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An Englishman, a Pakistani man, a blonde with huge tits and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. When the train enters a tunnel, a loud slap is heard and when train passes back into daylight, the Pakistani man is rubbing his cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Pakistani man fondled the blonde and she slapped the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Pakistani man tried to grope me in the

Caulimaccacheese....made with a poor little cauli from the eat now or die shelf....which i pared down and put in water overnite with crunchy topping.....

Have a meeting later on today with some film makers they are typical city folk but as the documentary they are making is in Glastonbury they have chosen the legendary roger Wilkins cider farm for a meeting things could get very messy I,ve drunk this gear all my life and am aware of the dangers but I can see a few people spewing out the nose by the end of the meeting lol

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I’m sure you’ll find a way ! LOL ! Cheers.

Amazing……it’s like sitting at the feet of Johan Cruyff with you here mate !

Much the same but he’s a proper football nerd and was good honest pro in one of the uks greatest club sides . have to respect his opinion

Did have mates when young but when you come home from school and find your house packed in the back of a van and family waiting to go because we were moving again you kind of get used to not getting to attached, done lots of fighting and thieving there’is always a pecking order and when your the new kid all the time you start at the bottom but totally agree with the second part and have spent months of my life driving my children to everything I possibly can and will do the same for the grandkids

Cheers Arry

Cheers Arry

And that’s a rap another one in the bag Glastonbury torr through the mist

Well I've left it a bit late again, had a run around trying to buy charcoal. Anyway got these on for later spatchcocked, one drowned in hot sauce by the wife and the other I've seasoned for kids..

Little fella in the garden...

In the 90s Newcastle and Liverpool games were always classics

Guys said they wanted biscuits ( American biscuits not scones don't start) and gravy. Don't feel like making shit from scratch today so canned biscuits and package gravy with some extra sausage crumbled in

Ramadan don't end till Tuesday the 9th Joe Lol. Cheers Arry

Done another fast , 84hrs, fryup Friday, probably not the best way to break fast but hot tasty food required with all this shite weather hopefully a few pounds gone , do some walking the weekend..

Are we actually going to pretend that Fury just " ties up on the inside " then ?.....what would he gain from doing that ? Fury doesnt " tie up " he mauls......he doesnt " hold " he drags his weight down. Dont be afraid to say it he does these things for a reason and it works. Regards the Ali/Frazier bouts you are wrong,but such iconic fights just dont belong in a conversation about Tyson Fury sorry.

Must have had pals as a kid though mate no ?.....we was all latch key kids round our way " dont come back till its dark " and all that.....you just find a way as kids though dont you,maybe it is just different rules in different areas round our way if you didnt fight,thieve or kick a ball you was looked at as either a bit weird or a bender....not saying thats right of course. Best thing you can do for a kid today in my opinion,put as many different sports and hobbies in front of them as possible and let them find their own talent and passions.

Couple of digs

Never been Rhodes mate but my old man has a place in Crete, little village called Elounda.. I love it there, chilled, good food, nice to mooch about, people are dead friendly.. been to Zante and Corfu in the past as well...like the Greek islands, reckon you'll love it mate...get away from the touristy areas if you can, we know a lot of locals now and it's better food/craic in the little local bars etc...have a good one

Think he was just a genuine switched on character in all aspects . vastly underrated and easy to have a dig at but if I’m honest if there’s football on and he’s not involved In the commentary I think it’s a bit lessened .

Labranda blue bay resort is all I know mate, started off just me the wife and kids and it's turned into 16 of us so should be a good little get together.

You didn’t get in that side much less play a whole career in that side if you were shite !

Oh yeah i agree ive seen some of them big bull crosses,running dogs and suchlike in lovely shape....no im talking about these big am bulls/bandog/corso whatever there called type things i dont think ive ever seen one in good hard condition.

First one the lads that work with me have ever seen....last Friday there was a gold medal roe buck in the garden....swap the terrier for my runner,too take to work next week

Redoing all the oak that I did a week or so ago, the bloke wasn’t happy with the colour, I was going to say no but it’s 3 day’s money in a shed out the weather, I’ll finish it Sunday and bung a few quid on the bill for out of hours work

Looks a good size munty buck that

God forbid they build 'new build' sewage plants on brown field or ex army sites etc, no because its easier and cheaper to expand. If they had all these 100s of millions ready to expand they could've have at least fixed leaks replaced current infrastructure or built reservoirs or monitoring river systems of something. Let's face it if you were able to freeze funds on all investors assets I feel they would be able to overcome all of these issues they face...

You are right mate similar to when we had Travellers camped up on local playing fields causing all sorts of problems nobody gave a feck as long as they went and became some one else's problem.

To be perfectly honest, if I was France I would be supplying the boats.

As the saying gos mate, divs and their money are easily parted ! If I was France, I’d be doing exactly the same.

Wish there was more incidents like this. Funny since we voted for Brexit there is non of the big migrant camp's we used to see every fekin day on the main stream media. That tells me the French have been turning a blind eye to the channel crossing by these parasites despite us the tax payer sending the feckers money to try and stop them.

Ger up Melvin

On the contrary I bin researching this subject at length and it seems our friend is correct gwp x greyhounds do indeed overheat and expire within minutes of starting said exertions although the gsp has bin known 2 last up to haif hour before unceremoniously carking it

Brilliant game there Chelsea and Utd i enjoyed that....bit of a mad turnout for us Hammers when we're cheering Chelsea on because we're chasing Man Utd for the last European spot.....some player that Cole Palmer.

See him off bangers there's no room for jokes on here boils my piss it does

Young dog cuming on great now .really using his nose and going deep in dese gorse and finding on his own .great deep voice on him .hopefully hes half as good as hes other family members .