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Mate dropped round couple brace of Partridge last night. Two for the freezer. Two for tonight. Cheers Arry.

Out of splodge line Mick. Wetter the better

Ffs shark, you took that too far haha what of your kids check your search history man haha haha

You wouldn't like my tea then, Dopiaza home made from scratch. Possibly my best one yet and I'm not risking the shining lights from the curry house.

Still lifting with them here Don

Cat burglar that kills cats! Mate there’s somethings you keep to yourself my dads a pigeon man and theyres ways and means to keep someone’s pet from going where you don’t want it simple as that same with the burglarly we did daft shit when you get we’re not on here boasting as adults better hope the dog rolls hares or you have it on tick tock knocking pet cats over with dance tunes over the video back of the football pitch line some teenager.

My old Doberman put a few fox to ground; Couldn’t in a million years be called a “fox dog” but she enjoyed being out with the lurchers. Cheers.

One with

That’s wat iv been trying to say ffs haha

It's something I'm not against or see a problem with I can just take it or leave it now there's worse things to be at and bangers drinking is proably one of them lol joint go to bed or be a bangers 6 beer and fight the world beat the dog trys to beat the wife until she beats him and shoves her finger up his bum shows him who's boss

Bitch

I had this miniature Doberman Pinscher, ( I think the Americans call them a Rat Terrier. It was bred in Ukraine, gifted to my daughter in Dubai, she took it to Australia, then it ended up with me. I ended up getting it put down as it was completely insane….would launch itself at any dog, would stand barking at its dinner for 10 minutes, it was a liability. Cheers.

Think people need to relax on here very very very hyped up scott everyone's owns a wanker lurcher or dog at one point or the other or there's that saying there's always going to be better there only dogs

Well done Bulgaria atleast they have a backbone

You've licked an arsehole bangers even if you was pissed up and it was dark

Should be says old, not told, an I’m instead of am ffs, did you even to go school haha must be an expensive working man’s club haha haha should use that to buy a decent terrier pal ffs haha

If that's what you do Bangers, you're a bigger wanker than I thought you were, if that's possible! Cheers, D.

I dono you seem to be putting the weight on big time

You ever tried cooking your sausages?

Try guinea fowl curry,you might like it.

I’d have gave the whole bird to the ferrets … turkey is the most exotic I’d go bird wise ….

We climbed that huge wall to check it, passed dog over, dog marked an we let it in, then phoned big k, got him to phone the caretaker to come an open the gates for us, k ended up driving down with his lad, by time we ended there was about 7 folk watching us haha haha was a cracking day

I've his 2 sisters here havnt showed them much but he was a natural

These WMCs must really be gone to f**k these days. As an Irishman I never really spent any time in them but I’d of reckoned if a known house burglar came in flashing a wallet of cash they’d of knocked the crap out of him. One keen terrier you have there though bangers the way he squeezed into that rabbit hole you could just see he was filled with intent

From Slough head back towards Uxbridge to Black park, pick any field or woods around there. Also round there is some nice lakes, which I used to fish as a youth, they used to be on the same ticket as the big gravel pit I fished just up the road at Denham/Harefield. Plenty in the river Colne right upto the M1 & trout used to be in the Chess, never give the canal a look for fishing, I probably put more fish in their than I ever caught , around Hayes, Southall as a youth! But its a good wildlife corridor along the Colne valley. All around that area used to be good for mooching about, fur

Out of splodge id say

Bangers has got a fan club he's as bad as hull

Yeh probably be ideal for you fast quick types...they will level out 24 inch 40lb...an inch or two either side... I know I'm busting his balls on here...well that's what you do with mates...but he's a good guy is Max...and a good dog man...

