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Down on the coast today Beesands. Beautiful day slight on shore breeze. Went for a meal at the Britannia shack on the beach. Crab salad for me. The Wife had Goujons. Couldn't believe it after coming out of the Shack looked up and there was a Red Kite only about 100 foot up only the second one I've seen in Devon. Cheers Arry

Hopefully the young lads found , but can’t say it’s looking to good for him , end of the day he s got family worried about him Certainly wouldn’t want to be in their shoes at this moment

peasant food but lovely

Salmon followed by crumble with custard (from the garage)

light supper

Last job of the day

I've got a son the same age.poor parent's.i hope he's found alive.

A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step mate, people need to dig in for the long haul and not moan or faultier it will take 5/10 years to even begin unravelling the shit we have been dealt there is no quick fix to this mess

Salad a la compacta (small plate big meal)

When I was a kid 'powder my nose' was a polite way for a woman to say she was going for a pee. I was at a wedding recently and the toilets suddenly became unisex with both genders snorting powder and smoking something that ponged like donkey shit. There was a lot of groaning in one cubicle which I believe was a couple enthusiastically mating. I felt like a walking relic. I wanted a pee but couldn't perform with females about..... Please no jokes. Penis malfunction whether erect or flacid is no laughing matter. Had to go outside for a pee in the bushes. The whole event gave me

Went shopping with my good lady earlier (bag carrier) and took her to her favourite restaurant for a perfectly cooked churrasco de lomo.

Had lunch in Covent Garden,Mrs M checked her trades online and said “I earned £X while sitting here eating oysters in the sun” result!!! so we spent the full day in the city and had Italian in Fulham for dinner.

He was talking to me you c**t

Great actor, played a great part in Kelly's Heros

Precisely, people on different frequencies. I choose to be around up beat people who's cups are half full and always doing something, learning new things ect and generally enjoying life. Rather than the negative frequencies of others. Life's far too short to be unhappy.

My Mrs buys our glasses online, ask the optician for a copy of your prescription and just shop away……they wanted over €600 for my wife’s last prescription and about €400 for mine. Got them online for just over €100 the both…..pick any designer frame you want or whatever suits, cheap as chips. The optician always gives you a sour look when you ask for your prescription but f**k em, they must have been pulling peoples pants down for years.

England have an embarrassment of talent, yet play some of the most boring football I’ve seen yet in the tournament. Just seen Kyle Walker interviewed saying “it’s tough coming to these hostile environments”.., it looked like England fans had most of the stadium ffs. They were booing a bit at the end mind lol.

Mate, Im 100% anti immigration, Im also 100% for sending back the fckrs that are already here, I know the pitfalls of having them in the country....but we still cant go around murdering them because of what they MIGHT do, Ive been preaching about this shit 40 odd fckn years but I still cant advocate murder en masse

These are two of my summer visitors Sean. The ginge is a demon but funny as hell.

One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife. "Hello," he starts, "I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?" "Yes. My husband and I use it during sex," she answers. The researcher is taken aback. "Um, er, I admire you for your honesty," he continues. "Can you tell me exactly how you use it?" "Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in."

Bummed to death...with a bad leg and dying of thirst

Mack certainly lives good life! good luck to him

Deffo, write from being a kid I've all ways ad a positive mind set. At 16 my mams brother who is a self made man , travelled the world and enjoys life gave me a book called How to win friends and influence people, how to stop worrying and start living by Dale Carnegie. It's an old book, but gave me positive vibes. I've all ways silently people watched and enjoyed up beat folk.

Was it Wolfies?

can you imagine if they done it to a mosque there would be uproars they all need a good kicking

Thought barrymore put his fags out in the pool

Ive used the 1 day ones for over 30 yrs...riding a bike/swimming etc,they are alot easier these days to get in and out

Its a Funny old world we live in mate....you can be the biggest cnut going..get caught out...tell tales....carry the f**k on One of the reasons Im just an ordinary Joe...I couldn't live my life like that

I wasn't offended in the slightest, Phileas. But thanks for keeping me in mind. I have nothing further to add, you c**t.

