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I would genuinely loathe anything like that, luckily I’m old and don’t like anybody so I’m safe ! However, if I did have to write a speech it would start like this: ”So happy to see you all here, most of you probably haven’t seen the bride or groom for years and won’t see them ever again after this but you all thought free food and drink and a chance to get dressed up so you came…..don’t know why the happy couple invited most of you parasites because I’d rather drink my own piss out of a Rumanian builders under pants than spend a minute more than I have to in your loathsome comp

In the wrong hands a spoon can be deadly ??

I've been to Oz a few times, and one time I asked on Ozziedoggers, ( a hunting site, not a perverts site !?!), if anyone would like to take an old cantankerous, pommy out hunting. I was inundated with offers and went down there for three months during our summer, their winter, and went hunting with some top lads. It was all foxes, they weren't interested in hares. Had a great time with lurcher lads, Terrier lads and mounted fox hunts. And a pair of whippets for mC and GL ! ? Cheers.

And we got all the dinlos that have to go to vegas or magaluf etc on the stag do and the hens go some other country. My mate said we’re going to vegas for his stag. I said fuk off am I ,I’d rather take my family on holiday than spend 5000 lording up with you bunch of cnuts

Nice thread with 3 pages drivel at the end to wade through

Just a couple of pics of my saluki x pup 4 month old 21” tts and my new Patterdale dog pup having their daft half hour

Another winner ?? For sure, Bell is sending you an autographed limited edition one-off photograph called "Oozlum Bird at midnight in victorian pea-souper" taken on his camera obscura ? (L887 wins two of them ).

No mate, I'm a home bird these days, but I'm a bit jealous of my missus who went north of the Arctic circle and did a bit of husky mushing, I'd like to have a go at that; She still likes to travel, but I can't be bothered with the hassle, I've done more travel than most could dream of ! I spoke to an old pal of mine today, who took me out a few years ago to run some different quarry with the old deer x, and we might have a day or night out next season to test this big pup I've got now. We'll see, but I'm 70 now, and although the spirit may be willing, the heart may be weak ! ? ! But

Chicken and mushroom pie from yesterday leftover chicken winner, white wine/cream sauce, new spuds, bit of veg ?

Monday morning and @Southern Hunter had come down from his little alpine village and taken away the three pigs - see We now had room to hang animals again so Sharon was keen to get up into the hills again. I had spent the afternoon doing some forestry work for a local farmer and didn’t get home until after 1730 hrs, so that wiped me out for that night. Nothing for it then, Sharon determined, we were definitely going Tuesday night or she would go alone, plus it was going to be an ideal night. Tuesday night, I’m all rested, the weather is good, Sharon is fizzing to go, so game on. It i

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure takes the sting out of poverty ?? It opens doors and creates experiences which make people very happy.

7 times ...f**k me your popular....i dont think ive got 7 frends

Here we go….crystal clear ish….

Salad .....again

Yes they do ! He owns a hotel near the Palms and his chefs from the hotel and kennels take turns cooking in a five star hotel and his kennels ! ? ! Cheers.

Reminds me of deer x pups I've had in the past ? These two were 12 years apart, but very similar; Cheers.

Few more seen after work walking terriers

The fire brigade ?

Mine identifies as straight!

All my kids have a pocket knife/catapult that I allow them to carry and use if they are out with me...I've got allsorts laying about and they would never touch anything without asking me first,they can all make/start a fire,skin a rabbit...I let them do just about anything within reason...I'm happy to show or explain anything I did hunting/bushcraft wise that I got up too as a kid myself,den building,nesting..they are well switched on and I'm glad that they ain't no soapy cnuts like most of their mates....I genuinely feel sorry for their friends and the upbringings they will have...mam and d

Gotta love it though lurcher is just finding her feet and the Patterdale is a little bellend already ?

The Arabs have working dogs that are far from pure, lots of crossing in the past and present. Lot of galgos are taken over as they seem to improve their lines without giving many of the drawbacks of greyhounds re stamina and have a similar look. these recently to Morocco which begs the question why they need to import if pures are that great. So if people want a dog to run rather than show perhaps import working rather than pedigree animals would be better. these are Arab working dogs, certainly not pure lol.

No, this is my personal favourite mate !

