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About smithie

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  1. I have caught hare with his 4z more than once..
  2. I had a go of a friends 490, straight of a rm eighty lol on to that. I give it the first full and it ended bad... I hit a banking and the bike went straight up in the air and back down breaking the rear can
  3. Soooooo disappointed when I read he was firing blanks lol
  4. When I read greymans post I expected to see a reply asking for pictures lol..
  5. Is that your yz? Im jealous..
  6. smithie


    Today walking down the road I could hear 2 cuckoo's I'm sure that's the first and second for me..ever
  7. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. «Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.» «I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes» replies Watson. «And what does that tell you?» Watson ponders for a minute. «Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.» «Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.» «Horologically, I deduce that the
  8. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Adhesive-Labels-CALLING-Waterproof-STICKERS/dp/B0793353DD/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=no+door+knock+stickers&qid=1618997178&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&smid=A1RT1H62QX7VEQ&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzNVkzNUYxQzBPVDEwJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwOTUwOTc2OVkzOVFQQkFISE5KJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTAyNTI0OTQzT0lTVFVPNkVUUDBQJndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfcGhvbmVfc2VhcmNoX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= I had all sorts knocking my door. I put a sticker on like them in the link and it's now very rare I have to get out of my chair
  9. I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds love it! It has been determined that the most used sexual position by married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
  10. I was driving to work this morning when I saw an R.A.C van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself ‘that guy’s heading for a breakdown’.
  11. You could get cards printed and advertise on facebook now and fill your weekends with your own customers so you have a start if you decide to go it alone at a later date
  12. My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak
  13. Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist. Why do midgets wear short dresses? So they can show off a little leg. I'll tell you what I know about midgets... Very little
  14. I got into a car accident with a midget... He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, "I'm NOT happy!" "Well," I replied, "which one are you?"
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