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Thought I should probably have a go at a couple of rabbits with her. Like an endangered species here ? first one she was all over like a rash but a bit over excited and it made cover, the second one she ran like a pro, had it out of cover a few times, struck and lifted it but cartwheeled into the hedge and lost it. Third time lucky .... she ran it well, picked it up, killed it ? put it down again and then thought she’s better retrieve it. Considering she’s never seen a lamp or run a rabbit before, I was pleased.

Cod in my own bread crumbs and herbs. Cheers Arry

Really?? So if your cat or dog pissed in the house, you'd drop kick it across the floor? He was showing off and acting a c**t, the cat was the unfortunate "prop" in his act... the other twats laughing are pricks as well...

Folk who wish there kids or other half's happy birthday on Facebook. Look c**t..tell it them to there face..there probly sitting next to ya.

I can supply you what you need, I'm a one man band and demand is high so there's always a waiting list, one of the pitfalls of supplying a great product at a good price. I'm working on getting waiting times down and streamlining how I conduct the admin side of business which should mitigate from missed or delayed orders. The quality is worth waiting for though. ? The difference in depth and the extra slack in my nets over others being sold commercially is plain to see.

I think as you get older your c**t valve breaks and you just don’t have the tolerance level for these people…..it’s one of the main reasons I avoid pubs because you’d be on the cusp of smashing somebody’s face in with a bar stool all the time and who the f**k wants that ?……not exactly an enjoyable couple of hours for a middle age gent.

Whippetking a better one of your ugly dog bottom pic ??

Gym wear as fashion... f**k off you don't even walk the kids to school

Phone call last week , 260 miles away “Kids have broke the telly , will a 59 inch fit in the alcove ?” i don’t know . measure it. “I told you last week , I’m not trained in measuring “ could throw her off a bridge

Folks who complain about their bit of shit take away kebab the previous night like they think it should have been cooked by Marco Pierre White !…….you are eating total shit you two Bob prick, f**k off ! Coffee in Britain or Ireland ! Cyclists who think they are driving a chieftain tank instead of a 30lb push iron……die you f***ing idiot ! Traffic cozzers……what the f**k are they all about the Billy no mates dicks ? Bin men who won’t walk 3 yds to pick up a bag that wouldn’t fit in the right colour bin…….tossers ! Council workers at the local tip who t

Pigeon English ! Clapping instead of a minute silence…..what the f**k is all that about ? Punters who want to tell you the value of your own stock…..f**k off out of my premises you clown ! Cafes cutting one cheap as f**k catering sausage into the thinnest slices ever to make a sandwich……your having that back you cheapskate Turk c**t ! People who take pictures of minor parking infringements on their phones and then plaster it all over a local page like they have blown a South American drug cartel !…….get run over you sad c**t ! f**k, I’m on a roll now ! Lol

Ignorant c**ts who grunt at you in day to day life when out and about People who don’t say thank you if you hold a door open for them People who don’t say please and thank you in the most basic of situations People who are rude to some nice shop assistant because they are just being obtuse b*****ds and are completely incapable of stringing a coherent polite sentence together ! People in shops talking like getting some damaged packaging on a bag of crisps is the poor 18 year old behind the ramps own personal fault and a disaster on par with Chernobyl……get the f**k out

Made a bench yesterday, came in and the wife had made this Rib of beef and all the trimmings... She might be a keeper!! Lol

I have had my KOFS 28g shotgun for about 18 months and despite it being a joy to walk around with BUT it just is not floating my boat so keep hold of that thought. I was in the rfd last Tuesday to zero one of my air rifles on their in house 25mt range, my turn to make the coffees for everyone and returning into the main shop, I saw this guy who was wanting to sell his semi auto shotgun, it didn't really interest me and I just carrried on drinking my coffee BUT then I noticed this gun had a ceracote barrel (like the look of that), interest started to be raised......... When the dea

There I was , leaning over the cattle trough in full real tree , the shot of a lifte time beckoned , just f**k off like

Was at my cousins daughters wedding in the summer, the day do in the football club ..we had a packet of crisps for starters, I shit you not...it was brilliant... choice of sandwiches for main... i sent a pic to Socks as he reckons the valleys is the roughest for a wedding do...this was up there!! Lol To add, the crisps were served in the bag on a plate.... culinary masterpiece!! Lol

Wolfie ,over here air gunners are looked on as ,the weird cammo wearing ,pigeon chested ,dodgy looking fruit loops, you wouldn't let baby sit your kids

I've said it before, I'm sure my wife is related to yours, long lost sister perhaps?? One that does me with her, ill drop her to the shops... we're travelling for 10 minutes, we get there and then she starts f***ing about with her bag, rummaging around in the glove box etc.... cars beeping at us to move.. I'm like get the f**k out you've had all journey to prepare... then we have a row cause I'm aggro... Generally getting ready... I'm sure it's done to piss me off... the whole wardrobe on the floor, bags and shoes everywhere...and her threatening to not go as she doesn't like anythin

Another few of my sisters new " trendy " habits that just make me wanna wrap a golf club round her nut. Green tea.....vegetarianism.....short dyke like blonde cropped hair......lip fillers......white washed walls throughout the house like you've just walked into a dentist surgery......driving a Mini This is a bird in her 60's for f****n crying out loud ?

