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simple old skool pork was melt in yer mouff...covered in English herbs and served up with Bramly apple sauce...

Pot roast beef today, I need to get some crusty bread for dipping in the leftover gravy

The full moon means the tidal Severn comes up over the weir into the upper part and pushes all the way up to Tewkesbury the lock keeper told us not to go out until after the tide had receded but we had a deadline and the boat owner was waiting for us so we went out anyway was al very exciting and a bit arse twitching but we made it safely back and the owner got to spend last night on her boat few pics of the last 8 miles on the canal and home

Will watch that later. I've just took on a new member of staff in my buisness. She is a local farmers wife, the farm isn't doing to well so was looking for extra work. She is up milking at 4am and then comes and does a day with us and does the milking after plus all other work and duties. She was telling me her 9 year old son gets up and does the milking with her everyday at 4am ( his own choice ). She said the other morning he was knackered and snoring so she left him in bed. She went and started the milking and at 6am he came running down the yard with a torch in the pissin down rain shouti

From puppy to adult So she got her first catch last night was wet and a good strong wind we had 3 decent squatters she caught on third straight retrieve with no effort completely natural instinct was to bring it back She got her catch coursing between sheep well impressed with her stayed fully driven on rabbit and when I say she coursed through the sheep easily 50 sheep in a fairly small field so I was super impressed for her with the stock and catch and the retrieve she has been fully stock broke since young and the retrieve was taught young was impressive to see how easy it w

Never heard of the open tent effect . Do you mean placebo effect

Foreign muck for tea

I’m driving mate , not even a thought regardless . Chings for f***ing Doylums monging there way through life with no responsibilities. my brother who is a year older than me is a absolute disaster of a wreck head , chinged up till 4 on a weds morning type as standard sketch . The epitome of what this thread was opened up on . He lurches from one disaster of a life choice to another , I can barely spend more than ten mins in his company before trying to lay hands on him . ironically a lot of my mates are bang into the sniff still but it’s aged them , they look haggard as f**k

Homemade crumble the wife made. With oats in the crumble to combined the mixture together. Brilliant way this for crumble. With a sprinkle of caster sugar on top. Happy Happy Happy.

I don't know....I find it's a handy place to meet vulnerable women. And if not.....at least stock up on sausage rolls at the buffet

I’ve seen this point addressed yesterday actually in something I was watching, no, not all Muslims are extremists but about 10% of Muslims follow the particular creed of the Quran that is extreme…..that puts the number of “extremists” at about 50 million worldwide ! Now, if you are allowing millions of people to enter your country with zero vetting of any kind who do you think you are going to get ? As for the yids, why are people even lumping them in with the same conversation ?…….its ludicrous ! At no point ever did a terrorist attack happen in Britain and everyone went “Ye

I've worked on coke heavy sites, it's no fun , mood swings , their own mates selling it to them, even seen guys crying on the job totally fecked , I've had to share digs with guys who spunk all their money on coke ask to borrow a few quid on Monday, it's a sad lonely existence. I've declined work where I know I'll be the one doing piss tests etc to cover the others. I'm guilty of having too many beers now and again but it doesn't compare to the wreckage of cocaine... thankfully the more extreme sites are behind me , although it's going on ,on most large sites , I try and avoid those ....

That’s just reminded me of when my missus returned from a long haul flight and her wrist was seriously swollen and painful. I took her straight to A & E and the duty doctor said” what have we here ?” I said “my diagnosis is carpal tunnel cartilage swelling putting pressure on the median nerve and blood supply veins”. He looked shocked and said “yes , yes, what treatment do you suggest ?” I said “ how would I know ? It was just a wild guess, I’m not a doctor !” That was my wife’s cue to give me an elbow in the ribs and suggest I leave the room As it happens, my

Some cheap lamb ribs about to come off...

I'm with Arry. I've had my x trail for around 6 or 7 years , and I've worked it pretty hard in that time. It's a brilliant all rounder . It drives like a car on the motorway and about town , and it's more than acceptable in the mud . It's got good ground clearance, without needing a step up to get in it . It's by far the best 4x4 I've ever had on fuel . It's got a 6ft(easily accessible) load space in the back , and it still drives fine with half a ton of hard-core in the back. All things considered, it's been by far the best car that I've ever owned. Mine is coming up on 190,0

Thought this would have been your choice of ride Dai ?

Something Japanese.....Small land cruiser ,like a Prada etc in 3 door,Toyota RAV4 XT4 pre 2.2 engine shape with the 2 L d4d engine or an old nissan X trail.2/3 k max..Rav and x trail both cheap for parts and pretty much bomb proof, land cruiser will last forever..if I could find a good one,with no rot...then I'd buy another fourtrak,hands down,my favourite and the best 4 X4 /dog bus I've owned send it anywhere ...I've had a R reg Hilux pick up,W reg 2.5 non turbo L200 double cab ,old 03 plate Ranger, wouldn't own another,money pits....same as the freelanders , discoveries, defenders..if I wa

You should have asked me ! Cheers.

Walked past a grown man standing at a bus stop this morning who was wearing a baseball cap. Grown men wearing baseball caps is a pet hate of mine but get that many like them, each to their own. This was a proper bobby dazzler though, blood red with a black prancing horse logo on it. He was waiting for a bus wearing a Ferrari hat. FFS man!

Well iv been using ibuprofen for knee pain for years a mate mentioned wrapping cabbage leaves around the knee I don’t know if it’s all in the mind like a gazebo effect but what I do know is the cabbage leaves are staying on the knee

Yes.... none of us every admitted to a sore anything as the mixture smelt so bad. So I guess yes....it did stop us saying things hurt.

