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My lad says 'literally' and 'basically' in every sentence. It's with watching all these bloody American poofters on YouTube. Oh and 'hey guys....' really pisses me off. Guys? Fckin guys! Your from Lancashire you bloody woofter!

Hi Chris, given the county that you are intending to work in,..I would think seriously about some kind of whippet based hybrid.? I catch a few rabbits in East and West Sussex, and as you know, it is extremely heavily wooded... Such a terrain can sometimes harbour good amounts of conies,..and the facts are, when you are rabbiting in ditch bottoms, deep old hedgerows. brash, etc, there is no need for a very large jukel...As for keeping your rabbit dog as a family pet,..well, I've always liked my dogs around me , and as long as your chavies are fully aware that it is a dog, and not a t

My last house was built, I reckon, within a few yards of where my first ever lurcher caught her first hare. The house I live in now built on land I played on, hunted, nested, and was chased off of quite a few times as a boy in halcyon days. Funny thing is there are a few mature trees, old hawthorn hedges, and burn courses left, all hidden amongst the housing to remind me. Kind of makes it even sadder. And when I tell my kids “when I was your age, this was all just fields” I hear my late dad’s voice in my head, and realise the sadness he had in his heart when he told me the same about his old s

Remember them great end of season days at altcar and the banter on the public bank , doubt we will ever see them again

All my dogs were brought up with my kids and was pets when kids were little id find them asleep in the dogs bed with the dogs dogs loved the kids kids loved the dogs but also grafted most nights on lamp ferreting and with the terriers.i think bringing them up together it worked mate so dog from a pup they get used to family life and working and benefit from both

I took a gamble and it paid off. My logic was I had her as a pup before I had a car and we spent years on foot. So I thought well on foot we would have headed over to such and such for a run. I drove around in the car and was it 3-4 miles across country. Started flashing the lamp around and back at feet as she new that one. Felt I was wasting my time but second field in over in the far corner two eyes flying towards me. Cool as a cucumber flashed me feet once more and waited for the panting. Over the moon was understatement gave the little cow a hug lol Every time I drive tha

After doing the burn off I just knocked up a few burgers to get the feel for it.

*Something here to offend everyone - in every sense...* ?? Now on sale at IKEA - beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove. A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency. The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last nig

I speak a bit Northern but I find myself speaking even more broad Lancashire in front of my son in the hope he picks a bit of it up. I'm also trying to edge him away from the left wing woke bollocks..... ....so I find myself walking down the road with him going "that mon Ower theer ist won of them bluddy theer poofters and that mon ower theer ist a bluddy darkie....." I even I had to laugh at the how daft the situation had got ?

I detest all that utter nonsense they speak, I’m a south London lad and won’t ever exactly get a job on radio 4 doing the shipping forecast but that total rape of the English language should be punishable by death ! All that “innit” and “bruv” and “fiddy” and “wet man up” and all that old bollocks......bunch of retards ! That total drivel they talk in America is the very worst of all.

Invest in a cage to keep the kids and puppy out of mischief while u and misses r busy I’ve found they seem to house train a bit quicker if u use a crate/cage

A nice book in my opinion. Sort of a text book on the development of the whippet from a working man's race dog to a modern popular KC breed but written by people who knew what a whippet should be. Only slight criticism, and I wrote this on another thread, is Colonel Walsh's opinion that a serious ferreter will learn to leave his dog at home. But, I have no doubt that he went to his grave having forgotten more about dogs than I will have learned by the time I go to mine. Lots of great pictures also.

Can’t believe it.. Bowie’s trying to big himself up with name dropping and you heathens are ignoring him... fekin disgraceful.

Cheers Arry

Fcked work off. Going to try and spend every Friday morning in kennels for a while.

All dogs become a lot better when they are dead.

recently seen where they plan to build 300,000 houses a year over next 15 years. also 60,000 coming to the east Midlands from Hong Kong out of a total of 5 million...... in a nutshell lads.... this country is fxxked.

This is the wrong place to get sympathy. A good helping of British piss taking should clear it up .?

Hi lads just got my first catapult and got my first pigeon was using 9.5mm lead shot. Had my little lad with me told him he must be my lucky charm!!! Atb wallie

I wouldn't trust any dog round little kids mate always supervised ?

I have been ignoring a good bit of advice that my Dad gave me that I usually adhere to... never talk about politics or religion in a bar. Not in a bar but I am having a drink. No more political input from me. But I may post more bollocks about whippet/greyhounds.

