THE STIFFMEISTER

I’d like to see the British black panther make a come back

I couldn’t even imagine how anyone lives with one of those quiet boring meek timid things who look like squirrels and act like they haven’t got a voice or personality of their own , or one of those couples who do everything together , it ain’t normal . Other than That , a set of decent sized slangs, some red lipstick and an arse squeezed into a set of wet look leggings , I’m genuinely good to go

Aug 10th , 1305 quid , room only on website mate

She’ll get f**k all until she starts screwing the nut That 1600 and change will turn into a 2er before you can say “sale in primark and I just panicked “

Wedding anniversary coming up . 10 years , when we got married we went away for a weekend and one of the nights stayed in an up market boutique long established hotel and restaurant , witchery by the castle in Edinburgh, got an email , reminding us of the anniversary, discount rates applied etc , moving soon , back up north again and the stars were aligning for a revisit . paid 500 notes last time for a 5 course evening meal for the two of us , we overnight in one of their 7 suites and breakfast the next morning . same in August this year on our anniversary date ? 1700

Leave off , Paul is a decent geezer

Looks like it was filmed in a potato

Like an Al Murray tribute act

is that you ??

Come on mate, seriously

Yep notification popped on the phone ten mins ago big news eh

It used to be on channel 4 on a Saturday morning years ago , like a Gaelic match of the day , Gaelic games it was called . I need a team get invested in this , used to have an O’Neills Armagh top years ago off a relation . That’ll do .

Special guest appearance by enya and clannad at half time

Good for hares along there , spent many a night roadsiding and Sundays piss wrapped on the hills

Oh absolutely agree , but why would the need to control a populace exist when there’s very little armed threat ? the insinuation was an event was staged that lead to that