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So was up and away for 5am yesterday for a day ferreting, had packed the car the day before so just the piece and ferrets to load in the morning, Jess is in season and the lad who’s permission it was didn’t want his recently acquired dog (Jess’s brother) to be put off as he had done nothing but sit in a kennel till he got him so I left her behind. Anyway there was 4 of us 10 ferrets and 2 dogs, the sire and the brother to mine. On the drive down I felt something brush past my feet, big mick my hob had gotten out and was running about the car, pulled over and got him packed away to notice the b

My mate asked if I’d go up to his farm this evening as he’d seen a fox in the yard, so I got there around 7 where I was met by him and his dad, well, it turned out that there was some terrier lads having a dig on his land without permission so that was the first thing to be sorted, now I won’t go into it because here isn’t the place, but what a complete bunch of disrespectful tw*ts, if you are told no then accept it and move on, anyway, after that carry on my mate said he’d stay out with me so we headed to the far side of the farm, no need for the caller, I spotted heat the other side of

That's a rum do mate, some pricks I'm every walk of life. Had an eventful evening myself. Got a call from village resident saying some sheep loose in the woods. The absolute worst phone call, especially as my first Saturday off in months. Got up there & very relieved to discover not ours. Heard right commotion in our woods though so went to look. Couple of townie good lifers like little bo peep searching for their lost sheep. Only 8 cade lambs so I offered to help. Got on bike & soon round-up into my trailer & I even took them back for them. Turns out they'd heard about bird f

I came across some migrating minnows on the River Dearne. I had sold all my photography stuff a couple of years earlier after sustaining an eye injury so all I had was a digital slr. No macro lens or off camera flash so couldn't really do them justice. Here's some garden visitors And from my old stamping grounds

Beef done in the air fryer ??? 6hrs dehydrate, 7mins air fry and 1hr rested in foil/towel - best roast beef I’ve ever had…

Hopefully in august onwards I shall start drinking these 48 gallons of scrumpy I made today. Will average about 7.5-8.5% if the cider fairy's are kind this winter.

A Wise man will talk when he has something to say. A fool talks because he has to say something.

What a bite ??? Cheers.

"Yes of course I am gay ,but don't tell those twats on thl "......Tomo

out fishing all day,came home to home made tomato soup... chicken dinner for afters?

A take on KFC loads of spices then panko bread crumbs in the Air Fryer and some oven chips. Cheers Arry

I got gifted a butternut squash from a friends allotment so Homemade Spicy butternut squash soup.

The sitting quietly by the water aspect of fishing allows you to witness a lot of nature’s wonders ?

a personal favourite... " life is what happens whilst your making other plans"

Better pic of one of this years

We used to go to Venice every year. I have loads of photos on slides that I have never converted to digital files. Some were sold to an image library. The cyclamen are on the Akamas peninsular in Cyprus. We had an apartment in Polis for around 12 years. Again loads of slides in the basement, mainly of orchids that we used to hunt out in spring. My username was taken from a website I had. I sold photos to image libraries and magazines. In 2006 I sustained a serious eye injury on my viewfinder eye. I couldn't use a camera for over two years so I sold up. Fortunately it was just before film

“Can you check the plug on that fridge ?” Mrs Mumtaz Ali Ahmed Flat 58, Grenfell tower

Why were they fighting, did the camel have the hump?

Mince and onion pie yesterday and roast beef today, I’ve got a lemon sponge in the over for later with a cup of tea ?

Having a wee dram of the good stuff...

Finally some Sunday afternoon entertainment

Never had a good relationship with my folks,but when I was young my old man said to me, son if it’s got tits or wheels it’ll cost you, how right he was my other oft used saying is, a boss is like a napkin full of shit and always hanging round your arse and finally life is like a pube on a toilet sooner or later you’ll get pissed off ?

It’s called been a lazy git SL ? you’ll get a slating now from the hard core ? atb mate

Going to war without the French is like going Duck Hunting without an accordion !

THL road-trip thread, gone from if you haven't got the cash for something should you get into debt for it to nuclear holocaust survival robberies in 6 bumpy pages ?

