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Karma is fukcing great the old couple living next door to me get more and more miserable with age. He was hammering my door a few weeks ago about my heavily pregnant daughters car that was parked about two inches on his side of the boundary and wanted it moved even though he wasn’t expecting any visitors. I was in the process of telling him to fukc off and to send his son in law around for a chat as I wasn’t going to argue with an old man when my daughter moved the car further up the road as she didn’t want the stress. Literally 5 minuets later I heard a hell of a noise and when I went out a m

RIP slinky. Slinky the barron vixen passed away at 5:18am this morning. After many a time evading her adversary her time came. She did however have the final word, fox blasphemy was uttered with her last breath. Although I didn't understand I could imaging what she was saying. I congratulated her as I stroked her head then laid her to rest. Good girl slinky, I take my hat off to you.

It was an intense moment. Typical slinky, she came from the opposite direction than I was expecting, had the wind been from the prevailing I would of never seen her, again! When the dark shape did loom out of the darkness she was only around 50-60yds. I had heck of a job getting the rifle to bear silently. She stopped on hearing a sling swivel. A quick shoulder shot dropped her. Then the cursing and then she resumed her original course all be it crippled. Shot two, a moving target shot put her down for good. Shot three was to complete the necessary. So with all that excitemen

Sometimes she lets him give himself a handjob

Straight enough for you

Their there for the taking ,time to start building the British empire back up ?

Slow cooked Shoulder of Lamb. Cheers Arry

Old age has many benefits. Unfortunately, possessing a defective prostate gland ain't one. The most embarrassing occurrence was when a female urologist in her thirties came to examine me. She decided to stick a camera down my jap's eye. Soon as she grabbed my tadger I became erect. She said "I'll take that as a compliment". She then said I didn't realise you were still sexually active. Cheeky bitch I thought. Put that camera in the bin and I'll show you sexually active whether you like it or not.? Atb Keith.

Do you honestly think there's a single shinner that gives a fcuk about terrierwork?

The jab

Don't suggest to francie that gnipper is an abortionist ??

Whether they lost the Moskva through accident (RUS claim) or through missile attack (UKR claim) they appear incompetent. The Neptune missiles are essentially obsolete given modern air defences. For years people have sized up countries military strength by counting assets. “This nation has more tanks/jets/soldiers than this nation so they’re more powerful”. Russia have played heavily to this sort of thinking. Retaining aged hulls and up gunning them to f**k with things that go bang. Seems impressive but there’s a huge and complex chain of systems that go into firing a missile, and it’s the

Had housing surveyor/inspector come out today to review fence confirmed we have full permission. But also noticed they had stacked soil against fence at bottom and attached there fence to mine at the top and told them they have to remove all soil ?? they was fecking gutted could hear the officer saying you have created a obstruction and need to rectify it. taste of there own medicine to good for the c**ts.

I'm not gay in any way what so ever.....BUT if Arry promised to cook me a roast dinner every day I'd happily become his wife

? her final foxy words were probably something along the lines of “ dam you Bernard Sausage that .17 stings like a bitch” ?

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Thanks everyone Dogs back with its rightfull owner.

Hi there Took catapult out with me this morning walking the dogs haven't used it to much to be honest. Managed to get a pigeon got it on the second attempt to tell the truth first try was the hardest shoot as it was sat high up in the trees fired over its head but he flew off and landed in the next tree giving me an easier shoot. Must remember to take it out more often as they seem to be loads of pigeons and squirrels about. Cheers wallie

I'm not sure whether it's 1 or both of you that are dogfox ?

I wouldn’t swap a catapult for a Howa ?

This banty would hatch two Cayuga duck and four Bovan hens eggs without any worries; Ive got a "standard" silkie that will sit a dozen mixed hen, duck and game bird eggs. Just now I've got an American game x Bovan sitting half a dozen duck and hen eggs, she could easily sit more. Cheers.

It took me a few seconds to notice that

R I P Brian Nuttall,first one I had Old Nuttall gave me some schooling,much missed bitch,blood still going strong and worked in Holland.R I P.

Pimp Dogg Sugar Daddy Arry...Devon's very own Shaft???

It's hard enough getting dogs to do the job why the fck would you.breed ltalian greyhounds into the lurcher mix but each to.there own

Double Angus bacon cheeseburger ?

Ken ,this morning I brushed my whippets ,I never think I'm getting much read hair ,this morning because the sun was still low I could see thousands of individual short hairs floating down ,the ground is covered in that shale type stone ,(pictured )half an hour later goldys were all over the stone ,...got to be dog hair .

Nobody does. You missed my point. But that's OK, we all have different learning abilities ??

Cheers Arry

Guessing the lad let them out last week as iv a pair back home now ha ha

some Pic of piles both dogs worked in ?

Found some pic of pals old rock bitch she was lost in rock piles she was about 9 year old when lost be about 10 year ago , bolted alot of foxes with this bitch from big piles she was one hell of a rock bitch , Rip midget an her daughter both gone ?

It's noone business what someone else chooses to do

An old guy once told me never trust a Politician, a copper, or a prison officer, anyone who wants a job giving them power over others is doing so for a reason, normally self-serving.

It's the world we live in. Everything is disposable. Respect for fcuk all.

One of my favourite things is watching the development of a dog on these diving duck, sooner or later they click and wait till semi tired and follow the duck under, rising with duck in mouth and lots of praise from yours truly.

If you're getting a few hens anyway, why don't you see if one of those will go broody and sit on a clutch of guinea fowl eggs? then they'd be well imprinted on the hen, and it would save you buying an incubator/brooder, she'll do it naturally for you.

No, that would be a claret & blue turban ! Lol

That’s what the wife said ?

You should have asked would the consultation have a happy ending ?

Yep just cos they walk like John Wayne dunt mean the don't cut it on the slop single, January,1000 yard ripping out the turns ,pressure sitting in bottomless,up and at um 5/5 On the black ?

Because shes a nice normal old lady who wants to be around her own people, i admire that personally......nobody can scoop up their neighbours and local community and move them all elsewhere so if you value your relationships with your own people you stay put....im sure shes got properties elsewhere but in every day life she wants to have a gossip with the neighbours and slip down to Lakeside with her daughters of a weekend......personally i think being true to your roots regardless of wealth is a good quality in a person.

They're a nice close family mate genuinely down to earth " normal " people who just dont want any razzmatazz around them....when the mum and dad split there was no big dust up over dough his mum still lives in the same terraced house the kids grew up in,his sisters are the same just normal nice people who find Davids fame and fortune a bit of a pain in the arse in many ways.

I think you need to keep off utube Jake It's going to skint you ? Atvb Jimmy ???