The one

I get what they think is a stress rash , don't bother me but i look like the leopard man if i take my top off got to cover myself with dulilted head and shoulders shampoo for 5 minutes then wash it off twice a week for 3 months and im okay

Glad your alright houses can be fixed and i bet your Mrs never puts anything on the cooker again

Eh NAH phones only for me calling folk or texting dont need a dear or a high tech one

Thought as long as they had a pict of the reg it was good enough ?> The new ones on the motorway take them as your driving away so only get the back of the car

We know hes ripping the piss LOL

She will get a house and everything she wants unless somebody here finds out where she lives

Christ some of the old posts still have me chuckling BPR getting beat up by that disabled bloke for parking in a disabled space but that wasn't a really early post

Ali Gs the man LOl

Aye i think mine is 4 mph out if the signs that flash your speed are correct im alaway reading 4mph higher on my speedo

There a total waste of time folk here slow down while going under the bridge that has the cameras on them then put the foot down , or on the average camera motorways slow down when they see the cameras then speed up again so if there average speed cameras if there above 70 mph between the cameras there going to get caught But what size of computer must they have to read and store all the car registrations and work out the average speed there on the stretch of road covered by cameras ?.

I got another tin of wasp killer in for the summer only a quid but the last few years have been really quiet but normally there in eating the ferrets carcasses and either me or the ferrets get stung

No way in hell should she ever be allowed to return here

Aye if hes a RFD but if hes just a range master no

Hello and welcome mate

We were on a rabbit job this morning and there where 1000s of pigeons on the rape in front of building its surprising how they knew they where safe . i took 4 picts on my phone but there crap