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Told her I wasn't bothered what she had at the wedding as long as I could have hounds there

Northern pie and mash ....made with yesterday's smoked lamb shanks

I paid a lifetime of not receiving any blowjobs for her ring...it was fine before I bought the ring

Same as that lads, I remember I was laid on the sofa practicing doing f**k all (as per Micky Flanagan) and she suggested getting married and that she’d seen a nice ring she liked second hand in a jewellers….so, I reached in the pocket and gave her 200 quid and said “get what you like with that” Then all the fuss started about getting married with her mother coming round talking about halls and guests and all sorts of bollocks…..drove me f***ing mad so I got the arsehole and told them all I wasn’t getting f***ing married and to shut up about it ! 12 months passed and she gently appro

C'mon mate, Francis first 2 pro fights against Fury and AJ, there are lads like Hirgovic, Wardley, Dubois, Parker, Zhang etc who should be given the big pay day opportunities on merit.... its bullshit and money, nothing to do with "good enough"

Cheers Arry

Was thinking If I was to ever take a litter from my bitch...I would maybe use a coursing bred dog over her....Ive no plans too now,as shes full of lumps whats his speed and stamina like just out of interest? My bitch is a f***ing tryer(wheaton/bull/grey) but lacks that extra gear ,she can move mind for such a heavy dog

Good mate of mine had his own business, teaching swimming lessons in welsh...was a little gold mine,had 6 people working for him,had the use of 8 different pools,some local authority and the others he rented from holiday inn etc...kept it going through COVID but started to run into trouble because of the influx of illegal immigrants using the hotels. .. killed it off for him, basically over night..he ended up selling his house he bought at 18 and using the money to buy his own 50 ft hydrotherapy pool....managed to rent a space for it at a gym someone else we know owns...they have given him a

12 months now

One of them perfect mornings for a mooch. Sun shining, ice cold and good frost on the ground. A good frost always makes for good marks at the rats. Dogs went well. Got some good hunts in cover too.

Was sat indoors this morning a bit fed up as its my birthday and Im stuck indoors for the 6th day with the worst flu/cold/covid whater it f**king is that Ive had in years.Had to ring my girlfriend up and tell her that I wouldnt be up even though she'd booked a day off from her very busy job so we could go out for the day.So she gets a cab and a train down to me in the snow(big thing for her as she doesnt like to leave the house if its under 12 degrees,Black thing apparently)To bring me down a great big dish of my favourite brown stew chicken and then cooked me up a nice white sweet potato and

let's hope Usyk retires Fury

That was when she was about 10 month or more I bred her myself her mom was off her nut the mom was good worker this bitch isn't a world beater but she works knocks stuff up that's enough for me

My bar... Basically a converted shipping container, plus I cut a hole out the back and added an extra bar... if you are handy enough they are very versatile, they give you a base to work from...

We got married abroad, said to our family and mates this is where we are going and if you wanna come great, if not no worries... ended up 35 coming with us to St Lucia, plus our 3 kids... was brilliant, we had a great holiday, got married and back on the beach in the afternoon... suited us completely, cost us around £4k all in, was looking at £20k - £30k if we done the church, reception, car, food, cake....blah blah... oh and our rings, mine is a cheap silver band, £15 I think, she got married in a cheap silver band tenner maybe.. it ended up going green so I got her a nice one a few years lat

That smug b*****d has called for 32 people in public office to lose their jobs/titles, bet he's not feeling so fckn smug now this has come out, wanker

Rumours that the reform party have a big announcement today , maybe something to do with Farage or new policies be interesting to see what they have to say

Bunch of coins found wrapped in a hanky. You could still make out the red check in the hanky . Late 1700's early 1800's I think

Where are the rust holes in them.Normally they get them in the roof,I do quite a bit of work for a mate who puts up agricultural buildings and weve put new roofs and even cladded walls on quite a few old containers where farmers dont like to throw anything away.Few lengths of timber,Some box profile sheeting and a couple of boxes of tech screws has gotta be cheaper and less agro than getting rid of the old ones and then buying new.

Don’t have one , buried away somewhere, as I’m always in the middle of an engine or using my against something that moves , I replaced it with her initals tattooed on my finger. does the job

Gotta find a bird yet mate

I just thinking the fans are being robbed mate, any other division than the heavies fights are being made with best v best...and that pulls the money as well... its been going on for the last 5 years with the heavies though mate, all of them... but Fury is the worst for it...

I think it's really bad for boxing and wish the mma guys and youtubers would f**k right off. Jake Paul is after fighting Tyson now, the blokes nearly 60. Holyfield absolutely nothing to offer getting chinned off Belfort. I hope Joshua puts a end to it.

Yes happy to do that mate, it's Bristol Children's hospital last 2 years....

