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I was happily retired, unexpectedly unretired for a few months , back home and now bored stiff. So I was thinking about getting a lamping dog. I was forbidden. Bitch. So she overheard a phone conversation about me and a pal buying a shrimping boat, just to fish locally in decent weather conditions. She went f****n ballistic. "How old are you? You're not twenty any more you know. You've just buggered off for months and left me recovering from an operation. Er no. You had your sister and your mate a nurse staying here. Part of the reason I took off. You're a f****n idio

Went down the pub this lunchtime and felt like I’d won the lottery. A new friend brought in a 4lb zander and then another pal brought me a haunch of roe and 2 rabbits. I had a lovely lunchtime. Guess I’m busy tomorrow. Jok.

Nothing better than free food, I’ve just dropped an old poacher who had a stroke a couple of years ago a full roe carcass off, I had to run away from him because he kept trying to give me 20 quid

Eastern fence lizard.Havent seen one in a long time.Spent my childhood hunting them.Seen 2 today.

Cottage pie and HP sauce..

Yes I have readily admitted I am bored. In fact you have made more posts than me on here. Over 3000 more. Just don't read my posts if they irritate you. I'm not everybody's cup of tea. Be nice. And people will be nice back. You bring on folks' hostility to you yourself. Remember: " it's nice to be nice".

I know the feeling My missus insists on reminding me that I’m 73, not 23 ! Usually when I tell her I’m going lamping with my p***y pal, or when I’m going coursing with my pal who is literally a third of my age, or when I say I’m going for a drink with my nephew and his ultra pals before a match ! She never mentions it when she tells me to get in the loft to fix a dripping ball valve, or go up two storeys on a ladder to clean the gutters. And she doesn’t see the joke when I say we’ve been married almost 50 years and even the train robbers and murderers didn’t get that long

They can’t hit turkey, Everyone in the south of England won’t have any f***ing teeth ! lol

Europe is on the wane and has been for decades, that’s not an accident…..it’s no accident that many things we all used to see on the news and documentary’s that we regarded as problems of the 3rd world are now daily reality’s regarded as normal in European daily life. Piles of rubbish, broken roads and infrastructure, people praying on each other, murder that’s don’t even warrant reporting now it’s that common…..I could go on. Just because people are locked inside a £400,000 new build box with a mortgage so big they will never live to see the end of it and have an Audi and a 50 inch

Total cop-out dont feel like cooking sometimes ....found a vacumn packed cassole in red wine and carrots and ready done mash on the cheap shelf at the co-op ...boughtb a small pkt of sprouts 15 mins the lot.................and it wernt half bad

Big old chicken dinner today, going to need a nanna nap after my meals on wheels run

Wife : You ain't getting another hunting dog. Me: Correct,Sweetheart,I'm getting the whole litter.

But it is the Iranians who have a hand somewhere in every brutal outrage and attack these beasts commit and that is more than a good enough reason to kill every last one of them if they support that ! One thing don’t excuse the other, but that don’t mean you should overlook these f***ing animals either.

You've got to keep getting up in the morning and pushing yourself...to many men retire at 65....sit down then two years later there in the wooden overcoat ...

When I was starting seeing my Mrs ,, we were both off work at the time and spent that halcyon 6 weeks of me out with tev dogs all afternoon , bit of tea , then out at night with her , went all over but mainly home, just up town me and her . About three weeks into tvis I decided to take her to meet my two best mates . We’ve bee inseparable since we were about 12 as a trio . so I knew they would be in a usual wed night haunt so I took her up there. We called my Mate the horse as he had one method of travel , in a direct line regardless of the obstacles, as we entered the club type venue ,

……..said nobody ever !

As a manc i have no hair left to dye ! But i could go into town and try and sell them some vegan pies lol

Bit of a stir fry with a nice bit of sirloin probably overdone it with the chilli but was good

Spending all this coin on your fancy gadgets get yourself a bsa meteor add a spring cut in half use the iron sights go out on a good moon you will still kill plenty weres the sport in nv and thermals

Omfg Where’s @gunterxos even his greeting is better than reading this air gun pish haha

Bit of current discussion but reform have a Bangladeshi national to stand at next year's elections in Portsmouth reform started of well but with all the tories jumping ship it's looking more like a reformed tory party and folk are noticing I think restore are just going to get stronger majority of folk have had enough I and my family and mates will vote restore if we get the chance without a doubt

Or why bother at all it f***ing stinks of pandering to audiences like the Saudis pathetic

And it still would be if bangers hadn’t of stole it all. WILF we will continue this some other time. Last day of the hunt season today and I am off for a few pints more than likely a few too many. Be lucky

Mine are bigger ! Found today. Cheers, D.

No offence to the Irish but the fact is, they have been so shielded from most of these things that they don’t know their arse from their elbow on these subjects. Theres a few small town napoleons going get their arse handed to them when these big old gangs of Somalians rock up not giving a shit.

Probably history’s biggest case of mis-selling, she thought she was getting Edward Cullen in his Volvo and ended with Eddie the Eagle on a mobility scooter !

I think I’ve been lucky, my old woman has always just let me be me….I wouldn’t try and be anything else anyway because I think that’s fundamentally unhealthy in a relationship but she has never “bollocked” me all the same…… Consequently I never abused her attitude and always tried to conduct myself like a proper chap and be thoughtful when I could see the situation required. Conversely, I wasn’t afraid to say “hold your f***ing horses” if I felt she was being a bit overbearing. If I want to do something I’ll do it and if I want to do f**k all I’ll do that too….. This is me,

Could be, as you say, a distraction from problems at home. But could also be about oil. If they control both Venezuelan oil and Iranian oil, then they control lots of supply to China.

He shoulda heard them putting their shoes on at the station. Wonder why bro got arrested.

Ye they reckon he's dead.

Hedge rows coming alive. Dog rose bud burst. Elder even has flowers coming. Cheers Arry

Game rooster haha I’d never met the lad before an we was both getting pups off same litter and he asked me for a lift so he could come see them haha he was my co pilot for 2 days driving to cork an back, we had a laugh, he was a funny young lad, I hope he doing well, despite his madness haha

Bit of brunch for me and Mrs Stav

Dog and bitch 6months

All way in the shit, it just varies in depth. Lol. Cheers Arry

I’m intrigued………..with or without her in doors

Nah, I'd want to fight the lazy b*****ds who won't put their trolleys back in the correct spot. And I would lose. f**k you Mack.

The kitchen sinks would be better keeping out of it

Gunty, I’ve awarded you “THL LEGENDARY STATUS” and instructed Matttell to produce an Action Man figurine in your honour ! Cheers.

Freddie 11 months old

Another very warm day, had to lose the shirt. Down to a T shirt, its February. I detect one field I call the field of dreams ive had so much good stuff from. Well these fields are the fields of broken dreams Lol. 5.5 miles and it was shit. Cheers Arry

This is from my daughters bedroom window, he’s a regular visitor