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Cottage pie tonight with extra gravy. Wifeys. Mine with some HP. Pissing down today so knocked up another Dorset Dough Cake. Cheers Arry

Ribeye steak

Bangers in the only man in British history to be arrested and charge for impersonating a hare courser

Proper butchers pork chops, colcannon and tender stem, it was very nice

Decent amount of snow yesterday,its -10 currently,wandered down a small stream and saw one large beaver which vanished as soon as it spotted me,found quite a few dams on the stream,and spotted a pileated woodpecker,they are maybe midway between pigeon and crow size,nice to see.

He sent me it the day top class breeding

You on the Valium again ?

King prawn garlic masala nice and warm on a stormy evening

Was an extra 300 notes for the pedigree mate, he may look daft but he wasn’t payin that haha

Lol more meat on them ribs than that dog

Made my first batch of chilli sauce; I used mainly jalapeños but added a few Devils Brew chillies for an added “kick”. On a scale of one to three, definitely a ! Cheers.

Your timing got to be like shaghing you think youve been on her 2 minutes when in reality its been 20 seconds lol

Been trying for the pike had a twenty yesterday

I bet a f***ing tenner to good odds when you go out with the dogs you start putting on the old accent don’t ya custy musty bruvva my good old Juk !!!! Chickens left eyebrow that was a good run

I got stopped about ten years back for not wearing a seat belt, I pulled over and up he comes to my window and opens with oh you got it on now but you never when you passed me back there so I told him I had it on since leaving home we had a little row and I told him to stick the ticket up his arse he screwed it up in a ball threw it in my face and says who do you think a judge will believe me or you so I say guess we will see, and off we go I get the summons full of lies and inconsistencies so I take loads of pics get me suite and walking stick and waddle upto the beak saying that I feel reall

A cnut has warmth and depth, I have neither.....lol

Lot of snow falling so stopped for lunch till it eases off,honey glazed chicken benedict,really nice,my good lady has BLT (and egg and some smoked salmon) and salad.

Brindle bitch is the litter sister and coming on great

Very well bred, I’m sure that pure plodder is in the breeding of Mchull’s saluki aswell

That's fine, it was directed to northerners not soft shandy drinking southern b*****ds, no offence intended.

We pulled the kids out for the day, not having my kids hiding under tables and alike, I'd emigrate first.

No good having an f1 car with a school kid behind the wheel

and woopie goldberge is her dad

I thought I was having a stroke trying to read it haha Thought i was clever deciphering 70% of the first few posts but that one made me brain bleed ffs haha

Roast Turkey leg. Cheers Arry

Your right mate was a pleasure to be out on a lovely frosty sunny morning. Cheers Arry

My lad and his mate have been braving a couple of nights on the local...sent me this at 9 o'clock yesterday evening...I popped over this morning first thing...had a few more through the night by the looks of it..

Daughter and her husband went out on on of their walks and snatched a pic

Tough one today on a big hedge should of had a few more dogs couldn't really get on them, but managed a few another couple days on it yet

No mate we take things in turns no ones a lap dog He had them.when we put em down but I humped em aswell

Back.for the grub mate I hate to waste em

You assumed correct lol yous geordies are practically Scottish anyways Ever since you washed your hands with mc his reading and writing has gone downhill again …. Do the honourable thing and give him another chance lol

Fred likes fen dogs my bitch he bred is similar just not as much saluki in it as your pup lol you shoot em she retrieves em waste bit want not aye

Unless the stacks big enough to fill his wallet he ain’t getting out bed haha

My mates grandson has a bitch pup out of the same sire and it's turning out a pleasing dog.

And that folks, is why ordinary people end up not supporting the police ! What genius in some department somewhere thinks all this persecuting ordinary people is a good idea needs turned upside down and given a good shake !

There you go...that's why you were pulled...its comon knowledge that all Audi drivers are c**ts....closely followed be BMW drivers....

Most action i can get out of silly bollox lol

anything the real deal....don't need advertising...and certainly Won't be on pets at home, Preloved or facebook for sale.... common sense

Some local mushrooms eggs and sausages from the farmer that kills his own and makes his own sausages bacon etc not a drop of fat come out during cooking just solid meat

Roast beef again today

Proper player ! RIP A lad off the same plot as me and who embodied everything I like about football.

50 upto 100 quid an hand enough for me mate im not overly keen on betting now to be fair more for the craic only ever one winner aint they A fool and his money are easily parted as your customers will know when they realise you've painted the house and aint sanded one wall or skirt lol

Have to admit i have harboured a twisted fantasy about catching a Romanian gypo in my yard some day the fun I reckon I would have torturing one of those fuckers over the course of a week. Dump the rat back at his door to inform his clan of his ordeal a bad race of people not an ounce of goodness in any of them