Lol similar again, I'm regularly reminding him 'we'll have f**k all americanism shit in this house'. Again similar, I also tell him things like 'see her over there, lettuce licker', see him over there, arse bandit, he's like 'dad, you can't say that! Whilst he giggles slyly lol. I say 'why not, that's what they are'?! 'Just don't turn out like that, and you'll be fine'. Lol.

And some areas of England have not recovered to this day. Many individuals also never did. A complicated and emotive period of our history.

When I was a kid my grandad used to put a shot of that into my porridge it’s amazing stuff you have to chew it lol.

At least this man HAD a line of lurchers .only line you know is a washing line..clown of the highest order.. so what if some man's trying to get back HIS old blood.. wtf are you at you go out and catch 2 rabbits and talk about specialist rabbit dogs .. you probably do better with a bowlines...

If these whippet x greyhound pups are as good as you say then surly you shouldn’t need to do what you are doing to sell the litter Or is it the notoriety and fame you seek ?. Bowie.. nobody likes a braggart.

??yours is sport poxline Lurchers

Breeding for field and show ? why breed a working dog for a show ring? I used to have a soft spot for a whippet greyhound great little dogs in my eyes. Was my first dog and killed some game with him, but the shit you talk is starting to make me dislike em ? and you do know here in Ireland 99% of greyhounds have great breeding as stud dogs have to have a certain amount of points and to gain points they must win races.. So what will make your first xs better then other first xs bred off the same kaliber greyhound? And money for greyhounds is fairly good at the moment getting good money for OK ti

I was talking to vet yesterday about having hobs snipped and he said he advices clients not to bother as it might make them sick in long run ,he said only safe way is to get them a inplant but this is costly especially if you have several hobs and jill jabs is safest way to go with jills and never herd of one being lost because of jab .once a ferret going down hill it can be over very quickly so his advice was to find a vet who helps local ferret rescue as these vets will have more knowledge than most on ferrets and to get the ferret to them as soon as you see something not right .

I find it shocking and shake my head in disbelieve when i hear youth's on a Rotherham council estate who hang around the local shops speaking it i could easily shoot the fekin lot of them with out batting an eye lid.

Great book Tats..?.. made all the more enjoyable when you know the author, is a genuine Goodfellah?

Look at them toes!! The Shire phoned; they're missing a hobbit!

Had the Astra jab, definitely the 150 quid out of pocket has caused me more pain ?

One book from back in the day I would not put in that category and that was Ted Walshes lurchers and longdogs the best book ever wrote on the subject IMHO.

I was on a job today and the staff in the office compound found a lurcher nearly 2 months ago.they can’t keep it any longer so if any one is out there looking for a lurcher then pm me pics to see if it’s the same pooch.I won’t be giving any information on here.it’s a friendly lurcher and it would be a shame if it ends up in a dogs home.it’s not microchipped.they’ve tried local dog wardens but nothing has come up so I thought I’d try on here

This young lads first rabbit in his snare he sett it himself it's hard to get young lads interested in the game nowadays

Brindle dog nearly 11 ,absulotely made of bell iron .tough as old boots,off a long line of bull lurchers I've kept going for over 20 years

thats not cement you dunderheid an its not a dry stone wall ...for obvious reasons....its built an sealed with lime mortar

I had the Astra one , both times it put me on my back for 3 days each time but I’m fine now I just think it has to be the worst of two evils but in the long term it must be the right thing to do

I have had both jabs , but I had Pfizer, nothing more than an arm ache. I can understand not wanting to go through all that itching crap though , sounds grim . I don’t think I’d have been up for a second dose , but the doc did say that it was unlikely to cause a bad reaction the second time .

There's been over 300 houses built just up from me on fields that were "just a last run" on the way back from lamping 3 years ago. Cheers, D.

Useless fact, Plummers books were at one time the most stolen books from libraries. Cheers.

f***ing mental... The scots like doing it sometimes, especially if a couple get yapping on here, all of a sudden you see less and less words spelt correctly until its Impossible to read... Katchum is one of the worst for it once he has a Scotsmen to "banter" with...??

Well mine has arrived https://youtube.com/shorts/CJJjlPLJAMs?feature=share

Iv just picked her up the vets are shocked by the turn around , come to the conclusion she had rat poison in the system but because of the knock and drowning she went into shock and it kicked on , a grand down but she’s insured but Iv got my girl home ?