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I caught my neighbours cat shitting in my garden yrs ago when they first moved in...used to sit on top of my dog runs winding up the terriers and watching my ferrets... neighbours was out in the garden one day and I launched some cat turd over the fence,landed on the patio set...she shouted over,what do you think your doing? I shouted back over,if you had a chicken that layed golden eggs...you would want them back....last time she let the cat out to roam and shit where it pleases ...there's a polish girl walks past my garden every night at 9 o'clock, nattering in polish on the phone to back ho

A pro Labour supporter with not one single mention of immigration......whos ever heard of such a thing ! It doesnt take a clever person to see that the Tories and everything else that was once considered " right " has taken a huge shift along to the left leaving the traditional right to be viewed " far right " with all the frenzied revulsion that incurs ! It hasnt happened by coincidence,the left can no longer blame the right and vice versa as they are one and the same,both as warped and sickly as each other imo.

After what Harry boy has done I'm probably in front of him.

Me and the wife took a trip along the A69 last week.( No puns please.) We stopped at Haltwhistle for a meal. We passed an army of kids with a ragged army of lurchers, terriers and mongrels . They were proudly carrying a hare and a couple of rabbits. Made our day! f**k your shitty, ridiculous laws. You cannot control natural instincts and a way of life. What's that got to do with red deer? f**k knows.

Costs the average tax payer £1.30 a year for the monarchy. Way I see it I've worked 40yrs so thats around £52. I've had 4 paid extra bank holidays at around £200 a day (apologies to the self employed) in the last 2 years I've made £748 and had extra time with my family, so more than happy. Now if the government said we are disbanding the monarchy and every penny will go back to the British tax payer and public services will benefit I would be the first one to vote them out, but we all know that money would go to lining the nest of the politicians and the parasites that leach of this

Ye olde Tyneside stag, he'll be about a score now, still plodding on living in an area well away from any more of his own species, it'll be about 18 year ago the first time I met him in a derelict farm yard in the middle of the night, he found his home a few mile up the road from that farm, and seems happy enough amongst the horses

Ain’t my department mate sorry the closest I came to being a dna analyst is when I went for a dna test too find out if my uncle was my father

He’s a pet in the Rising Sun Country Park. Me and LDR first saw him about 14 years ago when lamping the area. He’s tame. He can’t go anywhere, the park is now surrounded by housing developments. It used to be a great place for hares, around the pit heap, long since completely landscaped. The Rising Sun Whippet track is still there, as is the Barking Dog Pub. We used to walk from the Longbenton area to the track with our whippets and run a few hares there and back in the 60’s. Cheers.

I can only assume that somebody has picked him up as a calf as sometimes happens, then he's been released at some point, there's no Red deer anywhere near here, I know the Roe can be seen on the fish quay, and even been seen on the pier, and longsands etc, but the Red is a mystery

Not a fan of putting shit in polythene bags but do do it in the marina or areas were kids etc play, so I have a small area of grass at the end of my pontoon that I consider to be our garden we’re we have barbies and the grandkids can play safely but lately I have got a midnight shitter as every morning I come out to find several piles of dog shit I’ve cleared up 4 piles of someone else’s cold shit this morning and am getting a little pissed off so last night in the dark I hid a camera in the bird feeder over looking the lawn I will switch it off in the morning and on in the evening until I se

Theres a Thai place up town, always full of asians, really good food, we've used it since it opened, just expanded into next door unit..she's got a great business hopefully she keeps it authentic as that's what sales. Stayed in a place on the old Newport Road to Cardiff when we working up there mad place ran by Koreans...he was a suishi chef, was full of Asians every night...plus us...lol I would fish up there some nights, he asked for an eel..I caught him a conger...he looked at it like id shit in his kitchen.. "This not eel fiss" ... lol.. he wanted freshwater eel for sushi..

