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I was in Kenya in 2009 ish , under the shadow of ol kan jo where we were parked in a liga. Massive non tac so we had a fire pit in the middle , flaming away all night in our razor wire square a small Land Rover sized gap in the end . as is my normal , I like to be last in bed , always have been and walked the square with my mate and our nvgs . Looking out at the elephants and the the other night creature when in the track a smalll gang of Hyenas came stumbling along like feral teenagers . they stood arguing amongst themselves edging towards us . Egging each other on with that chortl

Now, killing is killing and I accept that…..but running a fox with a lurcher that may or may not get away Scot free is a bit different to shooting say a lion in a pen with an arrow ! May not be to some, but to me it is. The species matter little really, if some fat f***ing dentist is paying 50 grand to bait in a tiger that lives in some enclosure then it’s for him…..it isn’t a service. He probably has a Harley Davidson and a leather jacket and wares a bandanna at weekends……either way, the geezer is a screamer ! Im am aware that the money they spend means many fantastic

you can f**k right off ....if you think my mrs is having one of them

Its an internet forum for f**k sake can a man not have an everyday whinge and a moan in peace !!.....i mean with topic titles like " Dead Immigrants "...." Pet Hates "..." Mass Stabbing in London " etc etc what do you expect a group gathering of optimistic joy and jollity ?....if you want a pleasant and upbeat cheerful atmosphere then dont go on an internet forum full of normal working class chaps discussing normal working class issues......maybe a local residents coffee morning would fit the bill.................and yes the irony is fully intended ?

I get gifted this amount of eggs every week from a friend, chicken and duck , I pass a few on, only so many eggs I can eat .

That's definitely a mean looking beast You could guarantee, if we had them here, some chav would be taking photos of it on the sofa next to their toddler.

Just got home from work to find these on my doorstep ?

Too soon ?

Reminds me of the old joke ; "A monkey and a hyena were walking through the jungle when they were stopped by a huge lion. The lion set about the hyena and the monkey shot up a tree and didn't come down until the lion had given the hyena aright hiding. The hyena was a right mess, and said to the monkey 'you're some mate ! Why didn't you give me a hand ?' The monkey replied ' you were laughing that much, I thought you were winning ' ". Cheers.

Well first of your trying to compare canned hunting to actually hunting which are two completely separate things. And are you trying to say all big game hunts are canned ? If so .....um....what ? Yeah would hope anyone with enough brain cells to rub together to blink can look at at some rich prick having a canned hunt and have the morals to understand "Hay ! That's not really hunting...or ethical". Not even sure why true outdoors men would even need to discuss that honestly. But if your trying to say every trophy or big predator hunt is canned then that level of ignorance is just..... pai

some are antis and dont even know it ? will kill a fox but it’s cruel to kill an hyena taking an animals life is taking an animals life you have to be screwed up in the head to think one is differnet to the other ? bombed out

Re watched the fury Wilder fights, in the 2nd fight Fury was so messy, getting tied up when Wilder was dead on his feet, terrible finisher, couldn't find the distance and was in a tangle constantly... 3rd fight he was on top then on his ass twice...exciting fight but f**k me Wilder has 1 punch.. a f**k off telegraphed looping right hand...fury was caught with it more than enough... wilder is an awful boxer, he has 1 punch power but no way would he last any time with a Lewis, Bowe, Holmes, Holyfield, pre prison Tyson... let alone Ali, Foreman, Frazier, Norton etc... Fast forward to Furys f

Never realy liked the idea of canned hunting but I wouldn’t judge a man for doing it , after all teach to there own and each person should be able to choose what he does , however I wouldn’t do it , as it’s just not something I’d be interested in, however I’m i was in Africa and there was a man eating hyena or lion and I was offered to hunt it , ( not in a pen ) then I would in a heart beat , hunting something that’s hunting you …..dout your going get that feeling lamping a rabbit

Chicken strir fry in Oyster sauce. Cheers Arry

Hopefully the owd fella’s doing okay, and just has better things to do than spend his days reading the nonsense posted on here.

I've spent a bit of time in Africa and even a very little while working on a hunting concession in Mozambique. On an practical level I am very pro big game hunting, the best managed preserves I ever visited there were private hunting concessions paid for with trophy dollars. They held far more wildlife than any of the parks at that time at least and we're far more efficient at anti poaching. As far as making wildlife pay and therefore survive in Africa trophy hunting is vital. On a personal level I wouldnt want to hunt the big predators myself. As far as trophy hunters go the few I

The thing with us British is it takes a lot to get us excited I’ve met many Canadian and Americans and they do seem an excitable bunch good luck to them on there positive mind set, But being like we are is quite funny you meet a complete British stranger less than a minute your talking about shit weather it’s great ? we’ve just got a totally different sense of humour and a lot of foreigners just don’t get it.

Disgusting fat soapy f**k pigs with the spade boyfriend and bad hair waddling their hideous bodies down the high street makes me boil with hatred !

