mel b
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About mel b
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- Birthday 13/08/1968
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Envy is just so ugly . If you eat an olive , I'll let you stroke it
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It's a f***ing duck Eagle, and it puts the Elgin marbles to shame. You just don't appreciate fine art when you see it.
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How feckin dare you insult the pride of my fine art collection. Little donkeys beauty is rivaled only by the mona Lisa.
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It's big errol , Leroy was was last week
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For the tenth time , it's not a porch , it's a f***ing orangery
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Twas a great loss to the carriage driving world sir . They would have got to see what gentleman of such breeding could do with a handful of osses .
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Spot on sir . My good lady has often opened the front door , and greeted me with a breathless " f**k me ".
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I've never heard of donner kebab pies , but I really really really want one .
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Sir. A man of such sartorial elegance , would surely win a gold medal , just by sending them this fine portrait .
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I'm glad I never did anything like that twice .
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Yes but women prefer men that look like a tramp , and I'm not sweaty , I'm oozing testosterone like a thoroughbred stallion.
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See , now there's a line that should never be crossed .
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I never said I gave up hamsters did I ?.
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Definitely not ......honest .
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Gingers smell of wee . Great if you're into that incontinent old lady thing .