That’s the niece to my old white bull x bitch. Been on here a few times as a pup I think. Saluki thing is going really well now, but on three legs at the moment. This is his first season and he has done most things I would expect of him when he’s fully mature, so excited for next season.

Wouldn't it be good to turn the clock back just for a couple of days mate, we once got 120+ salmon and sea trout in a weekend, we were only kids, no fear of bailiffs or comprehension of punishment whatsoever ?

When you clean the misses car out and a week later it looks like it’s been used to smuggle Albanians over the channel. another one I detest is seeing grown geezers fawning over attractive chicks like if opening a door or saying “here she is , troubles back “ is gonna hide that your being a snakey b*****d

People who dont watch or understand how important a joe rogan podcast is about chimps fighting wolves on dmt whilst watching Kanye talking about the nazis when you physically have to talk to someone in work and you spend the entire time thinking “I have not got one thing in common with you “ Liverpool fans , just f**k off , you’ve been on the lam for three decades and your saying Man Utd are a cup team on talk sport now . Anyone touching your phone , drives me insane , hate anyone except the kids touching it , it’s got f**k all to do with anyone else. Especially when driv

Got an absolute simpleton of a sister who does that, wishes her waste of skin husband who spends his days playing PS5 "Happy birthday" online, he txts or messages her when he wants a cup of tea brought upstairs when he is online gaming in his "Games room (spare bedroom with a big telly in) " , they also had an old clapped out BMW and always referred to it on Facebook as "The beemer" ? he had a courtesy car, had his Facebook profile pic of it parked outside a big house in Durham with him smiling away, he lives in a really bad part of Peterlee ffs ?

Men with little fun buns in a hair band

Mixed race families in every fecking advert. The Press claiming to be upholding standards of truth and decency The pillocks who shout questions at politicians as they are getting into cars The BBC's obsession with promoting minority sports; women's football, paraplegic games, etc

What a complete prick... no fan of cats, but you must have something wrong with you to act like that...

same mate....i couldnt bring myself to read everything on that thread about the kid in the well....i know its burrying my head in the sand but i dont even want to think about it ..even writing it now ..makes me think about about the poor kid...

I sit around the back of cabins on break next to a river see a few wrens and got a robin visitor, black birds, cormorants, pigeon, buzzards, bit of a chill time.

That reminds me aswell folk that allways whinge about having nowt and wont let there children join in on stuff at school ect that costs anything yet allways got a fag in there mouth or scragching cards when you see them.

Them little community facebook pages where every little confrontation or infringement is platered on there is one thing i cant stand. And people that start on with there chopsiness wont leave it when giving the chance but whip there phone out as soon as it gets abit much for them

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As far as cocaine goes best description i heard was off an old school type from the east end of London who used to come up north now and again with the dog's was that it's a whirlwind of shit for anyone who gets caught up in it.

Nels0n is the man,, superb gear ,, look at the difference in depth from the usual netting,, really supple , with uniformed meshes .

I felt violated ? This morning it was a 3/4 black 1/4 white terrier

Kids definitely put the stoppers on for me, along with life in general, but I've enjoyed them and they're getting to the age where I can start doing a bit with them, airguns and fishing for the time being and build on that as time goes, not sure I'd encourage lurcher work as it's a bit of heart ache but hopefully get them camping and hiking this summer, as said do as much as you can before kids come along if it's an option....

Old c**ts who “used to be on the Kray firm”……..cabbage ! 30 somethings in old London cafes ordering a “soy coffee and watermelon salad” while sporting a stupid little beard that looks like they won it out of a Christmas cracker ! When uni grads talk in that annoying Australian style inflection! People who say “like” 85,000 times in every conversation !

People who park 3mm from your drivers door in car parks because they can’t take two seconds to straiten the motor up ! People who are trying to drive a fiat panda into a parking space like it’s a super tanker instead of just backing in and having done with it ! The bloke who pays for all his shopping…….then whips out the syndicate lottery and 5 million tickets to check while we all stand there dying of old age ! The bloke who wants to hold a full scale enquiry because the bottle of cheap wine he just bought to go home and get pissed while he lays in his own filth

New vaporiser from Nebula...

Footballers mate ....not a lot ?

So.... "waste not want not" as they say... Beef and bubble...?

I had an interesting adventure today but struggled with pictures.I took my boat to a river where the quarry is very educated.Got the boat anchored and started walking through a swamp.I seen an otter swimming with a fish in its mouth at the other end of the swamp.Finally made it there.Otter bolts and goes deeper in the swamp instead of going towards the river as is normal. I started to walk around a beaver pond hoping the terrier could pick up the scent. Terrier entered under a tree.Otter bolted.At this point i lost his bubble trail.I circled the swamp trying to relocate him but

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