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My ex Mrs's family had Lancashire heelers. First time I met her mum I picked one up, had it under my arm stroking it, like you do I just tipped it forward and dropped it expecting it to jump to the floor from my arms.....fckin thing face planted straight into the wooden floor with a sickening thump. They hadn't told me it was blind. Obviously it was my fault ?. Fckin horrible stinking yapping bastarrds. To this day whenever I see one I envisage her miserable moaning face and get an urge to volley the fcker down the road

It's alright, there's a fence round it

Yesterday I spent afternoon in Weymouth , loads of dogs being walked or on beach with their owners , a Bedlington and long haired Alsatian looked like they were suffering then in local echo firemen in bridport had to break into a motorhome which had 2 dogs in a cage . Every summer it’s the same , I really can’t get my head around people taking dogs out to shut them in a car or drag them round town centres ? when I kept dogs if I went out in summer they were left at home in kitchen back door left open and several water bowls left out .

Had a few bits out of the veg patch today, nice few potatoes... Done a ploughman's...was bloody nice!

Chicken kebabs on the bbq ?

It's not looking good - we're either going to end up with a remainer or someone without British heritage. Whoever they put in place, I think we could do with a general election soon after. Take care of you and yours and, educate your young ones because that lot give less of a f**k about you by the day.

Old one of me here... guessing about '87 ish. Trusty old school lab and an Italian Spinone. I don't think there were many Spinone's in the country back then. Stiil hardly see any now but when i have they seem big cloddy overweight things. Probably bred for the ring. He ended up in the hands of some wrong uns before my dad took him on for a new start. Fantastic dog into the wind on winter wheat to find a seated hare and throw a point.. totally natural to him it was. Very timid though.. probably due to his early start in life... hence the name we gave him.. Tim..? Check my catty out!!

Peace preach all the religions. Kill! Scream the various religious fanatics. Better off forgetting about organised religions and honour God in your own way if you are a believer. Still fighting about battles fought centuries ago is sad.

Asians to be honest have no place in UK politics, most Asian countries are corrupt as f**k from the ground up, yes I know people will say "But what about UK politics?" but unless someone has lived and worked in Asia they haven't seen real open blatant corruption,its endemic in a lot of countries.

As I said, it takes a very special kind of shitcunt to do that job……they are down there amongst the lowest forms of humanity ! I genuinely couldn’t do a job of any kind that was based on screwing perfectly innocent fellow citizens for any reason…..there’s more respectability in sweeping gutters ! Theres absolute f***ing arseholes openly dealing crack, street robbery, gang affiliated and everyone knows who they are but no, Nigel is stood with his pals 20 handed at a random checkpoint nicking builders for a worn tyre and cracking on like the builder is El Chapo…….I wouldn’t piss on folk

I thought it two English Kings fighting each other james and William james got But out of England and used the Irish people to fight for him and then he fck off and left the Irish people high and Dry to fight on and to round it all up the pope sponsored William's army But your right there is alot of bitterness still over here But I found out hunting and fishing boxing football club's is working to bring the two sids together and it's working

Its not culture len,its bitterness still being bred into the young ones,,were never gona move forward if these bitter people keep celebrating bitterness an divide. You even have the ruc delivering these people chineses an takeaways. The people in the area are to afraid to speak out incase you know what. On the other hand catholics are not allowed to have a bonfire to celebrate the assumption of mary,the ruc come in an take the wood,still double standards an bitterness. If we want to move forward in Ireland all bonfires need to stop.

I know what I was…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwjEXvkUlzE&t=3865s

At last years game fair I saved a labs life without a doubt .People crowded round a choc lab having a fit ,wearing a check coat ffs .I stepped in shouted to clear some space and asked for the nearest tap .A bloke pointed and I scooped the dog up .Got there and ripped the coat off with owner screaming something .Ran the tap between the dogs back legs and after a while it came round ,tried to bite me but owner calmed it down .That dog was in middle stages of dehydration which kills through fitting and shutting down of organs until the heart is the last thing . It made a full recovery and t

waste of good wood

Few almonds and tons of home Piri Piri

My mate sent me a pic yesterday, he is in Cheshire at the moment, lives on his boat now, really interesting life story, lived for six months of the year in Florida, married a criminologist, loads of twists and turns in his tale, now dwells on a houseboat,top guy ?