To be honest , it’s a bit of a band aid as I’m meant to be away with work on the Sunday since this was planned. current options are : plan a ) night out, hone by 2ish , theee at the latest . Both drinking. Survive in work for a day . plan b ) day clubbing about half an hour away , home by midnight tops , her drinking , me off to work bright and fresh plan c ) this is the most likely . Plan b escalates into inclusive of plan a , Sunday 6 am sees me and her , unable to stand the sight of each other , arguing about something i probably did and until then unaware of, in abo

Clowns who treat an outing To the tip like a f***ing Enid blyton scene . taking an age to decide whether a deck chair is metal or general waste and asking the opinion of every c**t whose every worn a hi vis jacket Usually with an early teens boy with a hair cut like Bonnie Tyler in some shit team like palace or Bournemouth top , laughing at home much he is carrying , “tee hee look at Timothy ! By Jove he’s got half the wardrobe there!” Watch out Timothy , you’ll get a f***ing back hand mate cause I’ve got f**k all to loose stood in the rain on a Sunday waiting on you to stop japing

Anything jap .. but make sure it's not rotten.

I don’t think anyone ever chose footwear for a funeral “to make an impression”.

Being serious though.....it's amazing that a woman who put hurty words on a tweet was remanded and jailed.....yet a Syrian rapist (suspected) who changed his name to jihad was allowed to walk free. You can only laugh at it really because it's just absolutely bonkers

If going around in a wheelchair with no teeth and hardly able to speak at 50 is a canny innings I can’t imagine the years have been kind to you bud

True story,few years ago i went to a funeral,I bought a really good pair of shoes especially for the occasion with the intention of returning them after the cremation,put tape over the soles so as not to mark them when walking in the cemetery grounds,peeled the tape off afterwards,gave the shoes a wipe over,voila,refunded cash.

Iv been in construction 45 years and never seen so many Monday Mongs on site as in the last couple of years what a f***ing waste of money

Baseball caps are good to keep your glasses clear in the rain........lol!

Heard some English guy use the term ‘baby mother’ the other day, in a take on the American ‘baby mama’. Just fcking stop please.

It is kind off 4pm till 10pm

Road works with nobody working on them . The main culprits round here is usually a company called cadent who’s specialty is seemingly digging the main entrance/exit routes in to local towns causing absolute chaos for weeks and sometimes longer and then only having the odd person working on them once in a blue moon

It just looked like it had plenty of meat in it , and it was going to taste great . I could see it being washed down with a generous slice of homemade apple pie , and lots of cream , and served by a mature , yet very pretty , large breasted lady , that had all the answers to lifes many mysteries . You've just burst my bubble mack . It's no wonder that I've never travelled beyond the isle of Wight. I just couldn't stand the crushing disappointment .

Oh well done! I suppose you imagine you scored one over the exclusive shoe shop!! Well what about the unsuspecting high end tart who bought those faux leopard skin stilettos after you'd infected them with millions of mackem verruca spores? Poor sad bitch. She will no longer be able to walk the streets of Mayfair. Instead she will be unable to work, have to claim disability and smoke crack all day. What an existence, and all your fault. I thought you were better than that. Twat!

If they insist on wearing green and hiding in bushes can I be blamed.

I'll try that excuse next time I slot a beater

Truckstop food in a culinary desert mel,send me a hamper from Fortnum and masons ASAP (please).

So that's rural Ireland struck off the list of places to enjoy the final 3rd of my life. Sounds like Gateshead! Cheers WILF.

No Southerner worse

It makes me cringe when folks say well done to me as i did know better and did know what it does to folks and i shouldn't have gone there in the first place as i changed a few folks lives and not for the best, so what is there to feel proud of?..

Saturday morning departure Tewkesbury onto the Severn for 9am then a bum twitching couple of hours down to Gloucester

Back home after an epic trip 10metre tide on the Severn gale force winds and some big waves got to Stratford for 8 am Friday to find the boat leaning on its side due to a lack of water in the basin so first job put the boat in gear on full throttle and pull it out on ropes then an 11 hour ride down the Avon arrived at Tewkesbury for 730 last night next the Severn

It’s like this mate, if your 30 to 40 and stood round in a pub making regular trips to the bog with a load of other gonks that look just like you then it’s time to have a f***ing word with yourself !……..driving to work with all the hair falling out your nose and having nose bleeds when you have a mrs and a couple of nippers indoors depending on you is a c**ts turnout !

I think any middle aged man doing young man’s things is sad as f**k…..I don’t know about anyone else but I remember being in my 20s and seeing blokes in their late 30s, 40, mid 50s in the pubs and clubs off their face and trying to hold on to their youth and I used to think “f**k off you sad prick !” They were people to be made fun of ! ………I never wanted to be that bloke. I did plenty before I had something to live for, enjoyed (mostly) every f***ing minute but as the poem says, there comes a time to put away childish things.

My last job was working with people with addiction,the amount of people I used to see and from all walks of life ,a lot who take coke really believe it's ok to do it because it's the in drug , It turns people into scum bags that don't give a toss about anyone not even themselves in the end . This government like the last spends millions on immigrants, Ukraine etc but what they should be doing is spending money to help fix the problems we the British people have ,

Just getting started for this season, this will be her first full season now she’s 15 months old, I had her out a handfull of times at the back end of last season, she has a very solid mark on her and is nice and calm round the nets,