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Done 2 runs to East Midlands Airport where I had permission and din’nt see a coney. To be fair I haven’t seen a rabbit in ages.

Not that I’m any judge. Belted Galloway were the beast of the Borders. There weren’t many milking type cows in our area. I like the idea of people wanting a highland breed. Jok.

Neither Scottish nor whiskey are recognised. Jok.

Now this is a strange one to be fair. Went this morning to my local brewery delivering some gammon steaks and eggs. Reason being the head guy loves to make breakfast each day. Anyhow. I’m having a pint,9.30 am ffs, and the conversation goes to his brother who wants to purchase 2 hiighland cow heifers. Now how the heck did this happen. I know a guy who just happens to have some highland cattle. Long story short, my pal has 5 beasts going to Melton market in the morning, including 2 heifers. I guess that was a done deal. How do these things come together?jok.

All we had in Kuwait City were radios. Jok.

Don’t know what happened there ffs. Jok.

Cnts walking into your local and come out with ‘can I get a latte’? What the hell happened to good morning, may I have a coffee please? Bunch of fck wits the lot of them. Jok.

Cnts walking into your local and come out with ‘can I get a latte’? What the hell happened to good morning, may I have a coffee please? Bunch of fck wits the lot of them. Jok.

Cnts walking into your local and come out with ‘can I get a latte’? What the hell happened to good morning, may I have a coffee please? Bunch of fck wits the lot of them. Jok.

Yep I’m with the Gman. Now? Where do we go next? Jok.

This conversation was in progress just this lunchtime. Following Andrew Miller and one or two others this has some miles to run imo. Jok.

To be fair I am so angry about knowing this scumbag and not realising his potential for harm. My brother and I had the opportunity to stop this some years back. I literally , at this moment, shaking with anger. Jok.

This is what I have in mind. Jok.

The last time I was up in Melrose was for Doddie Weirs funeral which, although sad, brought the whole town together. He was a legend. Now we have to face another type of togetherness. Unfortunately we can’t get near the fckr as Edinburgh gaol is reasonably impenetrable. My piss boils. Jok.

Spoke to my family up there and they are saying that the whole town is rocked. The shop was boarded up and although I think someone else owned it the Melrose community were on the verge of destruction. The people of Gattonside are also in a state of shock. My nephew is going up to Melrose on the 27th to scatter my brothers ashes. I wish he was going for another reason. This fckr needs to rot. I hear he was wearing a silicon breast with the other lost in a bit of a skirmish when the police entered the house. Good on you lads. Jok.