Well, I can’t speak for anyone else but us British have been getting the hump and f***ing stuff up since the Romans walked ashore at Pegwell Bay ! They built fantastic city’s, we got the arsehole and burned them down ! Clan feuds, Picts and celts, Britains, Saxons, Danes, Wessex and Mercia, Divorce and the pope, France, Spanish gold ships, catholics, Protestants Millwall, Holland away…..you name it, we had a row about it ! The weather is shite 6 months of the year and we have the bollock ache and everyone can f**k off ! Love it !……who wouldn’t want that ! ?

'I didn't get knocked fck out of, I got bottled by a lesbian' ????

so the female hyena is closely related to the thai female ?

There's people on here who will tell you I never refuse a genuine invitation, well except for for one shithouse that kept pestering me for a run out, but, as a pal of mine would say, "I'd rather drink petrol and piss on a fire than spend time in his company" ! Ive taken up invitations to places as diverse as Abu Dhabi and Australia, and don't mind stepping out my comfort zone, so Hull shouldn't be a problem ? ! Mind you, I hope you're fit enough to keep up ? Cheers.

Posts in for the kids.play area, now if he just stops changing his mind and let’s us get on

Is that the one that knocked fukc out of you

It’s a hyena anyway, not a f***ing “wherewolf” !!……why couldn’t he just call it what it is ? No wonder people want to ban hunting when you have people killing majestic animals for fun and talking like absolute children !

I wrote an article for issue number 137 about the ladyboys of Bangkok....

There's something to admire about a young Zulu killing a male lion with an assagai as a right of passage, but shooting a lion that's almost tame and confined, with a high powered rifle ? .........nah, not for me ? Cheers.

? Now we're talking

same for me mate...I couldn't do any of those predators...or an elephant rhino ....but I would love a go at the antelope species especially with a long dog

Silky and Bovan both sitting the same duck eggs; First duckling hatched at 26 days; Second duckling hatched at 28 days; Dont know how one is black and one is yellow, the eggs were from the same Khaki Campbell drake and duck ? Cheers.

Just pulled up outside a massive Japanese electrical company....i can't go onto the yard as all the staff are doing yoga between 2.15 and 2.45. Mad cnuts

Well, the young guy certainly looks as 'fit as a Buck Rat' ,...as were many of us, in our time....? No, the thing that made me slightly curious was,...if I was to wander around the countryside for 30 or 40 miles ( and I've never lamped that distance, on foot) I would expect to be killing, a massive amount of game....and if not,. then surely, it is a totally wasteful exercise, and surely more akin to being,.. an after dark,.. rambling enthusiast...? As for being on foot,.. yes, I agree that if it comes on top,.. a sensible guy can often slink away, and escape detection. Once the

Thread started saying it’s time to put shovel away for the summer ?. we’ve done lamping , power walking and a wellie review since you can tell it’s summer ??

Things.......

Same as big ugly fat women who 'find love' with a young African with a six pack.

I've no idea mate - part of me hopes it managed to get away ?? Poor ol' Tiger, only popped out for an Indian

If you ever get a job as a judge mate give me the nod, I’d be getting not guilty on every charge, the first suspect in every case is the last people to see the victim?tick, I,m not a big fan of authority but I’d bend over and take it up the arse if my kid was missing, not get all offended and clam up, then do my best to hinder the people trying to find her, Bet you were surprised when saville was outed ???

Maybe mate, but it always seems to be the squares who ship off to the Far East and find “love” don’t it ? They never had a bird all the time you ever seen them for years but then bingo!!….they are old enough for a passport and roll up with a little slant eyed barbie doll like they just won the lotto ! Empty tracksuit types really…..

The only thing I found objectionable about that article was the flowery ,faux Hemingway ,rhetoric used in a desperate effort to rack up the drama ,other than that ,well done that man ,and what an impressive beast .

Well the fact hyenas aren't really much more then a pest species in most of Africa....you know what never mind. You win wilf ole boy... Boy o boy I see more and more why y'all are in the mess y'all are in over there as outdoorsmen.....

I personally loath any situation where you have false happy, false positive, “let’s all get together” type deals going on……I’m the bloke who wants to go to the birthday party (with all the assembled well wishers who don’t bother to see each other from one year to the next and never phone each other up pretending to be all “close”) and push my hand in the birthday cake ! It’s a character flaw and one I’m quiet happy with and enjoy ! Lol ?

Am fit as a flee mate it might of been abit Longer are lass says you wasn't back in till gone 6 in morning out at 11 ish. But still to get to where we was working the areas an back home was ad say 40 miles after walking all the land too. It was 7 miles just to get to the top end from walking pugnies then untoward a place called new Miller dam then up towards Barnsley the surrounding areas up there and towards Flockton. People who know them areas will know its some distance to walk. But had some good times an plenty of quarry. I worked it out from them areas I put down in one of my other commen

Today, I got in touch with my inner self. Fukking Cheap Loo Roll!!!

Xero mate, does the lot and you can pay for what you need only.. Sage is a big package, needs good book keeping skills to use it, we used it previously (everything done by accounts though, no way I could use it lol) I need an accountant though as limited company, pay roll etc, but could be just end of year filing if you are a sole trader...you can photograph receipts, invoices etc and they upload straight to the app.. my sister in law is our bookkeeper and still does all my invoicing, weekly accounts etc.. but I can use the bits I need on Xero....