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A teacher once told me I’d be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia. So far I’ve made two jugs, a vase and an ashtray…, so fcuk you Mrs Collins.

Raw egg seems to have stimulated his appetite and milk have removed most of the ticks and will pop up the abattoir in a bit to get some liver to help replace iron etc Surprised he is still here and not quite out of the woods yet but a bit more confident

Aint no cave paintings of salad ...do one!

I think the militant types would have been militant about something else if they had heard about it before veganism . Mouthy people who love the sound of their own voice and love the "pride" they have in "doing the right thing" . Sums up my mother in law to a T . Vegetarian because she doesn't like any harm to animals but is so scared of snakes she would happily see them all killed . Also she so much of a vegetarian in public and I've seen her eating KFC Chicken nuggets. Absolutely hates horse racing in public because of the whipping of horses and putting horses down who break a leg , b

cain 14 mths old thanks for looking

He’s banging the liver down now feeling a bit more confident will start on a house for him if he makes the week as he’s stinking the boat out

I'm afraid the presentation is a bit poor, broke the first egg had to do another. Tasted better than it looks I smashed it, was lovely. Cheers Arry

Burger day.

Be like a red rag to a bull for me Lol. Tell them too f**k off its my garden and I will do what I want in it. Cheers Arry

I thought there was a rough coated patterdale coming down the slide behind her

Flower bed we created and planted out, customer wanted lavender all round front, beds turnt over just have to go back and mulch. this couple has been done out by there previous builder for over 600k they was glad to deal with some honest people. And more than happy with the job

Homemade meatballs and mozzarella,warm ciabatta roll..

I wish the idiots lived next to me. They could watch me cutting up a carcass. Listen to the bonesaw, watch as the detritus leaves my place and then smell the cooking. I’d invite them round for a drink, then as they arrived, politely tell them to take a hike. What a bunch of retinas. Jok.

Going to sound a bit childish this but apparently keeping your mens bits doing their job is beneficial for the prostrate. Dont know how true it is but it’s good fun doing it anyway !…….unless your my old woman of course in which case I’m sure it’s a pure f***ing nuisance ! Lol

I think the English language is brilliant, it’s like a map of our history. So many words derived from German, French, Danish/Norse and Latin. German I find very similar but common words can be found right across Europe…..when you know how this pre dates actual country’s as we understand them today it just adds to the magic imho. Gaelic I just have no idea but I’m sure people could point out Gaelic words or their derivatives to me that we use today. Strange but I can’t listen to Irish radio speaking English but I listen to the Gaelic speaking station, don’t understand a

Driving up the road out of the village this morning eyes scanning everywhere apart from on the road as usual and spotted a bit of movement in the gutter quickly put on the hazards and blocked the road with my car got out and found this little chap he’s in pretty poor condition was covered in ticks and a myriad of small injury’s think he may be to far gone but if he’s still here in the morning he might make it, will be more confident once he eats and drinks something he took a small drink when I found him but nothing since

So had another go at making gate net number 2 with some diffrent twine this time. Still not as good as I want it to be but practice makes perfect and good to get some practice nets nicked up befor buying more expensive better quality twine, end goal is to make couple gate nets for hares and couple for rabbits out of the 0.75 braided nylon but as I'm going have to dye it as it comes white and a lot of work will be going jn to them I want make sure I'm 100% happy with the quality of my nitting

From Aldi mate

Was watching clarksons farm and he's growing lions mane mushroom. Been looking into the benefits of that.... Just ordered some dried powder, apparently you add it to tea

Starting to take down a big old brick garage today, the only thing holding it together is the ivy all over the roof

Just had Inoue, Lomachenko, Canelo to really enjoy and appreciate boxing and then the circus comes to town again... Usyk must wonder what the f**k its all about ..no class at all, that John Fury is a complete nob, If Tyson had any sense he'd f**k him off now

My girlfriend is a vegetarian and has been since she was 11 years old , eats the quorn meat and all that but doesn't preach or feel the need to mention it . I don't have a problem with people choices in whatever they do its the preachyness in some that gives the group and themselves a bad name

There used to be one in Camden called O ta Fuk u Japanese I believe every time I drove past I used to laugh like an immature child lol.

