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At the grand age of 2 and 2/3rds Jess caught her first rabbit and second. She’s well honed on the ferreting front which is what she primarily will be “but” itchy feet found me trying her on the lamp about a month a go and to put it bluntly she was horrific not watching the lamp and seeing nowt… tonight was a different story and you’d think she had done it for years. Conditions were shite nae wind and relativity light but I thought f**k it let’s see. Into the field and picked out a bunny and off she went, to be honest I don’t think she saw it and just went down the beam and stumbled across it,

What's the world coming to when an ordinary housewife can't whip her todger out without being arrested !

To be fair anybody stupid enough to post shit like that on Facebook deserves to get caught ………

Dings of the day , cutting about in montcler jackets and ton plus Nike trainers on the school run whilst the kids shoes are falling off them . does my nut in .

People that have been into lurchers/terriers for less than 5 years, and use all the modern patter, 'wind, teeth, smash, no reverse gear, 'the' dog, etc etc. Does my f****n nut right in!!

I’d say anybody writing about illegal antics no matter the collective thought on it wants their f***ing head scratched with a rake .

Don't worry. I stopped looking for that body buried under the car park years ago.

You’ll never beat Billy Connoly simply because he never really repeated himself, making up most of it as the night went on. He could change direction in a heartbeat which made you sit up and want to know what the hell was coming next. Jok.

Nooooo !....please tell me you didnt just say " dont even go there " ? Aint been knocking about with my sister have you ffs !

Just got back still running on generators 24hrs on 12volt led lights and a roaring fire is all I really need ?

And typing " i chased a rabbit " on a forum nobody could ever prove you was on is going to stick you behind the door......some folk have had a bit too much Morse/Prime Suspect by the sound of it. At the end of the day as Paulus said.....if you're in doubt dont send........infact if you're in doubt why post on here at all !

never trust anyone who uses that shite...shows folks true colours ?

Very happy with mine sandy did for me

Pilot dog

Hes a nightmare for it mate... tries to be all trendy with the new buzz words/phrases... don't really suit him with his look of camo gear and crocs though...

Otters have pretty much wiped them out round here and water voles everywhere, nature is back in sync ?

Slow cooker pheasant wrapped in bacon with potatoes, carrots red onion chicken stock pot and parsnips. Used the meat juices to make gravy. I accept presentation isn't brilliant, but it tasted great! Stripped the meat left, which i will eat in a sandwich tomorrow. The dog enjoyed liking the bowl and the cats enjoyed picking over the carcass. Winners all round!

Stone me its quite funny watching everyone going all Sherlock on a " hunting " forum.....i mean i cant honestly imagine CID,The Met or NPCC getting a conference together to plan out how they can take down the Uk's most wanted badger digger !....f****n roll on what planet do some people live on nobody gives a f**k about a bunch of old divs chasing rabbits about......thats part of the attraction ?

Thank f**k for AIDS

off course I have,and smoked more crack than the Old Dirty b*****d... turned myself yellow not gonna lie...long ,long time ago now...I did rehab 3 times before I was 21? addictive personality I've got...took a long time ,but I can pass the stuff by these days...not had a whiff in 13 yrs ...I know lads flatout every weekend on it... depriving their kids and Mrs...not for me pal?

Incorrect. I've told this story in the past; I was a moderator on another site and had a falling out with the owners. I was told by a member that I was being slagged off and lied about, so I asked a colleague of my late son if he could get me access to the site without it being known. He had me on in a matter of minutes, and I was reading not only posts, but PM's. I had great fun confronting them with what they had written.....it was driving them mad thinking they had a spy in their midst, blaming each other and fighting like rats in a sack ! ? The site closed down not

You been out the force to long mate, I have been contacted through this site by people that joined as members who were not what they claimed just take a look on the weed thread ffs wouldn’t take five mins to work out who’s growing what and were, surprised you can’t smell the narks in our midst, loose lips sink ships ?

Did you hear about the scam in Barnsley where they sent fake lottery winning letters out to those wanted on warrants? Almost half turned up at the 'office' to claim their winnings.

