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Nice one Ken looks like your keeping busy and having fun with it don't forget to leave gaps for hinges or do you plan on fitting the doors after either way is fine, you could get away without jointing the door frames by simply glueing them to a panel the same size ,im all for making things easy lol, anyway your call nothing wrong with filling your day either. Funnily enough I've been working on a larder myself ?

Wee Judy is 6 months old tomorrow. Great nature and nothing phases, great to have around

gay...very fecking gay

It was a late finish last night so, the missus knocked this up for me - filo pastry with a tomato sauce and mozzarella, cherry tomatoes, basil and some meats from one of those salami selection pack things. ........... very tasty

Today’s view. ?? I’ve a great job

After seeing quite a few squirrels about lately, I thought I’d take the fac .22 impact out to see if I could pick off any squirrels that might be on the pheasant feeders. I decided to use jsb jumbo express, a lighter pellet with the power turned down a bit. The first feeder I checked had a squirrel under it, so I had one in the bag in the first five minutes. I carried on, keeping an eye out and no sign of squirrel activity until I arrived at a small feeder that had recently been filled with wheat. A squirrel was already there, but it scarpered as soon as it saw me. I waited, and within a minut

FRANCIE: Dr, Dr Oi keeps blacking out when Oi bin smoking the old Ganga sure I do. DR: Stop smoking the ganga then ya thick fucka. FRANCIE: Bejasus, I never would have thought of that now. DR: OK well f**k off then. Send the next arsewipe in. FRANCIE: But Oi have another problem doc. DR: Well? FRANCIE: It's the auld constipation doc. DR: OK take your trousers and underpants off. I've seen this problem with you before. FRANCIE exposes his manhood. DR. Thought so ya thick Paddy, stop wiping your f****n arse with paper bags which have had cement in th

We had another enjoyable day's boat fishing out of Littlehampton today. After chugging out to sea the Skipper stopped long enough for us to catch a decent supply of mackerel to supplement the rather dodgy tackle shop squid we'd brought with us.Decent frozen squid seems hard to come by . It didn't seem to matter though as despite the bright sun and clear water there were plenty of conger about on the rocky mark we anchored over; none of whom had fussy palettes. Surprisingly , considering l was on board , there were few small fish caught. This might've been because the conger

Look you all with your fancy meals me an the lads at work will be feasting on £9 worth of assorted doughnuts an cookies ?

The few lads that know on here my youngest stepson ruined my hobby and has cost me a few quid from what he has took,You bring them up right and give them everything they need to be treat like a c**t feck that,in that game you get 1 chance with me then it’s see ya and I couldn’t care if the little fecker lives in a wheely bin but he darent go though my gate,or I will be doing time for what he took.

just got out of hospital this morning and this for tea. haggis n bits n bobs. better than the shit served up in there

You just had a whitey ?

Just eat a couple of chocolate bars and crack on, it’s your blood sugars crashing, amateur ??

And this children is why you shouldn't do drugs....

Out and about as usual, back at Kev’s today with 6 of the girls they did an awesome job as did the dogs, ended the day with 36 in the car and a few missed chances all in all another fantastic day in the field. Got to love lif right? Enjoy guys!

I've been thinking about this, and think I've come up with a solution. Instead of these lunatics punishing innocent people going about their lawful business, how about they find the home addresses of the government ministers they want to influence, and chain themselves to THEIR front and back doors, and gates ? How about super gluing themselves to the bonnet of the ministerial Range Rovers that pick them up in the morning ? It would mean instead of people being pissed off stuck on the M25 and hating the protesters, they may actually find they get some public support ? Imagine th

I'm all for protest, but we should look at WHAT the protest is about, and HOW the protest is being carried out, and WHO the protest affects. The M25 protests are about people insulating their homes ! Now, I'm willing to bet the vast majority of the people being denied their right to travel HAVE insulated homes ! All new builds are well insulated and I'd guess most homes built in the last 40 years have cavity wall and loft insulation, I know mine has. There are government schemes to help pay to have older, less efficient homes insulated, I'm allways getting emails or people knock

Don't know about 'Blacking out and collapsing'. But, I was once sold what I was told was called " Russian Bud ". I have no experience of bud heads, so I did my best and skinned up. Had a smoke ~ just the one, as I remember ~ managed to stagger seven foot to my futon and fell on it. Just fukking lay there. At least eight hours. Completely unable to do shit and my mind racing about what if I needed a Doctor and my dogs being loose in the room. Fukking nightmare, quite frankly. Back in my day, the worst we ever got was throwing up after a puff too much of that Afghani Black. S

sites full a smart arses

Very similar situation mate as a kid my Nan brought me up, she was 97 when she went into hospital and my family gave up on here and left her there to die, when I was sat with her she said to me, I know I,m dying but I don’t want to die here, so against my family’s wishes I took her home, she lived for another 3 months and died in my arms, I put the last spoonful of morphine in her mouth and she went to sleep, I,m not sad or remorseful as she had a full and wonderful life and died in her own bed which was her last wish, not really spoke with my family much since and will never forgive them for

Here’s a laugh, don’t know if things are the same over there as here but when my kids bought me an iPad, the first thing I typed in was how to use an iPad and an ad came up asking,, are you over 55, TICK, are you sick of being left behind by the modern world, TICK,,, etc etc end result I got a free 6 week iPad course with age concern,, youngest in the class tea and biscuits on tap, don’t get no better than that, they do all sorts of shit for us old fecks have a look if you have them near you ????