Homemade Christmas cake not a fan of icing so after it’s finished soaking up alcohol gets fed brandy every other day it will be sealed with an apricot glaze been going for over a month and soaked up half a bottle of brandy so far Mmmmmm

My good friend Lee been in touch and asked me to put this post up they sound just the job these.. Lee put splodge to fettle to get the rough bitch vanola.. They then put Westmead hawk to to Sharon's hollie to get art banksie.. They then lined art banksie to vanola to get izzy..izzy is the brindle broken coated bitch.. They then put snickers a pure saluki out of nero to belle my old bitch.. Belle 1/2 saluki 1/4 greypund 1/4 coursing lurcher.. Sire was to belle was sky warrior non ped scratch racing champion I need to put the dogs in order as per the

Take it easy pal, fcuk work off for a week or so, my youngest had flu last week an it literally wiped him out an he is feral an don’t sit still, ended up in bed for days get everythin ye can to help an chill out till ye feel better

Don’t wind him up, dont want him punching more pensioners about the wmc ffs haha

I stayed open ( food retail ) all through covid , had some staff try it on with me. But the ones that stayed loyal and worked 6 days a week and long hours to keep us open and trading I gave them all a grand bonus each for being loyal and working hard and there still with me today and we only a very small buisness . A shady family relative who had a shady buisness , him and his wife got furlough on there directors wages , plus the government hand out for 3 buisness and got 3 bounce back loans and now they gone bump again.

Got some spare rib slab on the smoker..

Says told mole trapper there lol. Am off up to WMC at 2 good old afternoon on ale my old fruit. You sit on here talking babel like always. Or go find yourself a runner.

I’ve said before it will be us grubby earthy types that survive while the washers scrubbers and mask wearers will be dropping like flys

A great dogman...but has to have his mates peddle his wares on here for him.....if they was any good? he wouldn't need to come on here lol...scruffy cnut wants to get a proper job...

A knew you was a good un mate. Don't forget the hoover. Lol. On a serious note I will say Thank you. For helping the older generation mate. Not many do now it's upsetting to see them forgotten.

that's the exact word . spiteful . if it ain't i don't think it cuts the mustard . you know when they have it

For all arguments an banter iv and with the lad I like him, I think he great, goes a bit too far sometimes but fcuk not many on here are perfect, iv argued with everybody over the years mate but don’t or wouldn’t hold it against anybody, it’s all internet banter to me. Iv met loads a filk off here an they are usually all good craic, nobody should be banned, we are all men ffs of your getting your feelings hurted or can’t handle it then you turn the phone or laptop off ffs haha take it as good fun tho an it’s a fair craic haha

no offence taken bangers it is what it is . Parents work and do what i want so i took a pup . i've had the dam in my own kennel and worked her but it just hasn't clicked so ill find sumet that does . It's ok having a dog to run the odd one here and there but when you need sumet that can take 4 nights a week grafting it's a different story . you see positives and negative, they can easily be hidden if your only out once a week . i need one that can do 2/3 a night if the chance occurs along with other bits . You was taking that dog looking for a rusty few week ago. come down tonight or over the

Funny you should say that. I needed to go into hospital a couple of years ago for an op. The surgeon was most insistent that every time I visit the hospital, I scrub myself all over , until my skin was sore. He explained that due to my job , I'm probably immune to just about everything, but it stands a good chance that I could bring something into the hospital, that could kill half of the patients , as they're already weakened.

The UK is a very different place , compared to the last time we had conscription. My post above was half in jest , but it's quite true . We have a lot of good people in this country , but they're becoming outnumbered by the feckless. You can't always blame the feckless , as many have been born into nothing but benefits and a lazy lifestyle , as were there parents . They'll never understand working together , or working /fighting for the betterment of society , because it's never been part of life for them.they see a life on benefits as there role in society. I work with

Conscription couldn't work in this country . The only people that would go and fight , would be the decent British working folk . If they left to fight , who would be here to look after and feed , the millions of feckless welps that we have to feed and clothe ?. Those fuckers would just lay in bed and starve to death.

Just cleaned the old lady across the roads path of snow,its -20 with windchill,having breakfast then going ice fishing.