoholic transvestite. All he wanted to do was eat drink and be Mary.

It’s certainly a close one to call between the 2. Personally I just think old Nigel will do us better in the long run. I’ve only ever voted once in me life and that was for brexit and a second vote would be for farage. I will be 40 pretty soon.

What a pwick he his.

He’s got my vote that’s for sure

Forgot to mention I am in craven arms shropshire

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