THE STIFFMEISTER

Edited to add eh

There is a huge difference between 10 , 10.5 and 11 secs that’s all my original point was going to be

You can kill the the Jonah lomuh myth with 6 words. South Africa. Thirteen games. Zero try’s.

Aye right .....had much dealings with Fijians playing have we ??

What happened in the final after his demolition of England then?? Worlds greatest rugby player ever eh...absolutely negated

hes not even the best all black

Most fujians are

If ever a player was in the right place at the right time it was lomuh , In an era of huge immobile forwards and small , light nimble backs , the image of a pi ancestry winger of his size and speed in the famous all blacks jersey heavily weighed the odds in legend status , in reality it’s the equivalent of saying Tyson fury is the greatest boxer ever as there is very little to compare to him in his era . He was an anomaly at the time , however you can seriously argue that if you’d brought him 5 years in time forward and switched codes , he would have looked very very b rate against the physicality of Sculththorpe , the pressure game of rads and the guile of Farrell. As for pace , offiah would have shown him a clean pair of heels no doubting his ability and status , but he was heavily overrated imho

100 m in under 11 secs isn’t anything hugely impressive tbh

There’s something about you that isn’t quite right ... I can’t put my finger on it but it’s there

That’s socks off to the legion for the afternoon , photos only got a filter on

Nice hybrid bike there bill lad I wouldn’t keep it in the living room mind

f**k that , it’s in Brecon , even the name gives me nightmares you can be driving along in the middle of summer , hit the reservoir and pow it’s three feet of snow

My first 2 coursing types were kinda free roaming in the garden , they lived in an outhouse and puttered in and out all day in my grandads back garden. The garden was fenced off to 7 feet aLl around except the front dividing wall which was 5 breeze blocks high to 2 27inch Saluki crosses this was f**k all , and as most of my mates had escorts or transits they would stand feet on top of the wall heads like the wind in the williows weasels staring into the road of the council estate we lived on. I’d be at school or work and I’d get a text off my mam saying they d gone or she’d had to go recover them from the back of any tradesman who was foolish enough to pull up. Sky vans, plumbers , council men, would leave a side slider open and be greeted on their return with 2 fawn dickheads stood in the back quivering with excitement . One of them developed an addiction to ice cream and at the first chords of “Yankee Doodle Yankee” hed hurtle over the wall, over the front fence and disappear in hot pursuit , knocking kids out of the way to stand paws on the hatch to get a cone which he’d eat in one bite and get brain freeze on the way home , howling and shaking his head as he trotted home. The same dog as well was comedy to watch , I used to enjoy watching the coursing videos with him and he would stand stock still in the living room, shaking in anticipation as he watched the events unfolding in the screen. He’d run round the telly as the angle changed and I was never sure if it was the wind from the audio that caught his attention. strange how dogs pick up little idiosyncrasies

When I was young , in our little circle we had a dog called taig, taig was as nice a dog as you could have wished to have owned , well mannered with its owner , he’d follow at heel and sit patiently in his run to get fed manys the slap I had over my head from its owner as I approached him with pop or crisps or a mars bar “get away from that “ was always the precursor to the crack the reason was taig basically belonged in broadmoor , he would be unleashed at whatever was in the hole or on the beam and his job was to f***ing wreck that thing. He saw very little difference between them and sheep , dogs , cats, hands , legs or fingers . When his owner fell ill and didn’t want nothing to do with the dogs anymore , taig went first into the ground as the dog was quite frankly a liability around other people. Today people pay £1000 for his type cross and you see them in peoples houses he was quite frankly a timebomb held by a 22 ft slingers chain and that’s where he belonged not in the living room