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Theres just no hope

finger food........chunky chips off the eat now or die shelf...youngs scampi... jobs a gooden

From the garden to plate...

I've had a new puppy for a couple weeks and realised last night that l needed to register its micro chip in my name. Imagine a monkey playing the piano but l finally worked out how to do it online. There was a section on the form for me to add it's Instagram profile!!!! I skipped it of course . Don't want the little dog spending all day on the internet.

This may get sone peoples backs up . I drive a people carrier type car , 9 seater , I’m normally loaded down with kids , dogs , kit or a mate . I live in my car at the minute and do about 60 miles a day at present . the amount of bellends who find it acceptable to be up your arse , flashing , beeping , fingers up at you as your driving at 45 miles an hour in twisty turning roads is obscene. It actually makes me rage inside . People have no respect these days at all , everything is a hundred miles an hour literally .

Grey squirrels are an evasive species...do untold damage to our natural fauna etc... He forgot to add...that he originally hit it with the catty,and the dog retrieved it and unfortunately got bit despatching it...nothing to see here Officer Dibble...

I've multiple times reminded people in lanes that are driving down the middle that it's 50/50; had a row with a bloke in an Aston Martin once and he told me his car out x amount so he shouldnt have to risk scratching it... well mine was 800 so f**k off or I'll write em both off and walk home

Very few can/will be honest when it comes to the breeding of the blackdogs...sly matings, taking litters from untested dogs/bitches,breeding from known failure's,buying in stolen dogs and saying f**k all,fiddling peds...some folks will go to any length to get some poor cnuts lifes work...the list goes on...its a minefield...work what you got,test them properly,Be Honest with yourself and dont pass on your shite...will any of us still be able to work these little dogs to ground in say 10/15 yrs time??? I doubt it very much,best just tuck your teeth in,stop the bitching and being so bitter...enj

Fast food again tonight

60 miles a day id walk ffs lol

The Sort of persons that drives their shiny new 60k plus motors through single track country lanes...but have no idea how wide there motor isdrive as tight to the opposite side as they can..dont seem able to reverse ,making themselves look like a right dick or pay attention to the passing spots....I left 2 such idiots in a hedge this morning on my way to work...No Fuks Given

Little hack for the winter fire users, the old alcohol hand gel is everywhere after covid we have pallet loads here at work, the 70% alcohol one is a great fire lighter couple of squirts in the fire before ignition and away she goes no more firefighters required

One of the true talents that the army has is that it finds skills people thought they didn’t have . Or didn’t know they had rather. Leadership , teamwork and communication are massive things that the army push. So they’ll develop him in a way that he wouldn’t get anywhere else as a civilian . the facts that it seems that he’s not shy of hard work , does pe ( wether that be sports etc) and had the back wheels in the first place to put his name on the line does him well. I don’t know where or what arm he’s joining , but what I would say is quite complicated . there’s two viewpo

This will show how far down the 3rd world sewer the west has gone, lets see the tribes riot and loot and cry racism for not being allowed to kill and slaughter the jews at free will, GB is a ticking time bomb and its a nation split in 2, for the good vs evil, lets see if oul charlie the fake king can see the mistakes of letting the nation get swamped by 3rd world creatures

Women who fart....(they should do it in secret) Men are the only animal that has a liecence to fart.....it is gained after years of finely turning their anus muscle....so "at will"....they can produce a wide range of noises....from a girly squeak (almost at the same frequency as a sonic cleaner)....to a fruity deep throated roar of dominance.........

In my opinion your drawing attention from the unwanted,..a few calls , enquiries and the unwashed are over the wall of your garden,dogs nicked and an awful lot of time wasters and messer's contacting you, telling how great their dogs are and their mad poaching takes of the past ,fuk that for a story ....or maybe I'm cynical and antisocial

Went out first thing with dog managed to get this unlucky fella. Funny to watch them grab hold of dogs then see dog fire up after that first nip of day lol. You can see blood on leaf from where it got hold of her nose

A man after my own heartWas out checking earths once , Had some chocolate boy in a brand-new grand Cherokee hit a banking and slide into me in the snow,when I was pulled over stationery in a passing spotall his airbags deployed,bumper off and snapped strut arm turned out it was his father in laws and he and the girlfriend had a few too many I was in an escort van (paid £300 for it)...he asked for my insurance details...got offended when me and my mate laughed at him and said its knock for knock Love told him,we off to weight the van in...and drove off laughing our cocks off

Im sort of going through the same thing with my son. My boys 13 and has said for the last few months that he wants to join the army , he's said special forces but I imagine all young kids think that way . I put a post up a few months ago about a weekend me and him did that was army centred where we went out and did missions which has had a real impact on him. Their was lots of military men running it out of the local gym and up in woodland and I think being around them has stoked his interest . He's only 13 so who knows how long his interest will last but he's a driven kid so it might

Big Thank You to @Stavross,cheers mate

Get it out ferretting on as much different ground as you can...start it off holding rabbits in the net...than leave the odd net off the holes and let the dog give chase... and work it out for its self...,Then try and find it a few easy runs on the lamp Will be more beneficial than chasing a rag with a muzzle on,keep that shit for the dog shows if its your thing

The BBC. Cheers Arry

Hasnt Humsah Yousaf got family in Gaza........? Hamas should vote SNP......that will f**k Gaza up quicker than Israel can

Do you own an Akita?

The “ordinary” Palestinians elected these animals……they are kindred spirits !

They've shelled Aleppo and Damascus International airports and put the runways out of action. Supposedly to stop troop and supply movements. Cheers.

That's oap bingo for you .

You do know theres no meat in that will you be okay mate? Cheers Arry

Met a guy in a lane about two weeks back a wide gate way just behind him. He manage to reverse into the bloody gate pulled out and then reversed into it again. Had to bite the inside of my cheek to stop myself from laughing perhaps I should have. It gets me people with big car that a not going to let a blade of grass touch their car in country lanes as DC says. Cheers Arry

will you marry me i will love you long time joe.........just feed me

Isn’t the request for information to identify British nationals who may have been involved, from either side ? Cheers.

Fixtures and fittings all back in ready for the occupant, thought it was a little bit grey in here so dropped all the lights and gave them a bit of a clean lol

Remember the old days when the lurcher section was full of anyone seen a Akita x greyhound lurcher an other great threads

Dangyuja pomelo (worlds largest citrus fruit).

Quick and easy to make bay-area pacific shrimp noodles,learnt it from a mate in San Francisco but spiced it up with a touch of Chillie,having it now as a late lunch.

Loaded the bike up with a plan of catching a pike on a live bait. I don't know what made me think the river would be fishable . Running like chocolate! So went squirrel shooting

Eats more than he earns a day

Couldn’t give a monkeys either way all our history has been a lie so who even knows what the real story is , what I do believe in though is peace and for innocents too stop being killed left right and centre just so the rich can just become richer, the ordinary man or women never benefits from these wars either way

My son joined the RAF at 16 I’ve never forgot taking him to RAF Halton for his basic training, he done well he excelled at sport mainly rugby but also skydiving in great locations across the world, he did see a bit but he’s made friends and memories for life he even got a few medals, I wish your grandson the best of luck but it’s more self determination that will get him where he wants to be he won’t regret his decision all the best to him.

Pasties and Pie. Cheers Arry

Be better employed smoshing gear ont lamp

Bass, bream and prawn Thai curry

Couple young dogs