stumfelter

There used to be a joke about a rabbit meeting a snake that involved Niki but I won't be disrespectful.....

When my old man got dementia they said we can put him in a care home but he'll have to pay out of his savings until it's all gone then the government will pay for the rest! Well that's my inheritance so I thought their not having it so I killed him and buried him in a landfill site, the grabbing b*stards got fcuk all of that 400 quid.

Why not? Is it because he is black?

If we're all descended from them there darkies I missed out in the donger department.

I bet she said to him "I'm pink inside like white lady".

I'd bet a pound to a pinch of shit that Harry is Hewitt's bast*rd.....

Didn't know that, I just assumed that we were being drip fed by the establishment their view of a utopian mixed race society.

Seems to me that mixed race couples are compulsory in adverts nowadays.....

I'm no expert but they look like bluebells to me......

She's an American actress so she'll have more skeletons in the cupboard than Fred west.....

I went to a Honda day at donnington in the 80's and they had worzel riding round on a rev and go scooter waving at the crowds etc. I went for a piss and who should be there but old worzel with his carrot in his hand, I was smirking stood there next to him pissing....

With blackjacks and fruit salads at two for a penny you thought you'd won the pools if you found ten Bob.

Oh how I was wishing this was one of your RIP threads.......

These type of posts always make my day. Because we hunt, shoot, fish etc people sometimes think we're a bunch of blood thirsty killing machines who will slaughter anything but I've yet to meet a hunter who doesn't care passionately about wild life and nature in general. Grated cheese works well with robins, wagtails and dunnocks, when I share my work sarnies with the birds they end up with more cheese than I fcuking do....

I'd put him in a cage next to the clam trap to act as a decoy darkie......