Apparently she is pro brexit and promises to reduce immigration

Fly a couple of old Spitfires over while they've got their lights off - that'll shit 'em up

New book out in august. Thought it might interest the organised coursing lads

Wrong thread wilf, should be on the PRIDE thread.

I'm still hoping it's Jeremy Clarkson Cheers, D.

I've never really understood the thinking behind "bug hotels". My problem has nothing to do with the admirable concept of providing insect habitat. It's the name. Surely if fish live in a fishery and worms in a wormery; a bug hotel should really be called a..... Maybe it's a marketing thing?

Remember a fair amount of Lancashire healers, as you say yappy and good ratters. As for volleying, my nearest neighbour has five chihuahuas. Every month or so they escape and come and harass me whilst I'm in the garden. They act just like a wolf pack. Always nip from the back and whilst you are dealing with one attack, another little fecker attacks on my blindside. My neighbour then arrives all apologetic and promises he'll keep them in in future. I've got this recurring fantasy, I would love to grab them one by one and volley them over my f****n roof. Orrible, bulgy eyed,noisy, hysterical lit

I remember a Jack Russel serving a deerhound lurcher bitch. I was a young lad ferreting and the dog had shown some interest in the bitch all morning. There wasn't much action around the setts and the lurcher bitch lay down. Seconds later they were tied. All was OK until the bitch stood up and the jack found himself suspended by his dick. Fortunately I grabbed the bitch and held her steady and my mate lifted the dog. We had borrowed both dogs and returned them as though nothing had happened.??

I agree, I didn't mean our sovereignty was handed over in one go. The Treaty of Rome, the Maastricht Treaty and others, handed more and more power over individual states to the EU. No one party was/is to blame......Gordon Brown snuck off and signed a treaty in the middle of the night after the others had signed, John Major lost his job basically because of Maastricht, Blair and Mandelson wanted us to join the Euro, May wanted to sign a deal that would mean Brexit in name only, Johnson lied to the Nortern Irish to get his deal over the line. What people forget is we voted to "lea

10 weeks old and just back from their first outing to the big fields Today... Their Just enjoying the sun now after atrocious weather the last few weeks... A white dog a red dog and the bitch with black on her eye.

Not been out in a few weeks so called Sean and Jaybo up Jay turned up at mine we loaded the tank up and off we went, Once there we set off around the paddocks where we came across two that fled but we lay down and waited as we had not shot at them I knew they would come back out We waited a while and one showed its self I could not see it thru the scopes Wheres Jay could told him to shoot it but in his haist he missed It came running towards us and I tried to get it in the scopes but alas it turned and took off, Sean called me and asked what fields had been cut I

Alright fellas, bit of a record to maybe broken this year by a port town called larne and their monstrous bonfire going for over 200ft in height

My Son moved to Vancouver in December last year to play a bit of rugby and have a bit of fun. He's previously lived in Melbourne, Auckland and Canterbury but reckons Vancouver is head and shoulders above them. Plenty of work available, locals very friendly, stunning scenery and fantastic facilties. Last weekend was Saturday on the beach and Sunday hiking in the snow. He's said that he's found his spiritual home and will be applying for permanent residency.

As we all know My camera is fuucked and I’m too cheap to buy a new one ? Last night I made a Tom Yum hot pot style soup jobber in the mountains. The soup base was brought from Thailand by the mrs and well fuuck me. Lamb, chicken and beef, corn, other veggies but by God was it perfect. I brought a beef rib I’ve had in the freezer for the dog, cooked that into the soup with the mix, took that out for him and the rest (plus a bit for him lol) was mine. No cnut around, just me and the dog and a few nosey pigs and deer, all while watching Saturn and Jupiter rise… bliss.

You’d be more like Danny DeVito !

More worrying is I have fancy dress event in 2 weeks and my Mrs thinks we’ll be going as Danny zuccho and Sandra Dee from grease can’t wait to wear a leather jacket in this heat

Stop going to trotting pony events ! A vest and red arms are a sign of maturity! A tub of bryle cream ,and black shiny shoes come next !

