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Today would have been his Birthday. Happy Birthday old man.

We had an outside toilet when I first moved into my tiny Terraced house,.. that was in 1978,..we still have one ?

I had a bitch scanned 3 times in one day last week,she had 2 pups at 5 am,was feeding them,seemed to stop with the contractions..by 9 o'clock Mrs is panicking.. 2 different practices and a lad who does it mobile....all 3 told me only 2 pups inside her..wanted 2k for a C-section first place without even looking at the dog ?,£1100 second place... 4:30pm getting the bitch ready for op and she started contracting again...4 pups fell out on the floor...one was rotten,one came out after it and bitch attacked it..they put 35 metal staples in him..sent us on our way with some puppy formula saying bi

Just been at a wedding n 3 people on our table did not want the beef ,,,,,,,,,, then my sister did not eat hers after id taken the picture so had hers as well ha

Heavy night on the sauce, everyone feeling a little tender this morning, luckily I put a belly of pork basted in jerk seasoning, scotch bonnet, ginger root and chilly on top the burner 12 hours ago have some nice fresh bread and may even crack in a fried egg for good measure ?

Treated the mrs tonight as it’s probably our last night off together until Christmas…. Scallops with garlic butter, coquille St Jacques (scallop, cod, crab and potato), prawns with chili and garlic… Oyster steak, blah blah and served with peppercorn sauce… Pudding to follow ?

Won't hurt the horrible little sand nigger to taste defeat now and again ..well done Max V?

Corrupt c**ts gifted him it at the end, making rules up as they go along.

It is also his Mrs birthday funnily enough. Had a good stomp out today, a proper mooch, knocked a few bits over. I think he’d have approved!

Unlucky duck from Saturday. I am no ramsey but tasted nice

Drive around the fens 5days a week, starting early doors, never get tired of the sunrise... Yokel

On Saudia Haj flights coming from the third world, they didn't even know what toilets were. They simply put a pillow on the floor between the rows of seats and pissed and shit there. Cheers.

Then I will be having a few drams in his honour this evening....Happy Birthday John lad,thoughts are with his family at this difficult time of yr ?

I have to say my vet is brilliant. Whenever they can they book in PTS animals as the last appointment and the owner can stay there as long as needed with the animal then walk out and lay another day. He is a great bloke. Also very few overweight animals in my vets as he is on owners straight away about overweight pets.

Me and my buddy are went down to Louisiana for there reptile expo ,pretty cool .Know some of yall love the scaly critters so figured I'd share

So done my usual walk again today.. got off the train at hooton and strolled on to west Kirby. Few pints well deserved ?? atb herron

Can't think of a nicer cuńt for it to happen to! Fuckïng prick.

Another cracking morning for the terrorists.

Hamilton is a dick, but didn’t deserve to lose that win today. He was the quicker driver and the safety car ‘rules’ decided the title.., which is just sh!te in my opinion. There should be no tyre changes or advantage gained in a safety car situation. F1 need to sort that out, because that was a fcukin shambles today.

Out this morning loads of deer about but never flushed a fox dogs caught a rabbit so we never blanked

I can well understand your preference for the stunning looking,. non-pedigree, Hard Blood style of whippet ,...however,.. these superlative , purpose bred racing machines, often harbour a slight problem, for the roustabout hunting man....?

I must be very, very old..... cos I can still remember the days when a person's standards and reputation (for better or worse) was based on how they behaved, rather than how many "likes" they could get on FaceBook. Maybe that's why so many worthwhile stories begin with the phrase "Back in the good old days" !!!!

Conor benn still has a long ol road ahead of him & he does lack in many areas but i will say over the last 18months hes come on a lot Brilliant performance last night from loma,what a talent he is,

tack in the days when this forum was the best

nice burger with mushrooms and bourbon sauce in a dinner in Vegas. was very nice.

Doubted about 17 hmr for years. Today I shot 9 squirrels with the 455. Nothing remarkable there but this farm has been plagued with crows. Today I gently poked around some round bales my rifle to bring about on a field full of crows pecking at drilled grain. The wind was not quite but mostly on me. I proceeded to shoot four crows, one after the other. Some left but some stayed. They couldn't of heard the rifle down wind from them and also they just ignor the crop scarer they have been listening to for months! The closest was 75yd or so. The far one 130yds or so. All just aim on.

?@Ken's Deputy "Mate, you can't put an entire Fallow stomach down the toilet....?... it won't flush,...trust me,.. I'm a qualified Plummer" Err,...I beg to differ....?

