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I reckon a lot of us change as we become older,...I certainly have.... Its a natural part of advancing into old age, nothing to be ashamed of,.. but,.. it does take some getting used to.. Back in the day, I never used to keep my old dogs,....but now, my mind set has changed and whilst it would perhaps be foolishly andromorphic to think of a canine in quite the same way as a human,.. or some kind of fur baby.......I no longer begrudge them a well deserved retirement....

Well, I have promised some cooked produce photos. Tonight's tea, double pork chops....... Bloody gorgeous and now I am stuffed! Genuinly have grown to appreciate food more. We have all got used to accepting shite for convenience. Was also thinking tonight, whilst I am not personally religious, I can understand the history of saying grace and being thankful for the produce of the land.

That’s McHulls cheap curry on a Friday up the creek !

I’m a massive fan of the institution and all the history that gos with it, but the king is a massive prick cuckolding all that history to the wogs ! f**k him !

mondaystir fry...........put in a large handful of fine chopped sweetheart cabbage.....it cooked down to nuthin

Chicken casserole in a Yorkshire pudding..

Horrific What happened to people where we are even discussing the dignity of a persons funeral being compromised for profit or ineptitude

On that note, why can't anyone else in the house take the bin bag out of the bin before its so jammed with rubbish it's physically impossible to get it out without ripping it up... does my head in, just keep ramming it in, in sure they even stand on it to make more room...its not a skip ffs!

Im not a massive fan but I like the history pomp and ceremony that is almost exclusively British and the alternative, a president doesnt do it for me

MC's attitude to the forum is top notch....never seen him take an insult personally, just laughs and gives it straight back

It would be funny if it wasn't true

look at the alternative.....President Blair Vice president prescott ....President corbyn vice pres' abbott............

I believe in the institution of monarchy. But believe the current lot need their heads chopping off and a grand gladiatorial contest arranged among the landed elite to chose a new set. The first job of monarchy should be to defend us, our land and the altar and crown. If they don't do that it should be contested via mortal combat.

doing the belly pork as we speak.....put in some cider vinegar.....that really did the trick...it tasts a bit tangy and appley now....i shall leave it now to bubble away ..then heat it up for a hour tomorrow....remove from the pot and thicken the sauce up with some cornflower...jobs a gooden anyway thats the plan

Griddled chicken breast with garlic and thyme roast new spuds and a leek, white wine and cream sauce, few carrots

As a nation,compromising is what got us into this mess in the first place and it will continue to do so.......we have to let go of this fear and start using very strong language....Ethno nationalism has a moral standard that puts the native population first....its a very strong standard saying we dont care who you are or where you come from you are going to have to stand behind the native British population......people can put labels on us and call us names but we have to protect our own people from the diversity that is being put into positions of power....diversity is not acting on behalf of

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Oh don’t even start obviously the car keys live on the side of the couch and the bank card on the mirror shelf in the en-suite bathroom , where else would they live ? these mysteries also align with “have we got any cat food ? “ or making the f***ing bed or fake eyelashes on every f***ing surface in the house , or mascara on the carpet , or standing on a pair of eyebrow tweezers or not putting a bag in the bin and finding it full of empty st tropez spray tins . Does my canister in , feel like max from wolf of Wall Street for the first hour I get back in from work .

Oh and another one.....bin liners/black bags !......how the f**k are you supposed to get the c**ts open Ive just literally had a fight with one,started off trying to cleverly rub the top between my fingers,nothing.....licked my fingers to get a bit more purchase,nothing.....tried the same manoeuvre at each corner,nothing.....looked several times to make sure im at the open end of the bag,check complete......tried rubbing the entire thing between my hands to force an edge up,nothing.....tore an inch down in order to prise it apart,nothing......shook it around in circular motions like som

Bunch of f***ing weirdos...

Sad moment for the country when the Queen passed away, just my opinion.