Tazy that came over here

Dont wish to put you off but I've been best man 7 times now and havent enjoyed 1. Its easier if you know the audience family etc but start with the usual thanking everyone for coming explain who you are how you are acquainted to the bride and groom. Mention how good the bride and bridesmaid look and what a fantastic day it had been and If you have only hunting in common try to find one or two funny stories and elaborate on those. Try to find something funny out about the bride and finish up by trying to be as serious, complimentary and as sentimental as possible before you get everyone up

Don't worry, I'm sure it's blown over now. Don't worry Jigsaw, I certainly didn't read anything you've posted as negative in any way. That's the problem with social media/texting etc you can't see someone's face so can't pick up on the extra nuances so it's easy to think that someone's being sarcastic when they're not. As I did with black neck: sorry black neck.? Anyway, let's get back to the subject of mating my nine month old kelpie (which hasn't caught anything yet) to a kelpie x whippet to produce some 3/4 kelpie 1/4 whippets. If I can't sell them at the first push I'll adve

I used to hang about with some of Benny’s mob years ago. Tbh Blackpool is so gay no one bats an eyelid, not even the hooligans ? Many time we used to go to a gay hotel for after club drinks. Never a bother, always a laugh, we’d stay in the bar bit and play pool, leave them to it. Go into a pub with any of the lads and a ruck was on the cards ?? I think this coming out malarkey is bullshit. Who gives a fuuck, just kick the ball!

When were younger everything that moves goes in the bag as the years go by and we have been there done it, the thrill of the chase, picking harder runs and sometimes just tootling by admiring quarry leaving them to run another day fits the bill, well it does for me anyway.

was walking Buck and little woody the other night about 8 30pm , i go by the this small wood that on the common by me. ok you get few dog walkers on there, but norm as gets near dusk , dont see as many, and ive had the odd munjack from it, and Buck chased the odd fox up there, the other wood i go to at weekends, better not so many people, and see more munjack and foxes there, but the walk i was on just a walk and chill thing really and bit closer to me . Well i was walking to the wood, when this fookin Doberman came flat out towards me, it went flying past by 3 yards, i could see a cou

Just another look at me exercise, now all you prem teams sign me to show how diverse you are

I am reading the book from Terence Clark about Salukis at the moment and in there he has some stunning pictures of smooth salukis. They look more like a salxgrey. Crossing something like that with a collie/kelpie would be really interesting to see. I would imagine that they would be fast enough for almost anything and would have stamina to spare. I would love to go to the source and getting one of these smooths over here, since I really do not dig the feathering…

I feel your pain Stav...I went through 5 different labourers in a month the last company supplied me with,before I found one worth paying who gets up every morning.(3 weeks later I took him with me and started a new job)..it's not just the young lads who a tired...to many got use to sitting doing f**k all in the planneddemic ? I'm drilling out a steel lintel to fix a wall plate so I can build a roof...no one to answer too,at my own pace?

Always have at least 2 (preferably more).

Road planings still haven’t turned up, got everything levelled and seeded and now a bit of fencing digging post holes through 10” of concrete and a load of rubble, lucky me, I wish I could find a young’un that didn’t look like they were going to die after a days work

Wire me £500 and I'll send you my new one over... Got 8 yrs something left on it ?

Good post ?

Target practise

Penguin

Bet she loved that Keep on keeping on mate you know more than most that regardless of age were only here once n never know what tomorrow brings

Mid week winner ?

PSG player apparently being castigated for refusing to wear a rainbow badge on his shirt.., and now a Palace player being hounded for supporting his countryman on social media. Sport, and football in particular, set a very high bar in this sh!te with the whole Floyd/BLM kneeling stuff.., and the whole narrative that if a player doesn’t conform to these virtue signalling gestures, that they’re somehow part of the problem. The majority silenced as usual.

I had a run in yesterday with a ol bag on a walk along the local stream , she had 3 beagles and a cat on a faffing lead ,now my lot safe with other dogs but cats are fair game even though I do me best to keep my 3 away from them . anyhow good job I put my lurchers on slips but I didn't get the chance to grab the busher and she made straight for puss ,women dropped its lead and me busher treed it ,anyway by this point lurchers was getting excited so I walked up the path and secured them to gate post qnd walked back to get the busher ,the ol bag was screaming all kinds at me qnd I just aske

Here ye go, mate I'd suggest copying it off here and filing it. Pass it round too, if ye know anyone? Piece of piss to make.

I’d like to get a good stag to put we her in time . She’s a tough game little hen will feyt it’s own shadow

This book is by a Pro trapper and Poisoner of Rabbits in New Zealand ,it gives you some idea of the numbers of Rabbits that were about in the late 40s, he describes how two men worked a 120 leg hold traps and every day they averaged at least 6 cats numerous Ferrets, Stoats , Possums and others, he describes how the Tank trap worked , he also poisoned Rabbits for their Skins and goes into detail on how it was done, one example of this was two Men could skin and Bury 500 Rabbits a day , to do this they had to be spot on with the Bait and length of the Poison line and the first time the the