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That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car literally stopped in it’s tracks, jarred me neck and threw anything not glued down into the front.can’t even run someone over nowadays it’s not on .

I can't stick people who ask me to do a job then lecture me on pest control and try and prove they know more than me. "See mate I could of sorted this rat issue myself (even though it's gone on for 3 years) cos I know all about rats as I used to go shooting. I know how they don't have a skeleton/can chew through concrete/are immune to normal poison/are repelled by chilli flakes. But like yeah I just thought I'd phone you"

If u have a saluki type let alone a pure u just gorra accept it may at any point run off and never come back ,if everyone started blasting when this occurred there wouldn't be any salukis left So I'm told

Cheers Arry

Too busy weighing and measuring them

Mr bothers bother in law fell 30 foot through a roof light mate, he had just left us to work for another company... me and my wife were at the hospital when we got the news, all of us thought he was dead..no one survives that! He wasn't and he's now fine, suffered a lot of bruising internal and external and a few small minor breaks, he is so lucky to be alive! I've fallen twice and been lucky to get away with nothing, when we started we didn't even use scaffolds or safety nets, looking back it's funking stupid! I never put anyone working for me at risk, always full scaffold and netting,

Dumpling bread spice jerk chicken slice of grilled halloumi plantains spicy slaw

Bit of cholesterol pack Mixed Grill. Bloody black pudding broke up a bit. Cheers Arry

when half the world is on X Hamster jacking off....the last thing you want is "Buffering" coming up to the vinegar stroke... simples

Home made southern style wings

People in the check out line who smell of stale piss with a box of jacobs cream crackers and 3 bottles of the cheapest whisky they can find…..like they only went in for crackers and “just happened” upon the whisky when they are clearly a stinking f***ing piss head who will be passed out in the chair later and depositing the best part of the nights shopping into their trousers which they ain’t washed for about 6 moon ! Dirty b*****ds !

Had a lot of mullet up the river (Exe) mainly on maggot, but ad you know Arry a meps spinner infront of a single hook carrying harbour rag is deadly for thin lips up the river, spun slowly back to you... I guess imitating this set up with a fly could work? Or using a maggot immatation and fishing around the weed edges? I've only done a little fly fishing, but this year we've had loads of bass off the boat, all on lures and some very close and surface feeding... I'm very tempted to get a fly set up and practice for a bit of sport next summer, I'd guess a Sandeel or white bait type im

Stick it on pay to view,3 in the morning, get fury involved ,will probably be his next fight ,before taking on the clown custard pie flinging champ ,as a build up to challenging the paddling pool full of beans wrestling champ !

Up at the shoot for first light this morning, stunning morning very cold and still, bumped into a young fallow that had been practicing his rutting and had managed to obscure his vision with so rather fetching head gear

Smoked haddock,crinkle frys and pickled onions...

Love this...

This Band ARE better than the Beatles imo...

Construction agency's..fecking parasites of the working man..some lads paying £25 a week just to be payed..bullshit payroll fee's.. Ask then ask whats the Saturday rate..they say its +£3 but they are getting much more than that..+£3 an hour..the dozer won't be moving on Saturday then..cnuts..

Gave my mate a hand with this one few weeks ago...Had 1 scissor lift between 5 of us...rest off ladders and the forks over a few weekends...cash job...old dear paid 22k in a tesco bag and these farmers are always pleading poverty .

The amount of riks taken putting up farm buildings is crazy. All ladder work and no nets or rails still going on.

They found enough in the pit strike i reckon the army should be used to confront this protest the left would be screeming out for it to be banned like they were on the EDL protests if it was the other way around.

I always just bring the bitch off gradually over a week or so giving her plenty exercise and have never needed to get rid of any excess milk it just goes naturally.