Yeah, but you end up with a retirement home. I have a 13, 11 and a almost 10 year old here, amongst others. The 10 and 11 year old can still hunt fairly well. The 11 year old Mali is deaf ish and I refuse to walk it. That has become my Misses job and she sometimes takes the 13 year old Springer/Lakeland. The 13 year old would love to work but the lack of teeth and its hypermobile rear end says no. She will still get involved on local walks, loves a rodent and will swallow them if is she gets a chance. One of the greediest dogs I've had, its bitten the hand that feeds it may times

Pot roast beef yesterday tonight was Cumberland sausage, cream mash, cavolo nero and home made shallot gravy ( P.S. the sausages were chipolata style so I had a couple more)

Something I’ve found a bit strange lately is if I’m driving my work van is if i see someone walking a really old dog a thought comes in my head of good ol dog or maybe even bless or something of that nature i don’t know if it’s I’m getting a bit sentimental with age or if it’s because I’ve a old runner here that keeps the sofa warm. I never used to think like that I seem to get the thought of I bet that’s been a good loyal dog for its owner even if it’s only a pet dog. Any of you lads/lasses as you’ve aged/matured abit sort of think like that or am I just going soft in the head

I couldn’t SEE a hare at 500 yards, never mind slip on one , mate ! I can think of nothing more boring than seeing a dog towed around for 12 minutes, these days I like to be on and off in double quick time . I don’t need to travel to Hull to see saluki types run, I’ve had them, here and their country of origin, and I’ve got hares and roe 100 yards from my house. mC’s a good lad, he has a laugh, doesn’t get offended when I wind him up, and from what I’ve seen of his dogs and kennels, he has them in great nick. I think he just gets a bit “over enthusiastic “ at times ! LOL !

I’ll be starting fishing shortly; I hope the trout are biting as quickly as you are these days mate ! LOL ! Cheers.

Said loads of times theyre keeping them alive for themselves not for the dog

Chicken nuggets chips and salad for me this evening

Apparently she was pregnant by her aunties fella,the one they found dead in mysterious circumstances....

Womens hygiene is just a mystery to me at times,my ol woman is immaculate in every way.....yet the other day i caught her using my electric toothbrush...." what do you think you're doing thats my one " i says......" my one's packed up i just thought id use yours "........" yeah but sharing a toothbrush is f****n mingin whats wrong with you " i says......." well i have a lot worse of your bodily fluids than that in my mouth what difference does it make " she says.......must admit i didnt really have an answer

Yes but I bet you had half a pound of truffles in that omelette instead of mushrooms .

I like the British countryside and it’s villages I like standing by the Thames in the old dock areas of London at 4am on a summer morning with a strong mug of sweet tea when the water is like a mirror. I like the smell of hop fields in Kent I like the idea of the nation we used to be now only available in memory of story’s told by parents and grandparents and in old films. I like how British people get excited about absolutely nothing I used to like talking to all the market traders in Deptford and Roman Road when I was little I like chatting to British shop gi

This should be good

many years ago in norwich jamy oliver opened up a small resteraunt .....it was horrifically expensive and always totally packed out........then all of a sudden people stopped going...then couple of weeks later it closed...never to be seen again.. these type of places have a shelf life..

i am not actually ditch,but I have never smoked nor drank,some people piss their money away or smoke like a chimney,we all have different priorities,I actually went in to eat at the steak place to celebrate but last minute decided on the chippy,I have had plenty of days eating cold beans from a tin with a spoon in the past.

He may well emerge from his shell and grow in confidence

looks like 8 chips to be..........people are stoopid enough to buy it ...£32 quid for chopped spud and a bit of fish....... beyond belief.................emperors new clothes syndrome methinks

A lot of what you are lifting from mate is based around the famous English poem “paradise lost “ by John Milton , which aligns with the train of lucifer as a free thinking leviathan against gods autocratic rule . Milton wasn’t a mason either

8/10 for me and Mrs Mack it was better than Gary eats review.

Suppose its ok if your 12 years old or never done the real thing

I get what your say , but I never killed anyone or pillaged anyone's land so there's not alot I can do about it , I also wouldn't try and tell someone how to live in there own country I no its a bit like burying my head in the sand but I genuinely don't care what other people do in there countries and how they want to live , I don't realy care for 99% the people in britan either unless there family or live under my roof , I'd never go to someone else's country and tell them how live as its nothing to do with me but In the same light I wouldn't have foreigners telling me how to live in my own c