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5k for a handshake!!..count me in...who wants it!!.. I'll warn you up front I've got a very strong grip...lol

Just took a mate from Sunderland out for lunch to show him a bit of Olde London Town.

Translated means, you ain’t even rated enough to be allowed to broom round so they make the liability stay in the van ! I used to do similar with lads, you assign them according to ability….so the switched on lads would have switched on roles, the mongaloids could just about manage standing by a lift and pushing a button…..think about this, you ain’t even pushing a button !….you get told to wait in the motor ! lol I can imagine the morning conversations with the Forman: “Here Charlie, what shall we get the gonk doing ?” ”f***ing hell, leave that f***ing dreamer in the van,

Couple of spatchcocked chickens for my lot .....

Homemade ruby like always on a Friday evening for me and my Son.

Bitch had 5 bitches and 1 male pup this morning . All chunky pups .

I can pick and choose when,and what I do for work these days mate,1 day/3days whatever,there's no one chasing me for money or payments...that's the beauty of not living beyond your means,stuck in a job you can't stand... mortgage is paid,got nothing on tick,all owned outright,by the time I was 45,I've never wanted a big house and all the fancy trappings,flash new motor every year on HP... I leave that to the folks like you.... because your only 2 wage packets away from living on the streets and eating out of bins....the government got you right were they want you...where as I'm stepping

I reckon Dan would kick you all round your resin driveway like an empty can……I can hear the screams of “Please don’t scratch the Tesla” as I type this ! lol

I have a foot in two camps,UK and Canada,I have to be honest my lifestyle in Canada is easier and more enjoyable,I think @tillylamp and @gazjon5 got it right by moving into what is an incredible country,you can fit the UK into it 40+ times,for a country lover its incredible,miles of true wilderness, i saw 200 acres of land advertised recently for 35k sterling.I also have a bit of land i bought years ago in Asia when I had an idea for a longterm lifestyle but circumstances and mindset change.

I flew into Heathrow yesterday,I could have gone direct to Canada (thousands of fish in the river this week)but I want to be at this event,I haven't missed one yet,the last one the atmosphere was buzzing,I could have made an excuse and just not gone but that's not really who I am or what this is about,should be an interesting day.

Out foraging for Ceps/ Penny Bun / Porcinis. Got enough for a good feed and plenty to dry. Cheers Arry

And my KC whippet bitch pup 9 weeks little fireball goes back to Laguna oakbark nimrodel couple moonlake dogs and mike browns sooty Sam lord of the knight and strike while the irons hot

Here’s a thing I think most people overlook mate…….the public don’t give two fucks if you are decent and respectful ! They couldn’t care less if you took a vet, was dressed in full shooting suit and had a picnic of cucumber Sandwiches plus a collection box for the homeless…..you're killing things with dogs and it’s so far removed from their daily life they don’t need or care to know more than that ! On a wider note, my personal opinion is nobody is f***ing the dog game “more”…..it’s f****d already, nothing anyone does is going to change that……so, if those lads take a notion to c

Not his fault, just got the leccy bill ! lol

My saluki X dog pup 10 weeks out a dog called champ out sandman x 3/4 saluki grey his mother is out a import pure to digger/bonnie bred bitch. Really like this pup reserved and nothing seems to faze him good temperament

Fitted a new flu pipe over summer and have just sparked her up for the first time this year bit warm but had to have doors open as the fires been blacked and it gives off a smelly smoke the first time it’s lit afterwards just dying down to a simmer now

Leek & potato soup with truffle cheese from Dam!

Out foraging on the side of Dartmoor for the Ceps/ Penny Buns/ Porcinis. Did alright in the end after a slow start. Cheers Arry

See what you've caused with your silly f***ing U.F.O post Tomo ! You're a trouble causing c**t .

Bacon and egg,lots of black pepper on salted butter and brown sauce....and a cup of Earl Grey,with the bag left in... to wash it down @mitre

Honestly...Your cowardice knows no limits...you truly are a spineless individual...calling folks out for money,like some Plastic p**** beep,beep,beep big seagull runs for the hills You couldn't bazooka a veruca.....f***ing soft cnut

Aim for the stars roll on next winter gentlemen

Few prospects out of a Bull X breeding that are 2 heading into this season. Slower maturing batch with the mastiff blood they’ve good contact courage now that they’ve had time to grow up. Pink Collar female had a taste last season next to her old man. Looking forward to these youngsters really opening up

A quick assault over the border to see if I can nick a salmon and a couple deer. Going to park my van in front of the main doors, covered in rust and reform stickers

Travelling abilities?Mel aeroplane A-B then taxi Heathrow-Home,that’s how it went. first thing tomorrow morning Mel,105 trains Birmingham-London daily……. Your a geezer,an eboneezer,a f***ing lemon squeezer,you work on the dust,used to be a bouncer,shagged loads of lasses,jump on the train man.

Tell the truth

We're training it into Blackfriars.If you spot someone who looks like a cross between a skinhead football thug and Harry Potter with 2 pretty black girls,a blonde girl and a black fella come over and say hello.

No every time someone offers to meet him he try’s to turn it into one in truth he’d struggle to punch his way out of a wet paper bag if he wanted a proper fight for 5k I could happily arrange one for him I know plenty of lads would happily go through him faster than the kebabs he lives on for that money but I’d be embarrassed to waste there time with a know show like him

Which will inevitably come with a million conspiracy theories. As long as justice is served that's all that count, nothing will bring the poor man back.

Ffs I’ve sat down for a mug of tea and head is spinning reading all this. I’ve come to the conclusion he’s just happy people are replying to him the sad case. And yes I wouldn’t wear those runner digging bait and I’m an old c**t I’ve seen tinkers pony’s shod better

You’re a pretty funny chap, I just chuckled to myself about everyone getting onboard with £5k straightners only to find out the bloke throwing out challenges dresses up as a bottle of Sunny Delight for a living ! lol Your nippers must be the most popular kids in class, everyone thinks their dad is Ronald McDonald ! lol

I’ll do a wave from the car for a grand if anyone’s interested ? lol

Posh as fck here. They call the bogs the 'cloak room'. Mad b*****ds, I've been dying for a pis for half hour and couldn't find where to go. I only tried this door as I thought I could pis up the coats

years ago I used to think they wouldn't be big enough, mines 19tts and she's plenty big enough for rabbits and other bits and bobs.

Some big sloes

me and @mC HULLare coming down

He could have walked down with Mchull lol

I'll stop and have a few bongs....and still beat the f***ing Doncaster Slug...he couldn't run a f***ing bath....Walter Mitty cnut

I’ve also made a stand several times in the past as well not that it’s made much difference to be fair but it’s nice to be amongst like minded patriots.

I am

He's Spent the last 20 yrs,working on the railway,and sleeping the shift... until it's time for him,to start up the minibus..and take the real grafters home...he's just a Network Rail Taxi Driver Wilf....the boys chucked him some hi Viz clothing...so he don't feel left out,bless him

Fair play to you lad, you’ve got some tests lined up…..you better get down the gym and take some photos of some weights so that you are fully in shape when the time comes ?

And the answer is he’s not he’s a mouthy little hen pecked shithouse and this is the third or fourth time he’s given it large only for his arse to drop out just to prove it

Haven't had a running dog for 3 or 4 years. This is silly bollox just turned 11 months

He's wrong about chia seeds....the big puff

Bit of patio down and I’ve stripped the copper out on his time as well

First real season for this one . Been out twice the last week to have a mooch on lamp but conditions been poor. Few bits about though. Start getting back out from next week once we've had a bit more rain and a bit less moon