Tango the b*****ds with permanent marker paint see how they like it. Cheers Arry

Nissan micra??

The very reason I started wearing glasses, my arms weren't long enough to get the tape measure in focus lol. Been using verifocals for 6 months and they're dead on. Have you tried contacts, I use them while mountain biking and it's made a huge difference.

Just been listening to this on ITV news. As you can imagine his mother heads all over the place. Said it's not like him he's pretty clued up street wise. Wouldn't surprise me if some b*****ds done something too him. I've seen & heard that alot of tourist area's are not wanting brits over there not just us brits tourism all together.

What does it matter as long as it doesn’t spill into your life, people are still dealing with the bloke everyone can see what you see there choices and they alone have to deal with the consequences of those choices, you would be very surprised how little money it takes for most folk to lose all there morals, values and common sense, it’s also not good giving labels to people just on guesswork he may be a little bit more switched on than your average dealer or plod may be just giving him enough rope to hang himself if he is a big player, you seem to be doing ok in life and that’s all that reall

The groaning from the toilet was probably the bird paying for her sniff, and before stiffy judges me I have never done sniff as it turns people into total pricks imo

It was funny to me mate I am a c*nt lol I read it humorously but I think you offended shaaark.

Yesterday I put a few pieces of really nice music on and spent an hour just cruising the streets of central London people watching and matching different pieces of piano music to people/individuals in the streets,frequencies and energies,most people don’t understand but you can spot upbeat people and those who aren’t quite as positive,you just have to tune into your surroundings and read them.

Nope,some people just have off days,I am just one of those who doesn’t,I actually thought this yesterday in London,people operate on different frequencies,take a little time to observe people and you will see what I mean,life is beautiful,I have just been to the gym,having a cup of tea now and pondering the day ahead (and don’t forget,time is precious,use it or lose it).

It’s probably a sign of how well our friends know us; they brought my wife, amongst other things, the chocolates and a rather nice bottle of wine….they brought me two freshly baked pork pies from the local farm shop, a bottle of craft gin and a packet of Bombay Mix ! Cheers.

Thankyou for such a comprehensive answer ,I have no further questions you c**t

Nothing ventured nothing gained.If I was gunna go down that route I think I'd still wanna go for a stud that leaned a bit more towards the greyhound

Lettuce, peas, carrots, onions and calabrese coming on well at min and few pot marigolds and nasturtiums to keep the mrs happy oh and a row of sunflowers to keep the kids interested

This bitch was sired by Doxhope Knights Errant and the dam was a racing bred greyhound, a sister to Westmead Hawk; This bitch I have now has Doxhope Knights Errant as a grand sire and the dam is an Irish coursing bred greyhound, sired by the coursing champion Mafi Magic. Cheers.

The Tory’s are going to lose, and lose big, even if Reform stood down every candidate. It doesn’t matter if Labour have 100 majority or a 300 majority, it’s going to be a landslide. Nobody wants to vote conservative for the simple reason the Tory’s are “Conservative “ in name only, with the “One Nation” wing of the Conservatives being basically LibDems, what’s the point of people on the right voting for them ? If Reform get a handful of seats , but five or six million votes, after the election the rump of the Tory’s still with seats should all defect to Reform and form a decent oppos

Voted Conservative all my life, never again, all they've done is be a whipping boy for the WEF and rob us blind. Eighty seat majority and they still didn't overture the BS hunting ban, Reform this time, at least I'll feel like I've tried to make a difference.

I’d rather poke my eyes out with a cocktail stick REFORM all the way Labour & Conservatives are the same and it’s good to see Nigel Farage Giving both party’s grief, three weeks to go and I reckon he’s got a lot more tricks up his sleeve, he’s a clever bloke.