Started back proper today, clearing out a large garden that hasn’t been touched in 30 years, the old boy is a nightmare, wants to save everything, I have to wait until his backs turned and cut another tree down, even found a tennis court that I didn’t know was there ( lol )

I think AJ will be far more prepared for Francis than Fury was, let's be honest Fury was terrible that night and made Francis look a lot better than he probably is as a boxer... its certainly a dangerous fight for AJ as he's obviously tough and strong, Fury was f****d once he could wear him down in the clinches...I think AJ wins it personally...

Let's hope they all f***ing retire and we can watch the crop of up and coming lads get a shot...

Proposed to my wife in the Guinness brewery in Dublin, it seemed apt, my family worked in the brewery for many years, 2 great aunts and some cousins ..plus its my surname! Lol ...There's a massive post it board with notes from people all over the world, the generic "I love Guinness, it's my favourite beer" from Klaus Germany...etc I didn't plan the moment, but had the ring on me as we were having a short break after my lad had been born... I saw an opportunity of not having to get on one knee and cheese it out ..so wrote "will you marry me" from Kev, Exeter.....on a post it, put it up an

Flatout painting today,moving furniture about etc,trying to get a room ready for when the mother in law is discharged from the hospital ..so had a cheeky chinky(walking distance from the house )

Ours cost nothing ...a friend of my wife she gave hers to us as she was divorced...it cost several grand....I hate wearing any jewellery including watches ....but Mrs insisted I have one....it cost £20 of the market in ibiza town....I lost it 3 days later Swimming in the sea ...the Mrs lost hers a few months later when she fell in a canal drunk after a night out....neither of us have bothered since

cant compete with Kanny..that looks awesome... today im mainly full on Birianyi

Mate, exactly the same... you know the real thick kid on the estate...whole family got something missing, but he is another level...well that unfortunate kid was sat out on a branch sawing beside himself the trunk side...me and my brother stood and watched...to mean/curious or down right little fuckers to stop him... the inevitable crashing to the ground through the branches below was great though, like when the chimps have a fight on an Attenborough programme and one gets launched out of the tree.... lol

Kind of my thoughts mate, I still think Joshua is a bigger hitter and a better finisher than Fury, but if they ever get the fight on i think Fury will out wrestle him and knacker him out! Lol... Francis on the other hand shouldn't even be in the same ring as multiple time world champions in oy his first and 2nd fight ... Eddie Hearn looks a right mug after his condescending remarks about Fury pay day fighting Francis, only to pull the same stunt....f***ing charlatans the lot of them..

My offering to the lads down the local. Game pies including venison, mallard, pheasant and partridge with all the herbs and spices. As it’s my 70 th shortly I’ll include a reasonable amount of hooch to go with them. The lovely one has booked us all in to holiday chalets in Ashbourne so a really happy start to the New Year.

Teslas drivers are the new bmw wankers, had one try to power up a queue and cut me up on a round about, he mistakenly thought I loved my transit tipper as much he loved his Tesla, nearly put the c…t in the barriers.

Reminded me of the old joke,,,,, what’s the difference between your wages and your dick ,,,,,,, your wife will blow your wages weekly for life

hey up lads they kicked me out early this morning, and its good to be home, and i arrived home in a reet stonking snow blizzard, what a time ive had, i only encountered 1 white english nurse, afore i got my discharge letter this morning, i asked a male nurse fer a cup of tea afore i go , his reply, you want to go to sleep, noooooo i says a cup of tea, his reply you want a pee, nooooooooooooooo a cup of tea, i just give up, fcuk came home and put kettle on, im not being ungreatfull they looked after me, and before the op i couldnt breathe properly or swallow, but now greggs here i com

I think Joshua will put it on him and knock him out. Watch ngannou Vs Lewis, he's not all that. Fury flattered him the useless c**t.

My old woman made her own head dress thing and tweaked a normal type dress bought in a sale. I wore a suit that I found when I bought all the kit out of a business that was shutting down in Saville Row ! Lol Load of people said to me “You’re not wearing a suit you found are you ?” And I said “Too f***ing right I am” and that satisfied me more than going and getting some new outfit at a grand. I live in a house paid for by second hand stuff, I’m just not proud that way.

Heard something earlier about Corbyn starting a breakaway party, hope theres some truth in it

Was that in your pocket?

Bloody hell Fred cant take you anywhere

paid £30b quid for a second hand plain gold band...in the early 80's......the we went to a proper jewler with a design for a chunky carved gold ring with deeply carved intwinning ivy leaves all the way round...with berries... mrs croaked a while back and my daughter wears it now

I gave wifey £40 told her to buy a ring she liked Lol. She went out spent £80 oh well. Was 44 years ago mind. Cheers Arry

Brilliant and sends a clear message to the politicians and those who facilitate the madness of hundreds of bogus migrants landing in communities.

Our late Christmas dinner went brilliantly except just found the tender stems I forgot to server Lol. Kitchens like a bomb hit it I do make a lot of pots and pans. Sorry no photos was totally stressed serving up. The lady and Son had a great time, the Lad brought a Baileys Cheese cake he had made. Bit hammered now the Lad and I done a bottle of Jim Bean but a good evening was had by all. Cheers Arry