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Well some of you guys might remember I invite a single mother and her teenage for Christmas dinner, only this year they were very ill over the Christmas holiday. I said we would still have have a meal and today we did have a Christmas dinner crackers and all. Slow cooked for four and a half hours two rib of beef. Cheers Arry

mother and 2 pups . Both dogs showed good progress this season .

Don't you apologise mate...it's home grown folks like yourself and family that deserve these houses( I f***ing build them)...not these economic migrant cnuts...my little brother been on a council waiting list for 15/17 yrs...been private renting all this time I know lots of people who are living in vans full-time because they can't afford the rent or want the restrictions imposed by living in a house... You tip up with your family anywhere these migrants came from....and you wouldn't get a bottle of water for f**k all...

Enchilada lasagne

Well just getting ready to head back in a few hours so here’s a few pics from my maiden mo ho voyage £50 of bacon sausage and steak to go scallops and bream last night a few pints at symonds yat and a walk up to the rock everything on the van worked fine slept like a baby so just a last fry up and off

Just been done in a snag so dropped to one rod . Had 2 doubles and 2 in the 6-8lb range . Got another 2 hours before we need to be off and it’s probably the last barbel session of the season

Nice bit of Pork loin courtesy of mum today.

Last day today. Went to to permission I hadn't been to in over 10yrs. Forgot how good it was, acres of gorse and cover. Had two good hunts and saw couple of basils. Poor Floyd got couple of bangs off electric fences and went all down in himself and stopped hunting so I finished up earlier than we wanted, still some lovely covers to do but we'll get em next yr. Good season all in all. Got out every Sunday and an odd evening/night mooch during the week. Few rabbits bagged, plenty of rats shook and plenty of good bushing and trailing at rabbits, basils and big ears. Time for walks along the

Another usual Sunday, pot roast beef, I could of just had the gravy with some crusty bread

He burns 4500 calories a day with his fingers alone typing absolute shite all day lol

I do everywhere I go but at least I go somewhere what have you done dougie Howser apart from be on here getting the last word on every thread this weekend lol

2 mins eh, wow what a lad you are haha i Shivering like a whippet here haha thought of you drawing on me with a pen is terrifying haha haha ball point haha

2 inch T-bone...im done

I wish you lot would stop high jacking mine and Bangers allotment thread …….. Cheers.

Dominos or papa johns

Ffs tell its spring saps rising lol Incidentally franks dad off here told me he gives his Mrs one in front of the ferret cages 2 set them.off breeding

Last nights takeaway beef chow mein sweet n sour chicken crispy chicken salt n pepper chips sat there groaning after eating it hour later girlfriends daughter answers the door she’s done a uber eats hands me a packet of mini eggs and a gold caramel billionaire magnum so I sat and ate those as well . lol

Don't know what the Law is in Scotland,but in England/Wales every new build site has 12/15% put aside for social housing....proper piss take ...likes of you and me are paying £350/380,000 for a 3 bed starter home....next door Ahmed and Mokki with their 6 kids get a house for free...f***ing utter madness.

Here is my whippet, this photo is a couple years old, shes going on 3 now. I don't do much hunting with her. Shame because she has the blood and is game.

Don't blaspheme! It's not wacky it's gospel ! I've had a joint ,got my bob martin flea collar on ,not taking any chances

Haven’t bought or read an airgun mag for years and years . I remember being about 13 and having a Wembley Vulcan my dad’s old rifle as my first gun and going off down the fields hunting with it and no one battered an eyelid with kids wondering about with airguns . I remember buying airgunner mag in my teens and my dream rifle was the Air Arms Khaminsin a thumbhole stock , also a Wembley Tracker. Never did get my dream gun . But av had all sorts over the years.

He is right on this.

Putin has said this on Croatian TV On Croatian Television channel 4. Vladimir Putin was allowed to speak. He addressed the Europeans: "Russia has never been and will never be your enemy! We do not want European raw materials and wealth, we have our own raw materials and wealth, we absolutely do not need your raw materials. Russia is the richest country in the world in terms of raw materials. We do not want your land or your territory. Look at how wide Russia is on the map. Russia is twice the size of the whole of Europe in one place. What would we need your land for, what

Her good self says. Just make it like a normal lasagne , with white sauce and pasta sheets , but cook the mince , and add a jar of pataks madras ( or whatever flavour you like) to the mince. Then layer up as normal. Don't forget a good layer of grated extra mature cheddar on top. It's f***ing delicious .

My deer/grey bitch doesn’t step on any of the raised beds and completely ignores the poultry even though she takes pheasants. Just the way they are raised, I guess. Cheers.

Beautiful day here so had a walk with the dogs then to the allotment and planted 140 onion sets. Forecast to go cold again next week though. Cheers.

Couple of hours local..

What u mean apart from blacky ,I'll meet up Birmingham business centre carpark and decapitate your arms and shove um up your aurse without breaking sweat

always brighten my day blacky lol ffs

Ahh thought it was your wife ,I forgot u started having kids when u were 9

Rip it up and start again u dosser

I was in europark two years ago with the waines,wassaner,just outside Amsterdam,quality it was,we stayed in cabin,barbecued most days,ate out in restaurants,big theme park on site,big fecking rollercoasters an shit,outdoor an indoor swimming pools,parks,shops all in one big gated place,was some craic,was roasting hot too,25 an up

Made my lad eldest lad a triple chocolate cheese cake baked one for his bday. Because he can't have gluten food. Cost me a bomb for ingredients. f***ing wrong how much they charge in supermarkets.

Cheers pal. Had a bash at making some ribs turned out bang on.

A make my own curry's a wouldn't buy a f***ing curry out. Blacky A make my own ribs too plus chicken balls.

Welcome! Welcome! Or maybe not

Listen an not back an forth with you. Come down the M1 pm me.. Or even better speak too AB an he'll bring you to my yard even better. I will be the last person you run your mouth at on here.

Listen he's a plum wouldn't last two minutes with me. An I don't like saying that but it's true. An if he wants to fight dirty a won't think twice about putting a ballpoint over front of his napper. Like a say he's a f***ing prick. But if he wants it come down M1 Junction 39. He's not even an hour away pm me me

He can come down my M1 Junction 39 any time. Let him pm me. He's a f***ing nob. His comments say it all. One of them that body got on with in army , because he can't curb his f***ing mouth. Talking about bushing lads. Doesn't say that when he's inviting lads on land to do his work. I put money on it that ugly rubbing rag his sons holding in the images he put up hasn't done nothing.

It’s this kind of wacky shit that keeps me coming back to the forum

Well the weather is finally breaking and I’ve done a few little jobs that needed doing so have booked a weekend away next week got a pitch in the forest with electric hook up and showers in case I can’t fathom out how the stuff in the van works got all new bedding cutlery crockery etc and a new cadac gas Barbie so let’s give this motorhoming a go

He's a first class fool mate. That's because others have let him talk to them like that. So he's got this bubble , thinking no one will do owt. Put it this way he's told me where he lives. So when I go up to Middlesbrough to see my pal eddy with some birds end of seasons. A will ask about the area he's said for a chap called Don. Can't be that hard to find a gob shite.

Listen i said turn up here because my miss and son are used too it. The fighting. My son will sit on fence watching. My eldest son used to love it too.

The pen is mightier than the ball pein haha

he was close lol bangers it a ball pein hammer lol ffs you 2 brighten this place up

Put your money where your mouth is then ye plum haha you know where j am, put your cash up an come see an then watch me take your money haha

I run probably the worst two lurchers in Essex lol saluki bull grey I posted a pick few pages back then got deerhound greyhound x collie greyhound they do what keeps me happy