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Up and at it !! Just finished Big Mac cheese burger pies and spam cheese and beans , are today’s specials !

Just watched a clip on You Tube by a chap called Paul Thorpe and he hits the nail on the head when describing what a Muslim protester was saying outside a police station in Manchester if that had been Tommy Robinson saying stuff like that one he would now be sat in a prison cell and two the MSM would have gone into a frenzy condemning him.

I’ve had to smile at a thread about “what you don’t like about women” in which men who probably look like the love child of an obese corpse & jack Hargreaves’s, with a penchant for killing little animals, sitting on riverbanks covered in 2 days of sweat, mud and fish slime and a fashion sense like they have been rolled in glue and dragged through oxfam by a horse discuss women like they are Brad Pitt ! Lol lol Amazing !

Some great post's been added since I was last here,top job folks..I've been away up Scotland in our old motorhome & I'll reply to what's been asked later on today,thanks everyone it's very much appreciated ..here's the 'pup' from a couple of days ago,she will be 12 months old in the very near future..

I couldn’t even imagine how anyone lives with one of those quiet boring meek timid things who look like squirrels and act like they haven’t got a voice or personality of their own , or one of those couples who do everything together , it ain’t normal . Other than That , a set of decent sized slangs, some red lipstick and an arse squeezed into a set of wet look leggings , I’m genuinely good to go

you want your pup from ten week running about jumping ditches woods differnet land really

Good morning mentlegen, and what a lovely morning it is to, put offs eh, well there must be summat wrong wi me, I would be more than happy, to assist Diane Abbott to put her shoes on the right feet

I will take mine over most a fantastic mum shes loyal never moans about me being out with the dogs I always come home to a hot meal and clean house

I love olives,they are my comfort food,some people have chips every day,I have olives,though not today. Had the best lamb chops I have ever had in the UK,melt in the mouth,I am stuffed I ate so much,fantastic cuisine,I will return. The Tamil Prince WWW.THETAMILPRINCE.COM

Know all c**t

You want um doing heavy teeth be that age otherwise it's a 20 pencer

Pass 2 minors !!

This is the first Olympics where I’ve got very little interest. I honestly couldn’t name any of Team GB. Cheers.

Neck tats aswell look utterly pathetic, dreadlocks and hippy clothes trying too look alternative, smelly c…s

Hope you have run it past McHull first.

I can't see the point of bringing back extinct animals, there is not enough pristine wilderness left for a lot of living species like the great apes and many other large animals. The oceans are polluted shitholes and so is a lot of the dry land. We have to remember why they went extinct to start with. I think they are trying to resurrect the Tassie tiger as a zoo novelty only because how are they going to produce a viable breeding population? it's just token BS. How about stopping humans breeding and the wildlife, or what's left of it will return unaided. I can see my grandkids looking in awe

Cheers Arry

Where is the protests about British soldiers getting stabbed, we only have ourselves to blame.

panfried byriani...........scorched the vedge in me ole cast iron pan under the hot grill really tasty

That's good because the opening ceremony hasn't happened yet ..

A big turn off for me is when I'm in out little en-suite bathroom stood at the sink having a shave and our Doris comes in and plonks herself down directly behind me and drops her guts out turning the place into something not dissimilar to an Auschwitz gas chamber! Lovely!

Personally I'm not really keen on these modern women, them ones with cocks, it's a bit of a turn off.

Most modern women are turn offs for me with there demands and behaviour when they offer little to nothing in return only pussy as there currency of there value in a relationship I’ve watched many men and family members distroyed mentally an financially I’ve even known of lads I’ve known that have killed there selfs though women troubles leaving kids behind sad doo really! I’ve always said if I was ever put in the single position again I’m done with relationships doors are closed to modern women an relationships the juice ain’t worth the squeeze no more

Ive started running alcohol from England to Wales, I feel like fckn Al Capone....or Mackem

In the Big Mac pies is a hefty base of burger mince with cheese on top then onion then Heinz burger relish and Heinz tomato sauce topped with gerkins then with a pastry lid before baking . In the spam cheesey beans , grated cheddar Heinz beans then the best tasting spam known to man !

Wishfull thinking

Cottage Pie with a Hot Pot top. Cheers Arry

My first x, 12 months old. Not best picture, stands at 30tts.

Windsor yesterday,went to the Greek restaurant down near the river (that’s the leaning house,not the Greek resto).

I can't wait for the sprinting events to start. My PB at the 100mtrs is 60mtrs.

My great grandad, old Ebenezer Charts; Cheers.

BBQ'ed Fillet. Cheers Arry

Spot on sir . My good lady has often opened the front door , and greeted me with a breathless " f**k me ".

Rusty roof, dirty cellar!

sub-contracting it in is a far far better option.....trust me i know..

Southern Comfort the bottle lied there was no comfort in that bottle whatsoever I can’t bear to smell the stuff 1984 I had a bad experience and to this day I still remember.

Tramp stamps, facial metalwork, gobby.

Remember the fear he brought even to my part of Yorkshire and a lad i once worked with who ended up in the same prison said he was one dangerous individual and some other inmates used to shout to him have you seen Lesley Whittle hanging about. As far as trying to recreate an extinct animal by artificial means its a no from me .

I'm usually beating them off with sticks, or just beating off.

Also facial hair and man backs are a no no for me

Homemade Thai chicken curry with satay sauce...

Women who laugh in my face when I show them my prized penis. Women who laugh when I apologise when I I take a blue pill. Women who say:" is that f****n it?" After what I consider a stallion's performance. Women who yawn when I am really getting into it. Women who say " not f****n again" when I need a pee. Women who don't try and hide the defibrillator they have brought with them. The list is endless.

The Irish Elk….. Just to see who would be the first to claim their bull cross had taken one single handed ! LOL ! Seriously though, it wasn’t an elk and evidently it’s closest living relative is the sika, and there are plenty of well preserved fossils, so it might be possible, who knows ? Cheers.

Women with no personality past looking good and sex. Like yes Jessica your a solid 10/10 and and know every move in the bed room but past that you have the personality of a glass of Luke warm tap water imma lose interest really fast Constant eye rolling A general bad attitude/ constantly combative, like don't get me wrong I love a feisty woman with a backbone but Christ if you you gonna try and argue me down over Everything Everytime ...nah I don't need it. Woman who just cake themselves in makeup. Like hell yeah put a lil icing on the cake or some bacon on the burger but holy

women that say no.................end of

Boring women are my biggest turn off . I'd rather spend a night with a chunky monkey that I could have a laugh with , than a boring supermodel.

bad ain’t they all the big daft duck lips filler skin stretched on there eyes