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Hey up lads, what a lovely day we have here in colchester, ive not long been back from having a covid test prior to my hope i find you all in good health, op next tuesday, so im outside on the garden with a nice salad, watching the blue tits bomb in n out the nest box i put up for em last year, hope i find you all in good health ta ta fer now

Anybody holding a refugee welcome here sign

Ryland Clarke and that silly cnut does the traffiic on radio 2, Tony Blair,Tony Blair, Tony Blair ?

Tonight was return visit to lambing field. After shooting five with the mighty hmr I wasn't expecting much but managed to better it last night. Crazy numbers but hope this will benefit a lot more than just the lambs

This has been my office for the last three days. The wife's sisters are coming over for the first time in three years so everything has to be just right so that I can bugger off for a few days on my own fishing Just got to pick them up from the airport, feed them and then I'm a free man for four days.

Little helper on a wage...?

I’m not going to lie but I see people on a daily basis that I think to my self this smug c**t could do with a smack in the gob. I also bump in to people with my job who don’t have that face that you think could do with a smack but just on how they act towards people thinking there a class above everyone else an talk down on people like there a piece of shit that could easily do with a punch on the nose so I don’t think it’s all about having a face for a smack I think it’s just some people are just c**ts in general that could do with a slap

He doesn’t belong on the punched in the face list…..he belongs in the Burned alive list ! Loath the little fat c**t !

Gentlemen Good evening all Well after almost being killed by Covid and a long spell of rest and rebuilding my business and keeping us from being made homeless.... I finally have time to get mt permissions back, get out my trusty old guns and get shooting again. Looking forward to seeing old friends here and reading posts from the newer chaps. Well new to me anyway! Best regards lads. Simon the Pianoman.

So chatting to one of the older guys on this forum about middle eastern carpets etc got me reminiscing a bit, so there was nothing for it but to cook a Khoresh and fried mixed veg and fruit,

Early BBQ , brisket tonight and rest of week for these...?

I see some people and take an instant dislike. Wonder if it's like some genetic memory? Maybe our ancestors were in conflict with the people whose faces we dislike. Or maybe I just need help.

Awwww Ha'way man, she suffers enough (every time she looks in the mirror).

Sharon and I went out again tonight after spotting a big pig on the hill. We are starting to think that this hill has cursed up. Third time that we have gone up there chasing a pig the wind has turned just as we get to the top ridge, pig gets wind of us, and its gone. Sharon had some choice words to say that I can't post here. Ahh well, fall back to Plan B. Down the hill, skirt around the base and go to our hide looking down the valley on the other side. Same as happened the last couple of times, we just settle in and my Chief Scout - Sharon - spots three pigs in a scrubby wind break, 350 m

You had me in splinters with that post.

8 hours of smoking for 2 minutes of eating...worth every second ?

I won't even eat a kebab from Turkey let alone let them touch my teeth ?

For me tonight a venison curry and yes I have used the loins ? bog roll in the fridge just to be on the safe side ? for the missus, chicken and mushroom tagliatelle, loads of white wine, garlic, 3 egg yokes and a load of Parmesan, looks a bit boring but she said it was lovely ?

I know a couple of people who have been to Turkey to have their teeth done and they both have had a great experience, my only issue is I now have to wear sunglasses just to talk to them ? their teeth are a very unnatural whiter than white.

well look lads, i can either sit here feeling sorry for myself, or fek it and just get on with what i have, some days like us all, we get downers, but like i say, its absolutely gorgeous here, so im making the most of it, what will be will be eh, arry

About to dish up BBQ kebabs , pork shoulder steaks and sausages, to feed the kids when they get back from swimming . Now main event got a brisket on now, bit of a gamble, yellow mustard smoother, new rub mostly oregano with paprika, sugar, garlic powder, onion flakes, veg salt and pepper bit late hopefully get it done by midnight ??

Dirty fecker ?

Morning at the Manor house,the main man was kind enough to let me use his yard for storage of materials so knocking up some new fishing platforms and access steps ready for the glorious 16th?

Seven pages in and I still have no clue, but judging by the content I think the title should be changed to rear end developer as you sound like a bunch of nerdy geek faggots

Mrs has a friend with a small,cross,breed dog. Pugadoodle ffs. She asks me to train her dog to return when called. I told her I'll give it a go but she must leave I with me and collect it later. It was sat on the settee. I told it to get off. It told me to f**k off in doggy body language. I shook its scruff. It got off pronto. Took it into the garden and rewards it with grub when it returned to whistle. It was sharp,and learned the trick within 5 minutes. Then on to whistle recall without reward. First time it ignored me I ran over to it and gave it a bollocking. Revelatio

Nice three hours after work. Twenty four in total on stinking slurry ?. The SKB was lovely.

Looks like your on a mission there mate ? ? I've just done a rack of ribs and some lamb kofta kebabs today

That's right! My dad used to sell a lot of rabbits, and part of his sales patter was " check the kidneys, I don't sell cats!"

My mum told me during the war cats were sold as "Felling hares", so they allways insisted the kidneys were left in. Rabbit kidneys are offset, whereas cats kidneys are level. About the only way to tell the difference. Cheers.

No shit, the front end has to ‘interact’ with the back end! And they have team roles like ‘scrum master’… I keep saying this, they’re f***ing bizarre!

I always thought that Marti Pellow was punchable ...grinning cnut

"A paraffin " ! ? ! I love it ! One of my favourites ? Cheers.

You say, from your device. Lead from the front! Now don’t be calling softies chiefs. They’ll start to think for themselves!

I was having a barbecue like u said

Cheers, D.

Lucas grand shire to my pup heard he was some hare dog atb Longers01

I like both the Beardy and the Border Collie lurcher types? These dogs (in their pure form) are incredibly similar, and it is only their preferred style of herding, that makes them seem different.. The inherent traits of the Border Creeper, and the noisy Huntaway Beardy, are all that separates these two. Obviously,.. many contemporary lurcher enthusiasts have strong opinions,.. mostly formed, via their experiences owning various examples, of the Black Country Sting...? In reality, such opinions are fairly biased, in as much as,.. other than the Greyhound side of this algebrai

They've got eyes like a shit hole rat too one of the best eye sight in all lurcher types. This was two days ago he'd notice something moving in this bit of Marsh land to left of the field . Turned out to be a mink potterin abart after a a female mallard. He was focused on the mink way before me and the other half even noticed it. My other half was like for f**k sake come get ya f****n dog it won't move for me lol. Im like look at that just stay there. Can't beat capturing that look when sighthound or lurchers focused on its quarry , natural prey drive its priceless. Its good to have one that

Not a smoker, just chicken and chillin in garden

Couple of short ribs not long gone on ...bit late in the day really I was cutting the hedges and time slipped away from me , going to be a late dinner I think

Getting some meat on....