Little update on my surprise for the old man. For y'all who don't know he's wanted a .22mag something fierce for the better part of a year now ( really ,he's want one for a while but really been on it this year). Well I was going to get him one for fathers day but couldn't find one or even order one from anyone within 200miles ! Well father's day passed but about two or three months ago I was scrounging around and happend to find a fine little Marin 925 ! The place lets you do layway payments so I've been paying $20 here $50 there . Well got it down to $80 and was going to buy it work it

Pros defo out weigh the cons on it

Done the 22 many years ago Ben. I cant cope with the awful ricochet noise. I am a massive fan off hmr as well. But saying that I have been doing a rabbit clearance job on some sand dunes and .22 would have been perfect.

In December I will be in Beijing, opening up new pork markets …… Liz Truss

Anyone still manage to keep the regime going post lockdown ?? since 8th October I’ve been on carnivore diet , although I am also drinking milk and honey. Nothing that hasn’t been alive has passed my mouth routine has been some sort of eggs , scrambled poached or on days where I train at 7 , boiled eggs …??? afterwards , steak mince for dinner , and for tea afterwards , either a steak or 2 chicken breasts . the difference in my energy levels is amazing , burning through fat in places I throughly wasn’t possible at 40 . Feel healthier , more agile , less sore after tr

Tbh Ed, I feel as though the ballistic calculator is wasted a bit on 204. Checking distances with it & seeing how little the POA alters really makes me realise how flat it shoots. I've got calibre variation in at minute to get a 22lr. Now on that I really think the 008 calculator will come into it's own.

I once landed a brown trout about half a pound, got it onto the grass when a weasel rushed in and seized it. I shouted at it and it backed off. Got the hook out and released the fish in shallow water, only for the weasel to rush in, grab the trout and disappear into the undergrowth with it. Another time I was in a pigeon hide. I had a massive hangover, there was no action, so I fell asleep. Woke up to find a stoat exploring the sandwiches in my bag.

Totally agree , can’t wait to see fury ve Del Boy 3 and often find myself reminiscing of Joshua vs Ruiz or fury vs white in moments of boredom . lets face it , it’s been a decade of shit ,

I've seen a magpie fighting a stoat,and twice I've seen young pike about 3 or 4 inches long jumping out of the water catching flies and when I was about 14 me and me mate's were swimming in the canal and a mink got in and came right up to us and swam around us for a few minutes,and the funniest one was seen a camel and a pony fighting each other in a field

Was saying exactly that to my missus yesterday, and lamenting the fact that life is short, and I don’t do it nearly enough. It’s always ‘next year’

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Seen plenty blowhards before haven't we hey.....

A slating!! I’m not bothered about that ? Im 57 years old , I’m paddling my own canoe now .??

It’s them big knickers……?

Same here, not walking around/sitting in the rain anymore by choice. Bugger that?

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies,but let wasps and hornets break through. Johnathan Swift.

Blasphemer

I was having a bad time at work with my feet, dewalt and the like steel toes are crap. I now use haix ex army and the difference is amazing! My feet no longer ache and the ankle support is far superior

We get absolutely tortured by them up at the shoot, it’s rare that I don’t come across someone where they shouldn’t be, summer is the worst with the caravan site next to the piggeries, once I was up there with Hugo’s dad just after combine and there was a group of teenagers running around in the field we were having a call in, they didn’t know we were there so I turned the caller off and waited hoping they would fu*k off, then for some reason only know to him, my mate lit them up with his lamp ? well, they all ran around screaming, I had to go to the campsite reception to explain what had happ

Top gear ?

I don’t follow politics and when someone at a pub or gathering tries to engage in it I just can’t be bothered. They harp on about it non stop means nothing to me and they look at me like I’m a simpleton. ( true enough) they go on like they are financial experts.then you get asked what job you do.?Brickwork I say. And you can see the look in thier eyes :oh yes that makes sense a fuking retard:! Then, where do you live??? And all the other questions. Turns out most times the c**ts live in a terrace house and got most of thier possession on tick and they are giving Barry large bolloxs . Cracks me