I have always said if you want something doing Stav do it yourself. It is very difficult I have found to find reliable people in this world be it syndicates or work that is why I prefer now to be a lone wolf. I popped out last night to a couple of rabbit permissions just to show my face and see what the numbers were like but weather conditions weren't good , very still and still loads of cover so didn't see much. The freezer is getting low on dog meat so needed a few bunnies and managed the few that I saw.?

Cheers, D.

What could be better?....... Late night snack, washed down with a pint whilst watching Deadliest Catch ?

ive watched a good number of close family members and close friends suffer terribly from terminal cancer. Some have said i need to be allowed to put a end to this its unbearable pain and distress and others say no matter what happens i want to talk and be with my loved ones to the end. A individual choice which must be respected in my opinion.

Got to show ye this, mate! You're my inspiration after all. I'm constantly getting two bits of wood to fit together with a whisper and thinking; " That's how Kanny'd do it! " I've had this manky fukking glory hole, in my kitchen, for years now. Completely utilitarian. Always gave me somewhere to put the kettle and fiddle about with food ~ as long as it never touched the hardboard counter top! Well. I've finally had a gut full of the fukking thing and decided, quite arbitrarily, to do something about it. First thing was to make those blocks more amenable to being

Haven't smoked all day,time for a light one lol I'm gonna be honest with doc tomorrow instead of wasting there time.

Non stop here. It gets a bit quieter from August to October then its full throttle for nine months. 14 calls tomorrow, 15 on Saturday and 6 on Monday. I haven't advertised for over two years, but the enquiries keep on coming. Only another two years then I can retire - again!

Mole-Patrol has been closed for annual holidays, but the office kept taking enquiries. This was the view from the office window last week. Back to it tomorrow.

Keeping yourself busy my friend good for your mental. Wellbeing

We are cool mate, he already knows I think white blokes with dreads should be thrown in the sea ?

Eh I'm buggered if I know where he is will I do I'm a different kind of canny by the way damp. Patch would you kindly speak up. When u come on here I'm as deaf as you and summat else I'd love a butchers around your gaff ?

you could help newkid on his next project, in fact if that was any better it would be to good.

Hi If you pull the underlever back then look on the underside of the machined down cylinder where the barrel enters you'll see a proper serial with two prefix letters, If the gun is a .22 then it will start with G, This cylinder is GJ which means a mk5, If yours is .177" cal then the prefix will start with 'E'.. When you've found the prefix letters, Look HERE to find out the production dates from the letters.. By the way, If you get some wire wool and soak it with 3 in 1 oil and give ten mins rubbing, It will look a lot better ? This is an old mk2 that I was gi

you couldn’t miss a walk if you wanted to at our house … dog sits on step waiting

you never miss your mothers love till she's buried beneath the clay,...........................the words of an old song

Yellow vests at least the french have the balls look at there hunting laws . The British empire ?

Wish the public would have protested at the rise of the pension age like they did in France maybe its because we don't protest enough that the establishment continues to take the piss out of us on a daily basis.

Some lads did Len.... apparently the filth set about them, holding them back. Seem to remember some morons tried the same here in Spain, a few years ago and got red stained by HGVs travelling at 80mph ?

I've become a sentimental owd bugger with age and I honestly feel for you lads that have lost loved ones n family to this horrible disease dunno. Why I'm. Telling you this but there's this 60 summat year owd chap moved in next door to me he lost family so moved to Colchester to be nearer to his sister n niece he's from Belfast a nicer bloke you couldn't wish to meat and we have become friends but he's had a brain operation fer epilepsy to long for me to go into details but tuther day he went and had his hair shaved dear god the wound on his head I could fit my fist in. So I keep my eye on

Beautiful animal,..I wish her well...?

We all have different methods for coping bud,we do what we have to do..atvb?

Nothing special, but I like the fact this meal cost me nothing. Mashed carrot and swede and pickled onions from my allotment, and trout I swapped for rabbits with my brother. Cheers.

Just stopped for lunch , been hedge cutting and clearing this morning ready for the holiday punters tomorrow , their in for a fortnight , then a few days empty , then it’s booked for all of October and the first week in November … 31c at the moment with a tiny nw breeze …I’m melting ! ?