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It’s quite scary really. I’m not going to harp on but watching people waddle, with stomachs to their knees and behinds like a rhino’s is quite, dare I say , scary. Another thing I’ve noticed is that invariably they have an infant in tow. How the heck they manage that is beyond me. On a plus side, I’ve found out that there is an adult only restaraunt which is a result. Jok.

Well the thing is, I am currently in Portugal. Decided on an all inclusive. As you may well know there are three mealtimes per day. I have never seen anything like it. Back to my theme. I have never seen so many obese , mainly female, in all of my life. I have watched these loading plates and actually eating on the way back to their table before discarding most of what was on the plate. Not only that, they return to a food section and do the same again. The children clearly have no parental control and grab handfuls of food as they wish. My wife asked what is your problem as this is all inclus

Just got my wee grandson for the day. He started asking questions. Here were his answers.

Know what Mackem. Each time I read your posts and see the pics make me laugh a bit. We were all over the Middle East and ate things in places that would turn most people’s stomachs. The monkey head table is a case in point. Don’t find much of that in Knightsbridge. Jok

Last time I fell 250 mts was with a parachute on my back. Jok.

I am looking forward to the pics. Good luck and don’t get lost. Jok.

Well Mack you surprise me. I thought you were cutting things back in view of the longish walk you are about to undertake. Jok.

What’s best for your health Keith. Personally I’d say a steady round the block. Incidentally, they booked me in for removal surgery so I guess all good. Jok.

I imagine you have a PT. Take his or her advice. Jok.

Am in Friday for mine. Jok.

Ah-ha. Well there was at one time, a flapping track at Coalville. Long time gone but you never know. An ask in the right place might prove useful. Jok.

I suspect you mean a pigeon magnet pal! Jok.

Many congratulation pal. I hope you have as many happy years as I have. Love to the new wife from us all. Jok.

Good morning DC and Mackem. Well, a gentleman off here, Wyeman, had all my trout gear including somewhere in the region of 800 flies. I’d love to dress some for your lad but sad to say my right side won’t allow it. Did you try the skill yourself? Jok.

Mate. The wrong thing to do is what you and a few on here are thinking. It could only end in tears. The fckrs need sorting but it needs doing properly. I hope this sorts itself out for you and yours. Jok.