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Typical animal rights vegan nutcase.

She's probably posting all about you on mumsnet right now Keith . The thread is titled Curtain twitch or cock twitch.

I dunno . Shave that moustache and hairy legs , and she'd look quite presentable .

Not many of us will make your age you old fossil .

Snap. I lost a lot of weight last year , and I think that's been half of the problem . I've never been one for feeling the cold when I'm working , and usually, I'll happily work out in the snow wearing a t shirt , but I've been wearing a fleece since last September . Old age just sort of sneaks up on you mate . I'm only 56 , f**k knows what I'll be like in a few years .

I'm with you on that one tats . I've always spent a lot of time outdoors , and the cold has never really bothered me , but it's given me a real beating this year .

Madonna never really did it for me . Personality is a biggie for me , and she always came across as a bit of an asshole .

Gotta be honest , I'd rather shag her than Madonna.

I think you'll find that those that really count , are at work , not a deadbeat doley . Every working man is worth ten of the deadbeats. When it does ignite , it'll be those working men that get things sorted.

I completely agree. One day it will really ignite , and it won't half wipe the smirk off a few faces .

Speak for yourself. I look f***ing amazing with my trout pout , Ronald macdonald eyebrows, and Dunlop wellies . Uurrrggghhh. It's just occurred to me that I've written a description of Katie price .