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f***ing hob...lol

I wanted for everything and lived in squalor,I made sure my kids had the exact opposite.

Lamb Shank and Mash. Cheers Arry

Went out for a Chinese yesterday,which is unusual for me,but it's Chinese new year and the Indian place we were going to eat in didn't open for another hour so Chinese it was.This place doesn't even have a name on the outside,it just has a small symbol and a doorman.Food was fantastic,my ladies desert was something ,sweet caviar.

Goly is going through his right now....

Bait Goly...lol

I was in a place in Mayfair earlier,some surgically enhanced Russian ladies doing lunch at the next table,five of them,really upmarket,half my ladies age,but when my Mrs was eating I looked at her and she still melts my heart,beauty is in the eye of the beholder,we all have a type.

Chicken livers for 2 garlic onion chilli bay leaves one of the finest foods n life for £1.60

To all the younger happy married ones on here your life is going to change and not for the better when she hits it

He kept the JCB out of camera shot.

Fs it's a 4 month old terrier pup common sense lads it's only of the tit it's a baby but it's not like you'll be using it for a digging dog but at that age fs it wouldn't know what's happening so no need to hold it back let it grow up be a pup and when ever you see it switch on a bit start giving him a couple of rats out of trap before you know it he'll be on the job on his own

Took the day off today, thought I have a lie in, then the cleaner turned up, so I’m sat having a very average breakfast with the pensioners in the village

I'm home currently, did a stew for the next few days, got a steak in the fridge for tomorrow. Kids have got coughs and colds so a bit of nourishment coming their way. Got some lidls large battered haddocks and frozen triple cooked chips for supper tomorrow and English lamb and veg for Sunday.

I started a thread on TV sex-pests earlier,within 2 pages it had split into two topics,spaghetti recipes and which is better to take the family on holiday Singapore or Hull.

That's like saying every lurcher will kill a fox ....

Least you save money on the heating bill ,as thier always to hot !!

Sounds a scary woman she does.

.....the f**k is even goin on anymore in here

Happily married is bit like the term police intelligence it’s bit of a contradiction !

Money buys opportunities,as a wise person once told me money takes the sting out of poverty.

Well job finished Wednesday, hopefully go again Monday on a new site...

f***ing hell, I’d have made a pig of myself as a young man round that lot ! Worked away Stockton when I was 18, amazing !…..the debauchery was out of this world ! Cant beat a good old fashioned British bird, all done up to the nines and not giving a shit….they are the most fun.

You don't even know which pig farm im talking about simpleton.

Look at it fckuing soft digging Mchull would have dug that with a tea spoon

Nothing serious just some footage from a cheap little cam Ive been playing with.

" and he's Italian". What more proof that he's a wrongun do you need ffs?

That’s when the real fishing campaigns start!

From time to time . I like going after the big solitary boars more then anything. The smaller ones 50-150lbs are good for the freezer Dad usually ends up training the sounder to do his brush removal work so the majority of them get a free pass on the place. For the most part . Now if we start having. Issues with damage it can turn into a free for all really quick. Think due to the property and just how everything works out they aren't much of a problem as much as any other critter

My missus is in the early stages of it and is getting some pretty shitty symptoms.But if shit starts getting her down I just remind her that she still looks 10times better than 90%of the rough old frumps I see out and about that are 10+years younger than her and half of them are full of filler and botox and shit.

Yeah but did you still shag her for old times sake ? .

If there was a UK equivalent who rounded up 1000's of illegal boat people within 2 weeks of moving into Downing street everyone would be overjoyed.

I went out with few English birds one was effing stunning, looks, figure, right ole dirty thing under the sheets. See her the other day after 25 years , mate it was huge, head like cement truck, back all bent over, doulble chin. On the back of her neck, moustache, not even 50 yrs old. Thought they was filming another Jurassic park when that thing walked in .

Nope might drag them off a lil bit usually they just sit were they fall . Nothing really wants to eat then I seen them go weeks with nothing touching them. There just so dang rank. I'll keep the skulls Smaller ones yeah , smokers ,BBQ, main deal folks prefer where i live is to just make sausage

Marco Polo brought pasta back to Italy from China.

Good on ya getting him back

You'd have to be an Akita owner to pull that off, big histrionic mincer type

Ya shower of dogbreedist b*****ds. There are no studies which show the choice of dog breed has anything to do with a man's penis length or machoness.

My missus is doing the same.In fact she trys as much as possible to treat everything with natural remedies as she doesn't trust anything touted by pharmaceutical companies.

I'll add I think I've been quite lucky because the menopause has changed her for the better, she no longer drinks and is really taking care of herself doing yoga and all that , she's proper chill these days.

get youself up country mack will run a few and ill take for some proper grub lol be off amsterdam next week for me birthday try that italian

Tbh, I think every ailment is given stupid publicity these days. I don't remember my mother's generation making a song and a dance about it . My mother had a stillborn child and 9 kids. She just soldiered on. I don't think she had counselling and antidepressants which seem to be the go to remedies for everything these days. My Mrs was irritable for a couple of years but we both knew what it was so just ignored it. Same as we always do with life's problems. And every normal person does. Life is often crap and then you croak. Let's get on with it.

My uncle once fell off the roof on a job. Went to top of ladders with gobo bucket. Silly c**t held his breathe till he got to top of ladders. My cousins calling him. When he looked over scaffolding he was in the skip at the side. Very lucky that neighbour ask if she could put some old carpet in. His head was inches from edge of skip. My cousin asked if he was okay. His answer was I've fallen off bigger women youngen f****n bigger women. Then day after came on a job with me. We seen a hurts with cars following. He says poor c**t. Then another came past. His words f**k me they must bi twins.

Understood mate,i have always had a strange relationship with money,never smoked nor drank and tried never to waste a penny because I came from absolutely nowt,nowadays I realise that money equals total freedom,go where you want do what you want when you want,and everyone wants total freedom.

My parents asked me if I wanted to buy our council house when I was 18 I jumped at the chance, 9k seemed like a bargain lol. Nextdoor sold a couple of years ago for 190k.

Knocked this up this morning out of an old pallet....

Find some stuff these

Yeah it's horrible mate. There is something missing in the house now, just doesn't feel right.

Yes or no?

Sounds like he's embraced Scandi-noir to the full ..... Twenty two years of work ,paying the bills and raising a family and "nothing to show for it " Doesn't raising a family count as something to show for it! Moaning about broken boilers and cars...... like even the appliances were out to get him in the UK. Someone reckoned the older generation had it better . Growing up , if we wanted to watch TV we went up the road to a neighbour. I think there were only two or three cars in the street and they belonged to other people. No one had central heating,we