big sid

a lot of mary whitehouses in here. thank feck i'm normal

be great if he got it, imagine the teacher saying to bring your pets into class

theirs a baby bison going a begging

i love patel, but your right about braverman in fact you'd have to be a braverman than me to like her.

pope says even nuns watch porn, they told me they were doing press ups the fly gits

who is he

will i get discount when i mention your name

reason for it buddy, wilf would be the leader and do the talking(he does that a lot) and get us a good deal on a nice plot, gnasher well it obvious he would be head of security (do i need to say) mackem is so well travelled he would do the geographical bits(tours and away days) so their ya go buddy all picked for a reason.

i'd have went mental if i'd gone

must be plenty room where theyre coming from so why dont we send wilf gnasher mackem there and they can set up a nice wee resort for the rest of us.

you must be 106yr old to gained the experiences youve had.

you'll be telling me ultravox is your fav group and you and wee midge are mates and had a wee smoke when your were younger.

change your name to mr google

see you boy your to smart for your own good.

had a few fords did an anglia with an engine from a corsair 2000e engine pop rear axle wide spats fuel tank in the rear seat base, had to pick away in second as it just bounced on the spot when wellied in first, had a capri brand spanking, and on old corsair that i did the big ends in but lucky a local joiner brought his van to me with a loud tapping noise and someone advised him it was fecked and needed a new engine which he had bought and was in the back of the van, of course it would have been very rude to disagree with the local expert and tell him it was a tappit that had run loose so i d