Just popped out local as rain had stopped. Havent visited this farm for months ...couldn't believe that this vixen appeared behind me downwind and I was able to get on the sticks and shoot her at 50 yds ?

I'm sure a man of your age should have a bit more respect not just to yourself but other users posting the shite you do I use to enjoy your posts about your days out with Nell

Agreed...i think thats the difference between a comedian and a naturally funny person....i could stand telling jokes all night and get a laugh but to just " be funny " in front of an audience is hard work/pressure like no other.....a lot of it is natural talent in my opinion i know a lad from schooldays who just had a funny way about him the way he told a story etc.....still keeps us all giggling to this day bless him.

Superb ?....i just love being around funny people ive a couple of pals who can just turn it on and off and its brilliant...even if they're taking the piss out of me i dont care, i often find myself saying " come on be funny " .....i mean,what sort of thing is that to say to a mate i feel a right berk saying it but as a quick little pick me up its just needed sometimes, everyone should have a funny mate in my opinion.

??? Absolutely brilliant that was chief !....no idea who the geezer is but a typical example of how some comedy doesnt even need to be funny it just needs to be honest......superb....conversations me and pals have been having for years.......thanks for that,good find

you can have all the lights in the world,and all the nutes...you need the right genetics ?

Fun and games this afternoon ?

Dropped some venison off for one of the local wrong’uns, I told him I didn’t want anything for it, but he said if you won’t take cash have this, I googled it and it’s £35 a bottle, he’d of been better off going to the butchers for his deer, I’ll give it a go later ?

did that a few yrs back...one of the nicest looking plants I've grown...the oil from it was on another level ?

Cant be true.Didnt you know its the magical cure for everything.

Mate, all anyone is doing (me included) is snapping at the knife that butchers us…..fact is, not enough people give a shit or they can’t be bothered to look for the wood from the trees. Its heading wherever it’s heading, we are all taking this ride because not enough people can be bothered to get off.

Lying devious coke head's after coming across a few of them recently.

I can't stand cnut that puts thier kid's last,I know a few that hand most of the money that's supposed to be for their kids out for coke every week,it does my fcuking head in

This sort of thing never makes any sense... I'm sure the analogy has been used before... but a thief wouldn't be on FB boasting about the last house he robbed and sticking up pics of his swag..lol, so why would you go public on activities that are illegal? It makes no sense at all... you wouldn't even talk about it in everyday life, but happy to post pics and yap about illegal activities on open forums...mental

Had an invite to a driven day as a guest on a shoot a friend keepers . It was their first shoot and I felt very privileged to be standing all day with a gun . A rare treat , as I’m usually watching others missing birds and muttering how useless they are . So today I had the opportunity to miss my own birds for a change. I hit some “ screamer’s “ and missed some easy ones , but hey that’s driven shooting. We ended the day on 48 pheasant, a pigeon and a Jay which I shot . Then it was back to the Tithe barn for a meal and a glass or two . Then a drink in the Bell on the way home

Are you referring to the 9% of the human population who have been forced to call the remaining 91% of the human population " minorities "

Learning how to assist Thalidomide foreigners?

Turned into a little star.

Years ago, place called Southwick in sunderland, cops set up a fake second-hand shop, sunderland was plagued by burglars, shoplifters all manner of ne'er-do-wells at the time who flooded the no questions asked shop with purloined items, all were being filmed ??

3am lows don't have the same lovely view

Yep warthogs ??

You've put a bit of thought into that...?

Thought Peter Kays stand up was pretty funny, I like observational humour though.. Billy Cononley is a firm fave

And yet teenagers are getting stabbed to death in a city where your picture gets taken 400 times a day and they can’t find who is doing it !……amazing huh !

I already have everything I need mate,Ive never been silly and lived beyond my means...I've grafted for yrs been on some good screws and saved for what we got,don't owe any cnut a bean...I will sell the house,and a few of my nest eggs I've put away over the yrs and I'm gone,going back to basics,Ive no plan to leave a legacy and some silly cnut piss it all away in a few yrs,or to be the richest man in the grave yard,we don't need half the shit that they have us believe ?

after a big hairy type over 25" that likes the sharp end to go over my Wheaton bull bitch...keep the size but lighten them up a bit?