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Back in October I promised a customer I would ferret her garden,when I had the time. Well I finally had the time today but thinking I would be dealing with half a dozen holes in her compost heap that she had shown me I didn't turn-up until midday. Luckily rather than the pocketful of nets and single ferret I had planned on taking a little voice in my head urged me to go overgunned so I took along a pair of ferrets ,two of short long-nets and a couple of dozen purse nets. A bit more exploration of her rather immaculate and spacious garden revealed a hedge backing onto a pony paddoc

Just one bolt from the rock with pals old bitch

f**k me you're right there mate...what a pair of twats.. Got to love Tyson Fury for this statement alone...in fact I think he maybe better than Ali now..lol

So fight him or youll be known as kackers for shitting yerself ?

none but cold -7 below

shes totally nuts ???

what i dont understand why is it only 8mins long lol

There used to be a bloke on here with a wooden leg called Eric, but I don't know what he called his other leg.... Bdum, tish, cd's for sale in the foyer etc.

nice and warm here

Hes gone now gnash is back.. FACT!!!

i found a nice piece of antler while out ferretting yesterday.....some one bought me a knife making kit,well over 10 yrs ago?so thought I'd give it a go.only had a hacksaw,rasp and cordless drill......took me just over an hr.....i will put a good edge on the blade over the weekend and put it to work?thanks for looking.

I could understand a teenage girl that doesn't understand been under pressure and terrified but drop the kid into a hotel or McDonald's or whatever. Survival is pretty slim outside in that weather. My granny died last month (94) and a nun arrived from England for funeral and told me that as a child she was an orphan and was put up in a house up the road where she slept as a child and had nowhere to go for food. She told me when my granny had 12 kids to look after of her own that she fed her aswell every day when she was also poor. That woman cried her eyes out into that coffin when i told her

Give over , you knew it was bent, also some gunsmith your mate must be if there is such a person ( if he didn't know it was bent, or springs missing out the trigger, purely had the lads pants down, you should do the right thing & give the his cash back & put it down to experience, let him keep the 35 aswell as at least he has put a bit effort in to fix it, That my opinion & that isn't going to change

He was last on two hours ago i think he would of seen this come on flynn whats the crack not a nice thing to do to some one that wanted a first rifle for his son and it gives a bad name to this forum and members give ur side flynn mac

Just went out for a look around near my place took 2 gills and back home for a nice cold bourbon

First cross and a bitch pup out of him back to a greyhound.

Make sure you have some alcohol in the car in case their beer bravery wears off halfway there. Also seat covers would be handy as when the reality of the situation kicks in there is the chance some people may soil themselves.......??

Bull Wheaton grey

I was about 14 and used to make a few quid in the summer from salmon,there was an advert in Guns and Ammo magazine showing a guy with a blow-gun holding up a coyote,i had also read Dan mannix book a sporting chance where he hunted with a blowpipe,i had to have one I sent off the cash and waited,and waited,came in from school one day and there was a long package waiting for me,holy shit,first weekend I put a dart into the neighbours cat,never seen a moggie get off a fence as quick,my mum ended up bending the tube round me after I stuck a dart in my sisters foot from the top of the stairs while

3/4 Wheaton

Pud

Mate, I promise, I'd never smash your back door in (I can't believe I feckin said that on here ) i can't promise that you won't be receiving midget porn or old undies though ........ Question is, do you take the gamble?

swear by these mate?

I'd say when you think of a jumper instead of giggling like a kid when you hear or read those words is about the time...

Mate , we are a great bunch on here , we all help each other when we can This is type of thing does not happen normally in this section

Out of interest Katchum, over your years on here how many blokes have threatened to fill you in and how many have actually turned up?

Iv'e just contacted the person who is doing the bluing for me and he says it is bent . But he is one of the good ones and has found me one .

will not watch anything with that muppet

You are right it needs sorting asap ,don't walk him in fields with sheep that will run away, speak to one of your farmers and take him to sheep in shed preferably sheep that are used to dogs, it's no fun for a pup when they stand there ground.if that don't sort him a small shed with a couple of ram's will definitely put him in is place.

my first Wheaton/bull x lurcher bitch....ticking all the right boxes to be fair,26 tts at 9 months old,good feet, coat,can cover some ground, easy to get along with.cant wait for next season throw the work at her?

Oh we get it pretty bad here, most of the country grinds to a halt.....towns and cities littered with abandoned vehicles, all the schools close and get pretty close to a national emergancy situation!! Sometimes we get a whole inch of the stuff

Useful cross, ?

God love you

I will be having a litter of kits in the spring your welcome to have one ,

Just as an aside strapped to a person's wrist a shock coller can also curb excessive masturbation Hope this helps

Shock collar, full wack and zap..... Sorted

Snowing here dog loves the snow. Just passed 3 folk heading up the Ben. I'll expect the helicopter keeping me up all f***ing night looking for the daft c**ts!

I got crackers

.....sure it wasnt both arms? ?

Thats what home made knives are all about. Have a go then have another go. We all start somewhere- those are both as good as my first knife.? Keep at it lads.

THL gladiator taxi service, first aid trained, can have wanna be pugilists at their next bout hassle free,reasonable rates, if hands need steeping you'll have to provide your own petril!

25 years ago I would of fought both of em for the 140 and a night lamping never mind thousands lol.

It’s the homeless I feel sorry for in this weather

Not a great day for numbers but we had fun anyway.