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Just go slowly don't rush it don't want to give him stage freight rub his ear at the same time

This is what I find amusing about the anti Trump/Epstien thing……here’s a question to everyone bumping that narrative ! Let’s just say, for the sake of argument, Trump did go to Epstein’s island and ride an under age girl……do you all want to continue to let Muslims destroy you and your world because of it ? Are you happy to let China take over the world because of it ? Like what the f**k is your point ?, are you saying “we’re so sorry about it that we want you to destroy us, we deserve it” I just don’t get this constant self flagellation by the west ?……I ain’t sorry for being

Somebody has taken iworkwhippets crown I think

Mrs went to Morrison's tonight for à mother's Day present came back with a young kitten pissed wet through as thin as a lat apparently part of a litter that's been dumped it came up to her crying so she couldn't leave it all my dog's are broken to cats it's currently asleep between 3 of them when she said she is staying I disagreed but the Mrs is seriously hostile so it's staying and they say working dogs is cruel and they are ill treated never know anyone dump a pup at that age

As above, has anyone seen or heard from him? I saw he hasn't been on here since January so I texted him last week but no reply. Rang him last night - "This person's phone is not available" message. Any news guys? Cheers, D.

Nice old guy same as Corbyn. But no political nous or credibility. Mick Lynch or somebody with the same views would suit me. Somebody who speaks for the ordinary people of the UK. There's pressure groups and lobbying groups for every interest or section of society except us. Politicians are having their ears bent and bungs given for 'causes' which are not in our interests. Far from it. As the only leftie in the village, I promise to be quiet when we get the same levels of civilisation as the nordic countries. I would accept French and German civilisation as a step forward

Last night's Spag Bol from next doors, carrots in it but very tasty nonetheless Cheers, D.

I’ve been a member here for a long time and this is genuinely the first time I have ever seen a man ask how to wank off a dog ! Did you log into the wrong forum mate ? lol

Bit of log cutting for me this morning burning a bit less now but still a twice weekly chore

Ursula is a globalist, she doesn’t believe in the nation state, she was voted into her position by a handful of like minded people, not the people of any country. She revels on being on stage as an equal to Presidents and Prime Ministers who WERE voted in by the people, she heads a trading block, not a country but wants such alignment politically that the EU becomes a de facto country and the member countries become nothing more than provinces. Starmer is in thrall to the EU, it doesn’t matter that we voted to leave, he is doing everything he can to take us back in piecemeal, so it gets t

In Europe, do you think Putin or Ursula Von De Layon is more your enemy ?……out of those two, who has hurt Europe and indigenous Europeans the most ?

Excellent news Jukel I won't be ringing any bells, they told me from day 1 (August 2023) it was terminal but I'm still batting and looking fairly well set in the crease for the time being Cheers, D.

I was listening to Jacob Rees-Mogg talking to an economist the other day and he said in the early 40’s you could take a pound note into the Bank of England and they would honour the promise to “pay the bearer on demand” as paper money was just a promissory note, and you would get a gold sovereign in return . Now the pound had less than 400th of the buying power it had in the 40’s and a sovereign costs more than £800 ! They both agreed fait currencies are worthless and central banks can increase or decrease the money supply as the markets demand. The vast majority of Britain’s s

Do you think he'll need a paving slab or two to stand on to reach?...

Look what you’ve started you naughty little dog wanking munchkin you ! lol

We are all terminal mate. We just have to make the most of what we have left.

If you want him to really enjoy it use your mouth

Especially not iworkwhippets . He'd have his wrinkly old todger out before we'd even got under the blanket

There's not a Police force anywhere in the UK,that could stop a few hundred migrants if they kicked off and wanted to do folks harm mate...this country is f****d,Police are no more than glorified social workers....when they do start blowing stuff up..will be the old,'they were known to us but deemed no threat' by our government

Youd be in for a battle dunt forget what that pup did 2 its grown kennel mate in lower town hull

Drives everyone around the twist

You could choke him out as you beat the meat ,erotic asphyxiation

Birds eye chicken dippers (or minced poultry bumholes)...homemade Korean style stir fry sauce..

she was one tough lady

There’s a story about lads getting caught poaching police found a vid of Artificially Insemination of a bitch on phone tried charging him for sexual act on dogs

Good shout, nice man old Bird.

Have you ever been driving and thrown a cigarette end out of the car window and a few minutes later there's a funny smell? You turn round and see that it's your Nan fingering herself in the back seat. Cheers, D.

Mount Cuntmore

Not that I’m trying to act blase’ about it because I don’t want a war as much as the next bloke, but in reality does anyone think the current mental illness permeating the world don’t end in catastrophe of some kind ?……I’ve said for years in conversations on here, that’s exactly how I think it ends up. Its all alright saying all this “be kind” and “they just want a better life” and “a man is a woman” and “tax more, tax more” while at the same time borrowing more than we can ever pay back and using all of it to decimate the society’s that built the world…..but in reality, it’s f***ing insa

They do a mean salt & chilli squid and special fried rice as well !

Well, that was bloody lovely

Couple of Roast Partridge. Cheers Arry

Here's my mate ringing his bell. Apparently there is a tradition on the ward that patients who have had successful treatment sing a song or perform a poem. One patient roller_ skated out of the ward, down the corridor and out of the main door. My mate couldn't think of anything so just invited the nurses to join him for a drink. Which turned into a few drinks.

Vindaloo masala..........bit of a ring scorcher......

Shop keeper Mohammed Ali was stabbed 23 times in a robbery. After 2 weeks on life support his family have had to take the heartbreaking decision…..to close the shop and go and visit him !

Back about 04 I was at a dog show.I had gotten there early.The person who was supposed to pick Tom up from airport didn't show.I was asked to hop in another man's truck and pick Tom up.While driving this man's truck I got a chew of tobacco as I always do.Not thinking it wasn't my truck and I didn't have a spit bottle.I quickly found a McDonald's cup and started spitting in it.Picked up Tom.We had a good day.Treadmill races. Hang time competition.I was driving home that night when my cell phone rang.The man who owned the truck had drank from the cup while driving Tom back to the airport.When he

Imagine his misses face when she checks his search history later ...

It's a shame , because I love the cinema . I get in there all excited , get my popcorn and coke , then as soon as it goes dark , I'm fast asleep. One time I fell asleep, and dropped one of those big buckets of popcorn all over the floor and the people in front , and another time I was fast asleep and my phone started ringing( id turned it off ) . I woke up , jumped up to get it out of my pocket , then started swearing because I couldn't stop it ringing . I was stood there like a right c**t swearing and cussing, when I realised it wasn't my phone , it was some other blokes phone , and h

Lol again mate how anyone believes this nonsense its the eu fu ding the trips they dingy crossers aren't paying a penny

September he'll be up on the tops near me like all my dogs have been from pups. . Some pastured land that's boxed with Yorkshire stone wall around . Give him something easy to run at first. He's got the speed now defo not a plodder like one on here hoped

Its middle March now mate im done weeks ago lol white deaths getting ready for next season. Don' worry and ill be using him plenty yet to bitches lol

I'm meeting a friend tomorrow who has just finished his last course of treatment. Apart from tiredness, he hasn't had any side effects . The ward sister rang a special bell to send him on his way and to signify successful treatment. He's now officially in remission.