My mate once turned up at mine to drop his dog off before going to silver stone to watch the super bikes . it wasn’t the garish Yamaha pit jacket fleece he’d obviously forgot to take off , or the matching “ the doctor “ Valentino Rossi baseball caps , it was the rear window sticker on his golf tdi saying “ you wouldn’t catch me on my bike “ type shite that he realised he’d f****d up I spent all weekend making “fast bike “ noises at him in what’s app messages . at least the bikes is interesting in a fashion . With Grand Prix the best car wins . I’d genuinely rather watch

Happy birthday butty..x

Every days a learning day, mate ? Cheers.

Saw some big cats in Yorkshire today I did not realise how big leapords were

I only worry about my own conduct,...you can only give folks some friendly advice?..they do say,you can't educate pork?

It's a team sport so that will always be the case, take today for instance, Perez defending against Hamilton like his life depended on it despite him not challenging for the win. Today showed it can be edge of the knife, both drove amazing this year but Verstappen has been very lucky to escape penalties with the dirty moves he's pulled. Hamilton dominated today but the FIA and the racing gods said different.

I’ve just had a text off Mosh telling me he was out this morning with someone who looked exactly like me, the only way he could tell it wasn’t me was this lad could shoot ?

Hello folks, not been on here for a few years. Just found out about Johnny boy this morning, can't believe it. Myself and John amongst others used to have some good craic on here back in the day and so it continued on Facebook with Johnny still questioning how my whippet was bred and my choice in shirts? lol. Although I never met Johnny I'll miss him, I know he was one of the good guys. Rip John x

A lovely little walk around the sheep farm with my mate Mosh this morning, first off around the sheds where I managed 3 feral pigeons for 3 shots, I think Mosh was just as shocked as me that I’m actually hitting a few things. Then it was off around the hedge backs to see what was about, we flushed half a dozen partridges and 4 pheasants but as it’s Sunday we let them be, the rabbits weren’t so lucky, I had 2 running through the rape and connected with them both, then as we past a big oak tree a squirrel made a break for it and I nailed that to the tree, I can’t tell you the last time I shot th

Pakis have started putting them in round here, in the old outside toilet, or building a little block extension to put it in, so they can use the old bathroom as an extra room in the house. They obviously just use some cowboy Arab builders who smash into the soil line, rats just jump out of the hole ?

The non-ped racing people breed their dogs to race, they have been breeding the best to the best for generations to get the fastest dog over a relatively short distance. They get great pride in seeing their progeny win big Open races and Racing Champion status. Gone are the days when people like me would have "dual purpose" whippets, hunting and coursing during the week and racing at the weekend. I still go regularly to my local Whippet clubs and am friends with many of the people. I've been offered very well bred pups many times to get me back into racing, but have never been o

Piss. Cheers, D.

Cheeky wee Friday off so had arranged to meet Joe and his dug Glen for 7ish this morning and first light. I had Jess and 4 ferrets and joe had 3 of his. Laid a fair few nets on the first bit between us and got 3 off it, Jess marked well and again held in the nets, still better than nothing. moved along a bit and dogs again marked spot on, took 6 off that bit between us with only 1 dog required. Glen as always is reliable and steady but was chuffed with Jess, marked and worked like she’s been at it for years. penny has well and truly dropped.

Used stay with my Gran sometimes she had an outside loo round the back up some steps right up the top of the garden and that was a fare old slope. It was not like the toilet bowl we have now it was like a stone bench with a square of wood in the middle with a hole the shape they are now. But it was just like funnel with a little hole us kids didn't like it. Bloody great spiders in there door was 4 inches short top and bottom draughty as f**k with that tracing paper stuff if you were lucky if not it was squares of new paper threaded on that old hairy Woolworths string. In every room was a match

Feet up Sunday!!!

Thought it was me munching ???????

Yeah, Zulu, The Alamo, Lawrence of Arabia. I never tire of watching them. Cheers.

can remember them well. my granddad still used the piss pot tucked under his bed right untill the house was modernised in the late 70s . he would go out to the local club on a fri / sat night and be up and down pissing in his pot. get up in morning and empty it outside. they had a parafin lamp going all winter to try and keep the outside bog from freezing up. all our school toilets were outside too. we had endless days off up here because the school bogs were froze. free milk at school then too. birds would peck the tops of the bottles to get at the milk then we were made to drink the milk. pu

I have a big bushing bitch whom is a straight Lab x Visla ,she has the lab nature & would eat her own back leg if it was offered to her ,but she has the pointer work mindset ,she never stops ,has a really good wind nose & finds and jumps more than her share of rabbits.I would of thought her size would be a disadvantage but she seems to handle heavy cover very well .Id love to try a ESS x visla for a busher /rabbit finder. I had at one time a golden lab x golden Retriever who had the long body of the retriever that allowed him to motor also he was a great rabbit finder & caugh

Nice wee touch before x mass 100 metres 2 builders one labourer no sweat