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Loaded the kayak and paddled back to the Indian fish trap. I bought a small charcoal grill back in the winter.Finally got to try it out.Worked good. Some chilli beans and corn tortillas made for a decent meal.

Day off work to take the Mrs away....view from the hotel balcony

A reliability of Boris's promises, not least sexual withdrawal. A bestiary of racist Rochdale child rapists. A feckedness of Bird's back. An itinerance of Mackems. A monochromeness of Wilf's racial preferences. An idiocy of McHull's boxing opinions. A money laundrette of Turkish barbers. As lost as an idle Turkish barber without his mobile phone. An irony of viciousness and hypocrisy of our last two female home A chip the size of the cheddar gorge on Jukel's shoulder. As silent as the class- cleansed Stretford End. A sincerity of

Went shopping with my good lady earlier (bag carrier) and took her to her favourite restaurant for a perfectly cooked churrasco de lomo.

A measurement of Birds A pie shop of Tomos An articulation of Charts A stupidity of Hulls A knowall of Wilfs An argie bargie of Greymen A bevvy of stewies A geezer of gnashers

Was it Wolfies?

No wonder you see big cats mate

I’m sorry, but it’s just got to be; ”A conspiracy of Scotty’s” ! LOL ! Cheers.

A 'Starmer'......f**k knows? Who knows? 'He played a Starmer.' Completely anonymous. Missing,useless. "What a f***ing Starmer!" A wanker. An arsehole.

Everyone’s a gangster till the door comes off

Can't miss the chance to have some time with 3 of my granddaughters Sean. I only see them twice a year

Everyones entitled to an opinion mate, I'd rather some washable paint slung on some old stones than lives put at risk holding up traffic in major towns and cities however slim the chances are, and they're not stupid enough to upset the moslems mate, no-one is well very few

can you imagine if they done it to a mosque there would be uproars they all need a good kicking

When I got my first pair made by the fella that I now use.I put them on and honestly I couldn't remember ever seeing so well it was like I was seeing in HD.Makes me wonder if vision express were ever getting my prescription bang on.I while later I got him to make me another flash pair but a day or so later they didn't seem quite right so I went back and told him to which he said"thats strange because they are exactly the same prescription but it's you that's looking through them so leave them with me.A week later I went and got them and they were bang on and he explained that because of the sl

took my daughter to pick hers up yesterday couldn’t believe what a seen there was a women and kid about 6 i don’t know what was what but the women couldn’t pay the 180 quid for the kid glasses don’t know how that works how low income don’t get free glasses ? but she couldn’t pay them and a bloke who worked there come over and said i’ll pay for them took his card out payed it the women and kid were buzzing still good people about it’s good to see

Everyone thinks they are Pablo Escobar because they have an ounce of hash or a few grams of Charles,99% of people wouldn’t have a clue if they found a 100 boxes washed up on a beach,they don’t know the man so are setting themselves up to be robbed reported or worse,far better for them to report the find and walk away than wade into the murky waters of a game they don’t know the rules of and are getting out of their depth trying to play. Litter pickers find 'significant' amount of cocaine washed up on beach METRO.CO.UK Hundreds of kilograms of the illegal nar

Working away , living in a shed ....

They've gone two far now f***ing bunch of c**ts

Every parents worse nightmare Hope he's found safe n sound Jay Slater missing in Tenerife LIVE updates as desperate search for teen continues - Manchester Evening News WWW.MANCHESTEREVENINGNEWS.CO.UK The 19-year-old has gone missing while on holiday on the Spanish island with his pals

Thankyou for such a comprehensive answer ,I have no further questions you c**t

Ironically there would be blood on the streets...

Least the old bird had some balls, what’s wrong with blokes these days no bollox whatsoever

Do you recon if they did that in two days time....the Druids would have sacrificed them lol

that’s it you’d manage the 100 kg even if it meant ranming some up the nose for a bit a stamina lol

first off 100 kg heavy lol you ain’t carrying off the beach unless your @THE STIFFMEISTER lol

Elec charging point bases at police HQ, hand dig,

Big pour today.....boss gets married this Saturday.... few hrs tomorrow,then off and payed till Tuesday

That's shite mate, poor guys got a stutter.

I've been introduced to an egg cooking device so between the land lady and the petrol station I have some form of egg curry....

14 years , f***ing hell my boys is 14 and is feels like a lifetime ago he was born . All that time in jail and miss out on all the good times with your kid . What a wasted life

id have a few kilo if it was hash or weed id get a van

I bred a litter years ago about the same time a certain terrierman from S Wales started breeding the pocket rockets.The dog I used was a big 22 1/2 inch dog out of all that Laguna stuff to a very athletic 20" 44lb bitch I owned from some of the best blood that had been over here through the 80s and 90s.All the pups lacked pace to be serious running dogs.A couple of lads had fun with them and they certainly had plenty of bottle but they just weren't quick enough for lamping rabbits or foxes.

That’s dog I’m using grand sire his mother is out of bigland boy and a staff bitch they was bred by black staff some on here might remember bred back to a 24 inch non ped whippet scratch dog so he be 3/4 non ped whippet 1/4 staff

I've warn glasses full time for over 25year since I was 23 and should have warn them since I was 7 but never did.My long range is terrible as I have bad astigmatism in both eyes which also meant that contacts were a no no.Then the last few years I've had to have varifocals as my close up reading is also f**ked now.ive got a couple of nice pairs of hand made frames which once you add my prescription both came out at around 700quid.Ive recently changed to really good independent optician after taking my missus there a couple of years back and realising hoe s**t the service is in the chai opticia

Did he have an Akita?

I dont think you'd get a 10 for a kg.My pal got caught with 1 1/2 boxes and 17grand and copped a 7 and even though he had legitimate books going back 20years showing how everything he owned was paid for as he'd always worked full time plastering and was very low key and not flash at all.Small house,8 year old Audi and a 5year old work van.They still put a 80grand confiscation order against him and it was only luck that his books were so straight and spot on that they didn't take his house which there was talks of.

Kjottkaker Brunsaus

“A sardony of Stanley’s”. Cheers.

Lettuce, peas, carrots, onions and calabrese coming on well at min and few pot marigolds and nasturtiums to keep the mrs happy oh and a row of sunflowers to keep the kids interested

There's a few like that where the whole town knows what their up to but weirdly they never get nicked or just taken in for "questioning"

You be surprised how far they dig into people's lives when they want to retrieve the proceeds of crime...having stuff tucked away in others people's names like houses,aint fool proof... there's always a paper trail of sorts...and phone records

I wear them all the time. Took a bit of getting used to. The only thing i find is walking down stairs can be a bit odd.

£1-17s-6d../year

With all your jetsetting and travelling where would he even send it ? Nepal on Monday, London on Tuesday, Botswana on Wednesday , bit of bull fighting in spain on Thursday, then Appleby on Friday

If I were to pop over for an evening I'd certainly miss robbo slagging off paddle boarders in a thick northern accent.... and catching loads of fish in an annoyingly humble fashion...

Aight got some pictures back here y'all go and yes she is a bit taller then me and yes I am wrapped up in the dress thing has like a 5' long train on it and end up getting tangled but the photographer thought it looked good lol.