Looks wise the prosport was one of my all time favourites...but Ive killed more stuff with an old mk1 tx200 I owned for 17 yrs(split the stock in half and repaired it myself )than any other gun ive owned,but my gasram Hw80 and Scirocco 2000 are catching up...as for pcps...ive had logans,webley,bsa, Rapids,few different hw100's,falcon fns,s410's,rm8 and a load more..I always go back to the springers/gasrams,no f***ing about then and jamming pellets when the pressure drops..I took a punt a few months ago and bought an Armetis M30..had a few teething problems to start, so sanded down the stoc

Me and the lad had a week up in North Wales over half term mainly just walking about with the dogs. Mate of mine offered us a day out on his boat so off we went. Had some cracking bass between 3-4lb. Mainly caught on live sand eel and live prawn. Stopped off at a spot and caught a load of mackerel and herring to stock up on bait. The boy landed his first bass over 5lb caught on a live mackerel so he was happy. Had some nice pollock and wrasse too all caught on live prawn. Weather held off and it was definitely one of the best days fishing we’ve had.

Poofs - I got worse than that growing up. My mum didn't need that chalk shit, she had some proper Bruce Lee hands - you couldn't duck what you earned in our house

True John, he as aged, well he is 11, but as you know we had many a good night with him, remember that one night he got that fox in field, and all the cattle were chasing him, he jumped the fookin fence with fox in his mouth.there was no way was living his fox threre he must thought fook cattle lol, he was full on after his quarry wasn't he. Remember that night we bought lad out with us, he wanted few tips on lamping. I said hold Buck, and I get over the fence , I started to climb over, when fookin Buck jumped up, and nearly dragged the lad over the fence, I had pull Buck back, the lad we

I've mentioned it on here, years ago, but I once owned a GSD bitch, years ago. She developed a severe colitis. At the time there was no cure. I put a lot of care and training into her, so wasn't prepared for the vet's recommendation to have her pts, at about 5 months. Anyway, a mate of mine took her off me, a while later, to guard his allotment and a few kennels. One of his lurchers, collie/grey xwhip/grey mated with her, and he kept a bitch pup from that litter, and lamped her with a fair amount of success. A couple of years later, he bred her with the sires litter broth

Worse are the “if your gonna ride my arse , At least pull my hair “ and you get a bit excited thinking it might be a a bit of a stinger to have a look at and as you pull past some f***ing 25 clem gorgon is sat giving you the death stare behind the double glazing

classic

The Liverpool manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later Liverpool are 2-0 down to Newcastle with only 20 minutes left The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation. He scores 3 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool . The fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Englis

When I was working for a roofing mate first day I turned up with my steelies on and he said you ain't going on the roof wearing them. Wear trainers tomorrow he told me as you have more feel through your feet lol

I've not had the kayak out this year Arry, got a small boat in Exmouth Docks with my brother, so we've made use of that, getting lazy! Lol I agree though, even off the shore when the mackerel are driving the whitebait up the beaches would be great fun on a fly rod, not like you need to cast far is it!

That's an excellent scene from a cracking old film

That’s 90% of us on here

Aye, heavy muscle tortoiseshell pursuer of relentless repute

Spot on, here's what I am about to cook over

yes hes excellent we walk through fields with livestock

Not so much a walk,but went to get her indoors some anti-slip ice boots as the temps are dropping and we have already had the first snows,but checked out the first floor in the store.

You need to get out more born , it’s not good for you pal

I shortend the lop on mine

My nerd senses tingled!

Could never understand having to wear a Hard Hat when working on a roof with no overhead stuff at all. Cheers Arry

Phil I know jack shit about Fly fishing but would have fancied a go at one time. But I have had some good Mullet over times gone by over 6lb and some of my mates have had them bigger. In the brackish waters several miles in land the main bait is bread flake and I have heard them come on maggot. In salt water a mile from the mouth of a river or an estuary ( Salcombe being brilliant for mullet) then top bait imo is a fillet of Sprat. Stitched in and out up the line then pushed down onto the hook to form sort of a ball. We would free line that just behind the weed line on a rising tide cracking

Well, hard to say really, I went to lot of places, he had roe, cwd, fallow. Munjack. What I got went in me freezer, it was great to somthing, more so if I had travled 6 hours round trip, and come back happy. As long as he caught something That's all that mater to me, not how many he caught. But where he really came into his own. Was going in cover day /night, he smash through any thick cover to get his quarry, he had few munjack in woods, that takes good dog to do that, his nose was brill finding them, I think got most pleasure, seeing him do that, coming out either dead munjack, or a fo