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About smithie

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  1. smithie

    Mole traps for sale

    I'll take them if you can wait until Saturday for me to collecr
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    Best part of uk to live

    if i had the money i would go to wales.... tomorrow i would buy the best i could afford in national park as there was limmited building going on. the fewer people about the better
  3. I did similar. I tried about 10 times to stop but failed as I didn' really want to. You have to want to stop or your pissing in the wind. I also never said I stopped I said I haven' had a cig for a week a month or 5 years then I stopped counting..
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    Card or cash ?

    i pay cash as much as i can, never go to the card only petrol station or use the self service machine at b and q as they do a person out of a job. once it becomes card only your kids cant even earn a couple of quid shoveling snow in winter ffs. we will be back to wapping 2 goats for a sheep just so the goverment dont get a cut lol
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    Funny Joke Thread

    It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
  6. smithie

    Guild of net makers.

    Im also not sure. What i would say is when you bit a net pull it ha4d to see if the knots slip. You will be suprised how many do..
  7. smithie

    Making do

    i think kanny was only in it for the danger.. a new fence just would not give him the same excitment
  8. smithie

    Best quicksets these days.

    wasnt a personal piss take bud...
  9. smithie

    Best quicksets these days.

    of course he does.. sadly its in a parrell word and you must be plugged in to the system to make contact.. good luck with that
  10. smithie

    Best quicksets these days.

    i think he was the black guy in Matrix 2 lol
  11. smithie

    Best quicksets these days.

    les neon is ment to be les, nelson i think.. same man
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    Best quicksets these days.

  13. smithie

    Lion attack

    you could not pay me enough to go in there unarmed.. some people are really brave or really stupid and im happy to be none of them.. ill settle for being cowardly and a bit dim
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