Shove your grass cutter through it, nothing like a nose full of nitrogen in the morning

I bet these weren’t cheap eithere

Doesnt sit right with me mate but i prefer the former ( Monarchy ) to the latter ( elected ), I dont know the figures but I believe with money coming in the monarchy are as good as self funding money in money out type of thing, but I daresay lefties and republicans will always have reasons to oppose them,(last bit not aimed at you personally)

I think most realise that mate, its the alternative that fills most people with dread, I would personally rather the head of state be a monarchy like our Royal family than an elected head of state, I dont want a Tony Blair, Boris Johnson type head of state or God forbid a Doreen Lawrence, sadiq khan or even celebrity types, we're gonna be paying for them whoever is in the job

Lovely mate, takes me back to when I was a nipper, found a slow worm in Wales when on Holliday. Persuaded my old man to let me take it home to Yorkshire….put it in a tank and 2 days later it gave birth to a load of little ones !….kept it and the young ones for a year and took it back the following year and let them go

Not zombies Eddie, but human beings, i for one won't judge a person , I've never walked in there shoes , my heart goes out to them

Some graft gone on there today I was moaning about putting 2 cube in the back of a shed on my own, still, on my own all day in the middle of nowhere so not too bad

I find again and again. Everything I needed to know to make my way in the modern world. I learned from Monty Python.

Could be a big cat mate. Be careful.

Uncle Alan? Probably manila, Boracay, and if they are exceptionally lucky el nido.

I don't. Soon as I've got a few quid burning a hole in my shell suit pocket I just give up until it runs out

Not really mate we had our first positive hit of leopard dna in 2012 in the same county but government just raised there game in covering it up, it’s very interesting how many of the naysayers claim not to trust there government until they are reinforcing there own opinion on a subject like this, ??

'Big cat DNA' found after sheep attack in Gloucestershire - Gloucestershire Live WWW.GLOUCESTERSHIRELIVE.CO.UK Described as 'proof' of a leopard in the county. Contains image some may find distressing Is that the definite proof needed ?

A fortune spent on the privileged while public services are cut back to the bare bones is fcuking wrong and anyone supporting it is a useful idiot for the establishment. Thought a few more on here would be a bit more switched on with the way they talk on here.

All with the latest iPhone

Me own two

If they wanted to ! More that die the better ,such a classic 1950s quote ," if the Authorities could put a stop to it !" They're no doubt behind it ,devious filth they are !

Was in Hong Kong on a work trip, we were on a meet with a businessman out there who is associated with the takeaway trade here...basically he has factories in China that produce the plastic containers our takeaways come in (used to be tinfoil years ago, he first started bringing the plastic containers in)... anyway he's got a few quid, we were there selling the hydrogen systems, took out technical bod for installs and me and my good mate/business partner for the bullshit/meetings... he wanted to produce the plastics for us and had ins into the ministry of transport...one night we were invited

Greb???

100000 people dead , that is double the number of American's killed in the Vietnam war .

i could eat that mate no bother mushroom onion noodles lol

Rottweiler?

Cheers Arry

Lazy git

Bit of sun and a few carp have finally shown up in the marina, boys just had this one on the most basic of gear a hook and lump of bread 14.08 common off the front of my boat still more showing ?

Hated kill bill as well. Just not my kind of film, and not a great fan of anything sci-fi.

first slab done ?

I know more about the Philippines,and have been to more of the islands than 99.9% of Filipinos,I have a magic changing room remember?

Full month in the Philippines Dan? Manila is a total shithole,I am assuming they visited Boracay, maybe palawan, where else mate?

Or ol' Scargill perhaps

Nothing exciting I,m just a bit of a technotard so am after a little help, my son went to the famous wraysbury lake this weekend fishing nothing moosive to report but there is a nice little video of the weekend on Facebook and as I normally post pics of his catches up in the view from your swim section on the fishing thread I was wondering if someone would be good enough to try and do it for me, this is a screen shot of the site and the video in question thank you in advance if someone could assist

Nice, my brothers just joined a syndicate in Cambridge (woolpack) £1000 a year lol. Done his first fish other night 36lb give or take an ounce or two.

Dog on the right.

Funny that... I've set up 3 new business in the brexit and post brexit period, The technology business (Atmos-Clear) isn't easy and requires a lot of investment, we've secured, government and private investments. The only downside is trying to send goods into Europe, but again the Department of International trade have been very helpful and assisted greatly with contract and deals overseas, especially in the middle East and the USA... success of this business will be down to the product and our ability to keep up...technology is racing along in this country, we are a small cog but t

Had a few hours on the beach collecting Muscles and Cockles, found a nice bonus brown crab in a old tyre ? Made a very nice meal ? The crab was legal size and a male, if it was female it would have been returned.

One of my sons is up in ontario at the moment,his young lady sent me this pic of him.

I think it would be a good tool especially for kids . Technology has its downfalls but sometimes its pretty amazing . Especially considering its free .