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You will be fine mate your way down on my list ???

I was driving home yesterday when I came up to one of those half barrier level crossings.The red lights were flashing and the barriers were on their way down so I pulled up sharply. Suddenly this car full of Pakis pulled out and tried to beat the lights and barriers. They got half way across when a large fully laden goods train hit them, the car disintegrated and all the occupants were killed instantly. I sat there open mouthed and thought "Jesus, that could have easily been me" So this morning I've sent off my train drivers application form to Network Rail

I know I have give you some light hearted gay stuff stick over the years mushy ,but reading your post has been a sobering wake up call for me ,I have been dripping the insults in slowly and gradually in the past.I now realise I must up the rate ,I don't want to be sat here this time next year with some crackers that I could of used on you ..so from now on expect them thick and fast .

Probably not.You always hear loads of talk but f**k all ever gets done thats why the scumbag c**ts carry on the way they do.

My Mrs had head ,nausea for 18 months, quacks just said migraine, when finally got an mri ,even the nurse doing it saw the problem ,and said ," have you got someone to drive you home ?",frontal lobe tumour size of a large orange ,or when I met her consultant, a top nuero surgeon, a grapefruit, that was 10 year ago and she's doing fine ,cut out ,and sybre knife ,a very precise radio therapy

I have a headache The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"

Cheers,. D.

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Here you go. These ones are a little bit more recent...

Just a pic of pup and my young dog

I got a dog off the blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

fook right of mush....im not having that fooking dog back if you croak it

Mail/bull/grey 12 week old... dam, 1st X mali/grey sire, 3/4 bull/grey

Here’s the business end of matters, the rub was home made bit of a mixture salt pepper sugar smoked paprika garlic powder and cumin sprayed with natural cider through the cook.

100%. Plenty of folk always saying they would batter them etc. But plenty of folk will know exactly who abs where they are and do nowt. You can find anyone that’s days within a short space if time. But most folk turn a blind eye to things if it’s not directly effecting them. There will be lads on here who know lads like this abs don’t do or say nowt.

Pentewan at 07:00 this morning. Cheers, D.

This isn't a look at/woe is me thread.... I urge anyone who has a health niggle to get it checked out, no matter! I've had a few health scrapes over the years and I've been pretty good at getting to the quacks an having a butchers. A few months ago, I had a seizure, which for all intents and purposes seemed to be epileptic (never had epilepsy). I just tried to ignore it and the dr.... Just walked out of the drs today and now I'm being rushed forward to see if the issue is a tumor. Tbh I'm fine with what comes out of it but this is to say.... Don't do what I did and leave it (esp

After spotting 4 last week but drawing a blank, I was determined last night. Left the house with my 8yr old saying "I want to see pictures of any foxes tomorrow" so I couldn't let her down! Upon arriving at farm/work got unloaded and made my way to first field. This field is where we turn ewes with lambs out into, so have to be pretty careful on ID with thermal. As I approach gate (knowing its a creaky one) I get XM30s out for a spot. This field leads down on far side to a small pond lined with trees & then next door drilled field. Right away I spot charlie mooching about by pond. It

Stop touching things you can’t control ffs. Lol. Jok.

So many dang turtles ! Actually it's getting about that time if the year I'm gonna start getting calls for removals. It y'all think a regular turtle is bad y'all would die if you smelled a stink pot ! The lil suckers never get more than a pound or so usually less, but they can make themselves send out one if the most god awful smells! The four smaller ones are all stink pots while the two larger are sliders

The nearest beach is the one I put in the picture. That’s about a steady 5/10 minute walk depending on where you are on the site. There’s mother ivys ,Constantine, boobys bay,treyarnon bay,Porthcothan, all lovely beaches and a short drive from Harlyn. Camel estuary is nice and has a good beach (Tregirls). Camel trail is a bike ride along the River if you’re feeling energetic. Loads of places to eat roundabouts. Nice pubs all over the area.

Started getting pains in my legs just before easter, after Googling my symptoms I've either got peripheral artery disease or bone cancer. Rang the doctors, was on hold for 45 mins for them to answer with "Someone will call you back tomorrow." Fast forward 24 hours and I get the call and go through the symptoms, the lass said I will after get checked. No dates or anything telling me when I will get to see a doctor. I don't think it's necessarily a man thing, getting to see a GP is a pain in the arse full stop, most folk ain't arsed to go through the rigmarole.

