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I'm celebrating joint 75th birthdays with my mate and wives tonight. I will start with a couple of pints of guinness. Then a miracle happens. I well pee out ten pints of urine even though I've drunk only two. Only men of a certain age can perform this miracle. I guarantee at least 6 visits to the bathroom. I can also guarantee we will tell jokes and relate stories we have told many times before. But find them f****n hilarious. This too is miraculous. Old age does not come alone. You younger lads, don't be impatient. Your time to perform the miraculous will arrive soon enough.

Me , as wild man lol ,and having a nice sea bass meal, couple year ago with my late wife.

Well in the last few weeks we’ve had how old are you , now show us your face next weeks topic is what’s your bank details can’t work out if it’s turning into a dating site or a scamming site

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GAME PIE. Pheasant, partridge and duck breasts cooked in a slow cooker until tender; Into the pie dish with onion, green peppers, brown mushrooms, black pudding and garlic; Egg-wash pastry and into the oven; Served with boiled new potatoes and green beans; Cheers.

the best thing you can do mate is follow me so all my posts flag up that way a little of my knowledge is bound to rub off lol

Thank God your on here..

Few from this week, think it’s the same as what I had last week, think I need some new recipes Roast pork with mash and kale sea bass with tomato, peppers and courgette stew ( this is my new favourite thing to eat ) spag bol tonight

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I chase after um I do trying 2 sell them my dogs but they just drive off even reported me for harassment

Idiots that do crap like that aren't countrymen or dogmen just an embarrassment to the sport, wrecking crops ect bring the heat on everyone bunch of clowns

Going to be handed down to my grandson when he gets a bit older.

Did you used to play keyboards in group called Sparks? Atb

Happy birthday and all the best. I am paranoid about stinking of piss the older I get as the older I get im finding it harder to hold in and the fekin wife doesn't help saying not to worry she will get me some incontinence pads from work.

First pour today under the watchful eye of the concrete gaffer, 10 cube in and probably another 7 or 8 that will hopefully be in on Wednesday

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be better off using me i’ve seen more done more then all your dogs put together lol

Yesterday we popped to the next village to look at a bungalow as we at last have some strong interest in our cottage. For those of you who have been to our cottage will know that Trish and I love old properties, this one is almost 300 years old so to look at a pretty new bungy was not in keeping with our style but this bungy will not need a thing doing to it for the rest of our lives if we can get past the fact that it is newish. So why am I telling you guys about a new bungy...................well I took my laser rangefinder with me and I can get a clear 40yds rifle range in the back garde

New beddy pup out of apparently good stuff. He's absolutely solid for 4 month and a tough little bugger already. Sam

Bet you all stink a pish haha senile ole fcukers have a good one tho, could be your last

Add a mooch on some land I ain’t been on for 35yrs up by my old mums house . Very nolstalgic seeing the old land and how it had changed. Shot one woody and should ov had 2 really as fluffed a second shot on a gift really.

My Nan & Grandad used to religiously feed it to me on toast cooked over the coal fire on an extended fork, the dark jelly bits were to die for good childhood memories, me grandad used to say get it down yer son it will put hairs on yer chest lol

Lol, be no good slinging my old whippet over the f@cker, poor old c**t's been retired since 1985!! Lol

I'd go for Celotex board mate it don't get the damp into it. https://www.travisperkins.co.uk/shop/celotex-insulation-board Cheers Arry

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Jubilee tower near abbey stead we my youngest son Asa

Me waiting for my mate to pick me up to go ratting.

I’ve got a teckle x patt probably no more than 8 inches tts I’m looking to raise the height a bit with a bit of coat aswell what would people recommend I’m thinking a good rough coated Russel just finding a gooden

I prefer to think of it as the smell of boiled cabbage and dog fox ……LOL ! Cheers.

If I put too many fish in my tank they live quite happily for a week or two after a while the pump cant handle the extra shit and the water quality deteriorates. The fish start getting aggressive with one another and then they start looking unhealthy, become lethargic and eventually die. Sticking a extra pump in helps for a while, adding a few extra ornaments might look good but removes the room the fish need to thrive so just increasing the inevitable. The only way to stop it happening in my tank, is to not add extra fish. Its all very simple really and relates to everything that l

You've just jumped out of motor for a graze Don't eat too much you'll end up with lemmy

Heard their is another 10 coppers being questioned relating to the towns CSE. Ffs what chance did these young girls have at the time and their is some who have said why didn't they go to the police when it was happening.

i was going to say the same mate damp in the glass roll you’d really want damp proof membrane over it were with pir boards boards your good

Hes surrounding himself with some very clever people, his press secretary is amazing just a snippet from her first briefing.

That's what makes it all so amazing . For what seems like forever now people in power and through the media have just done what they wanted , people have called them on it online but nothing ever happens to them or are they forced to answer for their bullshit . Look at sadiq khan . Their is reams of shit that man has to answer to but he keeps just plodding on , nobody ever gets a answer from him and he's never held accountable for anything Now In America its getting called out and if feels great to see but also weird. Just goes to show how normal it all was them just getting away

looks like an xtra from robin hood men in tights lol

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This job just got a lot bigger, was meant to be a floor and fence, now drains and a muck area, I always like it when they add jobs, they get it cheaper because I’m already there and I make more money

Quick walk round the local estate and lake couple of swans in flight before another bedroom plastered

Big bitch just coming up 7months ready to get her saddle fitted soon