THE STIFFMEISTER

imagine the embarrassment of cutting around on a kids holiday smoking weed . I’ve got second hand cringe for you !!

project management speak maté. best run some of those terms past your own “Scrum Master “ to see how that goes down buddy . the reality is most PMs I know spend most of the day on two different blowers , end up doing most of the other peoples jobs for them and end up getting malleted as soon as the project is finished . Proper cut throat industry where everyone pulls their wages , figures and earnings out of their arse . fair play if you can make a good wage at it .

That would be better if the dragon was draped in a pair of lee coopers

That’s impressive that mate as normally on a Sunday my Mrs can’t walk 100 yds in heels

“ Less total football, more total shite “

Lord , I got ask a favour , and I hope you’ll understand cause I’ve lived life to the fullest let this boy , die like a man

What would palmer hope to achieve at Newcastle ? I would say Newcastle have had an awful season to be honest as they should be well clear of their peers . same points , wins and losses as Man Utd who according to all media are appalling ? Utd still have to play arsenal , but there’s a massive game for them both in a head to head , Chelsea also still have two games in hand , they have a hard run in mind with arsenal villa and spurs . Newcastle could finish below them both still. I’ve said it before , Newcastle will always struggle to attract big name stars due to

f**k all wrong with it more humane imho

RIP the Juice

Retail parks and the proclivity of supermarkets with ease of access on dual carriageways , coupled with the cost of rent , killed the average British high street . is it any coincidence that the high streets of towns such as Richmond, guisborugh , yarm all still look Pretty traditional ? Money keeps that at bay

Fair , all in with that your right though , I can barely remember ever going into anyone’s garden as a kid that didn’t have an aviary / loft / kennel to d working dogs of sone description. the cycle of life that’s lead to this , my grandad used to get on a bus in a yearly pilgrimage to Blackpool pigeon week and my nanna used to not speak to him until about Christmas afterwards

Oh please go on

I will see your carp fishing and raise you pigeon racing

Wilf is carp fishing