Had the opposite on Saturday ; it was a nice day and my missus hung out the washing to dry , as did at least two of the neighbours, then a bloke who’s just moved in behind us has a bonfire , billowing black smoke everywhere ! The ladies weren’t to pleased and the lady next door, a fiery young filly, leans out of an upstairs window and gave the fire starter some choice words ! The bloke seemed genuinely surprised, put the fire out and came round and apologised to the women . Fair doe’s to him, he probably realised he didn’t want to piss off all the women in the street when he’s just

"eat shit and die...mutherfeckar"

Fife the brother to Boots at 9 month's old & my Mrs pup also at 9 month's old, almost 11 year's apart I took these two pics.

I was asked 'name 2 audio warnings that you may have on a wagon'. I said 'that beeping thing when reversing' . I couldn't think of a second one. The examiner spent a few minutes trying to give me clues before climbing in the wagon with a whispered 'fcks sake' and pressing the horn I actually passed that time as well

The more you hear of old man Fury the more you have to admire the lad Tysons loyalty and how far he's gone in the game having a f****n idiot like that wrapped round him.

My mrs who hunted pigs as a job never liked using pitbulls, they caught pigs but were more interested in fighting the boars than working them which is not good. They are too game for hunting dangerous stuff and it's why they use English Bull blooded mostly over here. I also think most working terriers are too game for pig catching, though a lot of pig hunters have a Russell in the pack for the blackberries.

This is a new one on me but misses is doing a curry con carne for tonight’s tea smells great at this stage

Just booked it up anyone done it ? mate runs a skip firm reckons he get me in strait away. And even if that falls through good to have under the belt ? I won’t be doing multi drop shit just grab or skip

f****n hell shaaaarky lad calm down mate lol I think fury wins by ko Saturday I think he’s gunna be the best we’ve seen him

Shaaark...say it ain't true lol Tyson Fury 'wants Oleksandr Usyk fight called off' as footage of boxing star on crutches sparks fan alarm WWW.GBNEWS.COM Boxing fans believe Tyson Fury wants his fight with Oleksandr Usyk called off after the 35-year-old...

it all equals more people watching mate which equals more ppv buys more money in his lads pocket

Even though i want Fury to win it's sad his old man as turned a lot of the British public off him winning.

I'd have to disagree as I really dont like the vermiand say the raiders the best here

It’s been suggested before when poor old wolfie was posting lol

I did mine when I left hunt service. Thought it would be good to have under my belt. Clipped a kerb on my first test and failed, passed second time. Did a couple of weeks multi drop delivering furniture and it was an experience I won't forget. Got a bit of work moving vehicles round the country, get a train somewhere and bring one back etc. that was ok. So gave it up though Not driven since. Going to be renting a 7.5 ton in next few weeks and helping a mate move back from down south and am quite looking forward to that. I didn't have 7.5 automatically on my license like some of you

Cottage pie again. Cheers Arry

Well I would eat that again was absolutely lovely highly recommend

The bloke who zapped mine said that one of his female colleagues had given birth and passed kidney stones and said she'd take the pain of birth over the kidney stones any day of the week. I often remind my wife of this...although I should add that, when giving birth, the only pain relief she had was half a paracetamol. I meanwhile was contorted on a stretcher wailing, 'Give me the morphine!' with my second attack.

Very well put Victor....The Badger IMO is the only true test for a working terrier

Fusion food...the marrage of Whitley Bay scampi and the far east .....Yyyyeyeaaahhhhh baaby,,

I think we should start a separate thread for american humour

Just had this...protein shake ...raw egg Greek yogurt and milk...