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About smithie

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  1. If anybody down there today tell Bob to turn his phone on
  2. 3rd jab lol I'll have owt for nowt..
  3. I have just had my second jab this morning and they did not fill the little card In. The man said he did not know the batch number as it's different from the first lot and you can fill it in yourself when the system is updated with your details... If that warents as any proof then it's wrong as it's would be easy to print your own cards off
  4. My Maori mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music. I said, "Didja redo it?"
  5. I thought I could make a snail faster by removing its shell, but it just made it more sluggish...
  6. It would also be more cost effective to give people a bullet and a funeral than it is to keep them In jail and then pay dole/pip for the rest of their lives . Win win
  7. I have caught hare with his 4z more than once..
  8. I had a go of a friends 490, straight of a rm eighty lol on to that. I give it the first full and it ended bad... I hit a banking and the bike went straight up in the air and back down breaking the rear can
  9. Soooooo disappointed when I read he was firing blanks lol
  10. When I read greymans post I expected to see a reply asking for pictures lol..
  11. Is that your yz? Im jealous..
  12. smithie


    Today walking down the road I could hear 2 cuckoo's I'm sure that's the first and second for me..ever
  13. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. «Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.» «I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes» replies Watson. «And what does that tell you?» Watson ponders for a minute. «Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.» «Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.» «Horologically, I deduce that the
  14. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Adhesive-Labels-CALLING-Waterproof-STICKERS/dp/B0793353DD/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=no+door+knock+stickers&qid=1618997178&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&smid=A1RT1H62QX7VEQ&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzNVkzNUYxQzBPVDEwJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwOTUwOTc2OVkzOVFQQkFISE5KJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTAyNTI0OTQzT0lTVFVPNkVUUDBQJndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfcGhvbmVfc2VhcmNoX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU= I had all sorts knocking my door. I put a sticker on like them in the link and it's now very rare I have to get out of my chair
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