???... I'm trying to work and be your Judith Chalmers as well!! Lol We stay on the North Coast of Cornwall loads and day trip it a lot as well... Harlyn is a cracking beach, we stayed in a holiday cottage right on the beach a few years back.... we do go out of season a lot, as it is busy... but you have a load around you there, short throw from Padstow for nice food, fish Market, pubs etc .. Newquay is a bit of a dive now, but always something going on... we go to Watergate Bay alot, massive beach, surf school, good food in hotel and beach cafe... the coast paths ar

just had this off my mate, has seriously affected him

3 hours in....

Well I’ve been experimenting a bit yesterday I done a smoked chicken I did a before photo but forgot to do a after I put it down to excitement ?. Today I’ve got half a pork shoulder with a a home made rub which has rested all night, the plan is 1 hour intense smoke setting with apple wood pellets 2 hours low & slow at about 200-250f every hour spraying with this years home made cider then another 2 hours wrapped in silver foil with a bit of cider placed in the foil let’s see what today brings ? A couple of pics of yesterday’s Chicken and some pics of the pork as it went in the sm

Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram Son: Thanks dad Dad: No problem Alan Cheers, D.

If you look closely at the Ariel photo you can just see someone on the clifftop dressed in a Sunderland top running away

Get it seen mate, the lad I work with went to the doctor about a chest infection, the doctor mentioned an irregular looking mole that hadn't troubled the lad, which turned out to be malignant melanoma. That chest infection probably saved his life All the best Mushroom

I'd fix that c**ts twisted eye if I caught him in my yard after I slipped a pitbull on him

They’ll never admit it, but certainly nowadays, the two sides have many more similarities than differences. But memories are long, and hurt is slow to heal. I was born a few months after Bloody Sunday, nearly 50 years ago. If I live another 50 I doubt I’ll see a lasting peace between the two communities. Fcuk knows what the answer is..., but pineapple and cheese on a stick would be a start ??

Out and about again Done a little exploring Lagertha’s very first day out and I couldn’t off asked for more from her, it will be interesting to watch all the young ones I will be running this year progress and access the viability of the cut bucks (Hobs) for my purposes so far so good I will be starting three more of my cut Bucks this week and a Jill, anyway have a great day guys. Enjoy

Stubbled across this earlier and figured y'all would enjoy it

Fished a beach last night with my pal; we were the only two left on the beach and about 11 there was an almighty rumble like a low flying jet and then the grounded started to tremble. This lasted for 15 seconds or so we recon and then from our left we could see a wave building as it went across the beach, started about 4/5 ft but was around 10ft as it left our headlights. We knew it must have been part of the cliff but had no idea until this afternoon how lucky we were. We didn't stop to investigate, just got our stuff and left. Looks like it was within a 100 yards of us, here's the photo of

Maybe had there hands chopped off ??

Who would go Cornwall? They can’t even get the cream and Jam right ?

Fished it 2018....didn't die Fished it 2019......didn't die Fished it 2020......didn't die Fished it 2021....yeah, nearly died.

Used to stay in Mother Iveys as a kid, has it's own beach. They even named a bit after me...

Just the once is enough though .

I got one , it has worked on cubs on the first silage cut and near the den . It seemed to be of interest to them ..... but it might have also been just the rabbit distress call , possibly . I’ve also shot adult foxes that were feeding cubs . I can’t say if it helped , but it didn’t put them off . I only use it on evening or morning sit outs , for obvious reasons . Honestly, I think it’s more for US Coyote shooting, but can work in certain situations. Keep your money and see how you get on with just the caller .

A good life and a long one too, all we can ask for, R.I.P Honey.

Never That keen, mate!!!

Afternoon on the feeder today .Brings total to 20 in 3 sessions .Turn sound off .

What the fck was an alligator doing in a quarry in Bradford?

This dog is the plan mate, I've seen the man's dog race and I've seen the coursing side in the field.https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/2581509-wcra-race-champion-for-stud-leeds.html ?

I had loads of fun with her and she even ended up going toe to toe with the wife’s Lakeland’ dog,then after that she was determined to nail him because of her anuty spooking her when she was on the bow perch.Then my pup used to winde them up in the garden when I 1st moved into this house 14yrs ago then realised if she stood in the middle they couldn’t reach her.The wife always loved the owls and used to do a lot of hand rearing they used to take over the house and the dogs would clean them.

I have a german pinscher x whippet, which is pretty unusual I would say.