I suppose like all gun dog breeds they were developed for the purpose and country /terrain they lived in originally some adapt to different uses or terrain others are more specialised /one trick . when I was a kid springers looked similar to a Brittany or a collie x springer , they were leggy and capable of retrieving over barbed wire fences then they suddenly got smaller and look like they do now .

The blue ones belong to British sugar and can't be sold as it goes.. I did some concrete work in a pallet factory my way a few years back where they recondition them, the lads that were painting them looked like fecking smurfs the way they were covered from head to foot in blue paint and the lad who had to put the white writing on had one of the shittiest,most boring brain numbing jobs i have ever seen anyone do ever....

Nowt mate, there's a huge Cabela's near home, Er indoors was retail Park shopping so I just went in to watch the fish get fed ??

I don’t normally go out until after the fields are cut, but took a drive over the farm the other evening to see what was about I couldn’t believe how many rabbits that were about, one field in particular which I’ve been hitting over winter was full of them, so I took a wander for a couple of hours this evening, I shot nine but lost one in the veg I missed a couple as well was a really nice evening to be out, the 27” bipod really came in handy tonight what with the veg being so high at the moment. here’s a few pics.

Just grab it by hand

Feckin poofs everywhere, still the only good thing is going fishing on pride day, the only day the countryside is devoid of flies, as theyre all hovering over the cities following the smell of shite coming off the poofs

I think the dominant, determined hunting dogs push their owners patience the most but these are often the best workers, highly driven and independent. You can't bully these animals but if you work with them they usually turn into legends you always remember.

I was looking out the back window and i saw a rat under next doors bird feeder and it ran to the dividing fence which is at the rear of my shed and back to there bird feeder , as i watched it it did that a few times . So i checked my shed put a snapper down in the shed and two more under the shed and a body gripper in a cubby in front of the shed i just checked them while i was doing a slug patrol in the garden and one snappers went off and the rats sitting beside it with brain damage , i tried to pull it out with a hoe but couldn't and as it was just sitting there i got a air rifle shot it a

Your rich already then lol

This is why I find dogs so amazing and love to work with them, I have done field trails with labs trained god knows how many labs as Gundogs and I admit I have been a c**t at times and it’s no excuse but it’s what I had learnt from the so called best trainers in the world but the more people u train with the more different ways u find of teaching a dog what u want it to do, but all the bollockings the dogs have had they still want to please me which looking back makes me feel even more like a c**t, the dog that gave me the biggest lesson and taught me a life’s lesson was a Saluki x whippet and

On a feckin day like today, she says 'can you do one of your spicy bologneses for dinner?' ? So, here I am, Henry Westons and ice, sweating my arse off while I simmer this down for the next couple of hours She better be doing a roast dinner tomorrow

I think they probably are related. Corgis are supposed to be derived to shipperkes( l just know l've spelt that wrong) ,which are related to Northern dog breeds. Little sods for heel nipping which l guess comes for them being bred as cattle and watch-dogs. When l was growing up a neighbour had a corgi x alsation. That must've involved some amusing contorions in the mating department! Thinking about it; back in those days just about every other dog on the streets seemed to be an alsation crossed with something like a collie or lab... . And they all came with a serious health wa

Great replies lads? I USED to be, real heavy handed with my lurchers,...I learned this from my Father and his old man... They both took in, cur dogs for training, to work the sheep and cattle... Some of these animals were exceptionally tough, both physically and mentally... In fact, the best of the bunch had a definite urge to hurt and even kill the livestock... When properly schooled, these hard types frequently made the best workers, but it was an emotional roller coaster getting to that point.? SO,.. training wise,...I never really stood a chance, I was simpl

O boy sorry y'all forgot the rest of the pics ! Sorry 300 something miles round trip , it's 3a.m here and I'm bushed but yeah anyhow So back to the fishing stuff Was actually really looking at getting a fly tying set up for.... reasons ?? This whole wall on the right is nothing but fly tying feathers and fur caps Both of these wall where strictly smaller artificial like beetle spins spoons mini crank baits,grubs jugs ect Nothing but line. You name it, braid ,mono ,floro every friggen brand name all them yuppies like too.... Sorry I'm cheap I get the off brand stuff ?