All these planks saying take it to a farmer. What f***ing farmer? There wasn't a farm in site, shall I take it to a RANDOM farm? What's the farmer gunna say If I ask if it's his? He's gunna clearly go "YEP IT'S MINE LAD" and snap it up.
It's gunna the police station tonight.
I found something in a hedge, googled it, was worth a few quid so wanted to know if it worked, that's it. f**k what all these do gooder c**ts are preaching, everyone would have done the same. I've now realised they get stolen and it's an issue and it's not worth the hassle of holding onto. It was next to a road bridge so for all I know a tractor could have twatted the bridge and it had fallen off.
f***ing people on here are hilarious. Anyone would think I'd gone on a raping spree in the local Tesco. Sad c**ts.