jukel123

I'll watch out for that " Northumbrians". Not geordies or mackems. I've composed a poem. Bollocks to the left of me Bollocks to the right I've never heard such Nothumbrian/ Salfordian shite! Unless you really hate me don't tell my Mrs I wrote that.

I never knew you cared. Thank you brother. I am merely observing that men talk crap. On one side of me I have pissed up geordies who are according to their own admission the hardest c**ts the world has ever produced. On my other side my Mrs talking endless shit about her whippet with other 'fur baby' owners. So I'm feeling lonely and philosophical and posting what I think are penetrative analyses of human behaviour and I'm having the piss ripped out of me. f**k you all. Another pint of Shipyard Ale please mate. Its my only friend.

I'm bored, and I like to to think I'm a clever fly on the wall. It amuses me. People _watching and people_listening is a great hobby of mine. Do you want some? Think your hard like?

Somebody said to me that the best way to bring up kids is to adopt a policy of benign neglect. Pressure is a terrible thing to place upon a kid.

They f**k you up your mum and dad They may not mean to but they do They give you all the faults they had And add some more just for you Poem by Philip Larkin

Wtf? Masculinity is supposed to be about not giving ground. Never quitting in a fight. Tbh, thats bollox. Imo masculinity is sometimes about taking shit from foremen, employers even when you feel like throwing the dummy out sticking one on some fecka out and walking out. But you persevere for your family. I've fought like a good un against the odds,backed down when I know the odds are impossible and ran like f**k when I've had to. He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day. No shame in any of those actions. I'm in a pub now and listening to blokes recounting stories of

Yeah, the Mrs is a big seafood fan and has just bankrupted us on a seafood platter. I've just found a decent pint_ Shipyard Ale.

Ta. The latter. I've had a few. That's my excuse. I'm actually in your part of the World. Craster. Nice people. Shit beer.

The alternative? A boring, predictable c**t like me. Why has he been banned anyway? Members should be allowed to write what they want. But illegal content should be censored for people's own protection. If that's mammy state then I'm guilty. A young fella could come across all John Wayne and end up doing a two year stretch. I'm in a bar now and guys are talking about shit which would put them in jail for hate speech. They are just posturing..sounding off. It will be home erotic stuff next about Lenny McLean or the SAS author whose name I cant remember ( senior moment)

I would feel out of my comfort zone. Too posh. I like pubs rough and ready.

Fair comment. There a lot of guys about 60 odd in my local supermarket. They are only on tills because they've been made redundant from ' proper' men's jobs or are too knackered for physical jobs. I just think they should be given their pension early. One age for pension does not fit all. I meant no offence to anybody, and top marks to those guys for swallowing their pride and getting on with it rather than doing nothing. I'm just glad I was spared that.

Im stuck in the thought that it women's work. My age. My problem.

I hate to see men working on tills. f****n humiliating work imo. But time marches on.

I come from a line of dockers and Irish navvies. But containerisation and the JCB put an end to those traditions. Put a lot of men out of work but saved a lot of back breaking work too.Lol. But I take your point. The march of efficiency and profit doesn't take human beings into account. Maybe you could shorten it to 'Delboyers'.

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