THE STIFFMEISTER

I was thinking much the same myself last week

Oh I know torture in years ti come a great big head stone with an engraved clock and tape measure to remember his achievements

I’ve got f**k all will die with f**k all and leave my kids f**k all either f**k it , at least I’m on time

Do you think he was maybe thrash to death of being late seeing what you were charged for ?

30 quid an hour

Im north of you , so it would be down , but I suppose no one tells you what direction you are or where your at. I might take you up on that

Just what I thought . Indoctrinated . seems that when other people do things they are are sheep / indoctrinated but when you do exactly the same thing, (and you do being honest ) your somehow above the laws of decorum as no one tells you what to do . interesting personality type

When you go shopping and Asda closes at 4 on Sunday what do you do ? it intrigues me

So basically your a prick

Indoctrinated then

When you go on holiday , do you just turn up at the airport when you want to?

Conversely did you see the behaviour yesterday of gianni infantino? the guy has absolute delusions of grandeur on a scale many would have thought not possible what an complete helmet

I reckon my 9 year old boy will be out of school by 13 , ideally I’ll be out in 4 years with a tidy sum and a pension . I’ll just get a little 20 hrs a week job in b and q monging about then spend the rest of the day time f***ing about with him watching the professionals re runs on telly can’t wait if I’m honest

I seriously f***ing love a date night out , the scant opportunity for adventures , maybe the night of your lives , it may be the greatest night out ever however date nights usually follow a distinct pattern I like to break into three phases . the preparation the expectation the acceptance previous date nights have included the following locations : AC/DC tribute act in Andover , karaoke in tidworth, Cher tribute act in Northallerton , Bon jovi tribute act in Carlisle , an evening with Katie price and Kerry katona in Billingham , karaoke In Stockton upon tees.

I lived in Ipswich for 14 years. Used to go to a few games now and then, it’s a funny derby as the towns are so far apart ! Ipswich has a bit of a place in my heart as their greatest ever player , Kevin Beattie , was a Carlisle lad from the same estate as my mother in law