THE STIFFMEISTER

Hands down the greatest lamping wagon of all time , the escort 75 van Are you even a lurcher man if you’ve never had one ? At one time in Carlisle you would genuinely see a dozen a time fuelling up along Scotland road in a Friday night with lads sat outside taking shit . It was like the worst version of fast and furious you’ve ever seen

Kill ..jester….

Thick as mince , social media photos have her fully montclered up , fillers , holidays country hopping all over Southeast Asia for months at a time . shes apparently studying at college to gain access to a nursing programme . The two things don’t match In any reality . Not a leg to stand on and I don’t care what the family say . They knew every inch of this . Moronic behaviour is hereditary

Thats actually a genuine lol from wilf there which is worrying eh !

You were all told this a long time ago

Who is this fictional character you have invented ?

Apparently when they broke into cliffs Richards house on the raid , the police were amazed at the catalogue of highly offensive material he had released over the years.

Nope

Yes , happy with that

I was rally enjoying it and now it’s went a bit daft last three episodes or so writers need to remember that this is England , when the f**k would criminals be rocking about like Liam neeson in taken

Outlaw biker gangs in the uk , flying about with hulls angels or satans slaves , derby chapter in their jacket . bunch of f***ing gonks who have watched too many episodes of sons of anarchy , every one of them looks half a scotch pie away from a heart attack , and likely work as a joiner and and get their van blocked in by the the scaffolder crew just to see them loose the rag . bunch of Fanny’s

Is that that f***ing non starter who says the Turkish mafia had a hit out on him ? im sure that there is some sort of inverted ratio about appearing on James English and the reality of the topic you are discussing . last year James English interviewed a lad from our town , my pal got into touch with him and stopped it dead in the water from appearing. He’s very easily taken in and believes people at face value imho

Rutland water ?

You should have said that 10 years ago

Kirkcaldy