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f**k me it looks like Ray's beard

The camera caught the cake I was drunkenly holding just before it slid onto the floor. But we ate it anyway. That's another story we can add to our hilarious stories for the future.

4 women in this house you could make a bloody afghan hound from the plughole

Feck me I bet she was shitting herself seeing you rag the dog about and tying it up like a serial killer with a pair of snips in your hand!

Yeah I agree aways following you about in case you disturb a few leaves or a bit of ground. I had a few to come to hand at a leisure centre I worked at you might have visited if near Dartmouth. One day it had snowed and I was given the sites camera to go out take some photos as it did look like a winter wonderland. I walk out into the visitors carpark just a big flat area of snow there was just me and a little black dot about 100 yards away. As I walked towards the black dot I realised the dot was hopping towards me. I stoped it was a Robin he carried on coming till he was 6 inches from

Got me thinking about my first lurcher i got out of the exchange and mart when I was 16 and older lads telling me it would be no good for hare's as deerhound crosses were all the rage at the time he ended up making 24tts and was a lurcher to lurcher bred dog with collie and Bedlington in his mix. I remember once walking him near where i lived at Broom in Rotherham and a pick up pulling up and asking about him it was a Gypsy called Butch Price and with being only 17 at the time took up his offer to take me and a mate for a run the following Sunday morning saying i would meet him at the whippet

I'm the one not wearing a skirt, no gender confusion in them days, even though my dickie bow looks a bit camp. Off to church dressed in Sunday best. Yes... times have changed.

New beddy pup out of apparently good stuff. He's absolutely solid for 4 month and a tough little bugger already. Sam

Cheers Arry

No my dog lets me cut its nail bit iv saw vets do it, never saw a vet hog tying a dog with gaffa tape haha google it there loads a places that sell the harnesses, wouldn’t sell em if nobody used em would they haha ill leave to your bailing twine, clinch knots an sellotape tho haha

Of course a bull cross can catch a hare; but that doesn’t necessarily make it a “hare dog”. Cheers.

Easiest way to cut a nervous dogs nails is to hang the dog up Fcuking hog tied haha I’d have said you couldn’t make it up, but you obviously did haha

Farm I live on don’t have as many blackies as the estate I lived on previous, but a fair few thrushes about but they nowhere near as friendly an don’t hang about much, was told that blackbird an robins have the roundest eyes of all the songbirds that’s why they sing first in the morning, I like to think it’s just them waking folk up to cut the grass or work in gardens an get them some food in process haha

Ffs you can tell dry January just finished

Nice one mate, I had footy with kids then few mole jobs for local parish councils, give us a shout if you need any terrier work doing haha

View from my office today, last day of the season and I can’t say I’m not glad it’s over, it’s been a long one, the shooting was shocking today with the average age of the guns been about 70, I even joined in myself to get the numbers up a bit, the winds we have had have wrecked the place

bangers would be tape its mouth pass me the vaseline lol

Had a little Plummer bitch off a lad on here...she sniff them out and take them out of their seats in the dunes...

Honestly he’s not changed at all we go fishing im having a snooze in my bivvy out of no where I have arsehole on the end of my nose with him screaming “ have that “ and running off laughing

Me as a nipper with the old man and another made to have my pic took with the chap who used to present the sooty and sweep kid's show at least it weren't Jimmy Saville. Lol

They will take my bins!

@gnipper what was the height and weight of that dog ?

Me with my first dog

Summat special about a robin, they are one my faves

Used to have them come to had at work. I thought they followed me around the park but turned out there were several in different places that would come and sit on my hand. They love mini suet pellets I used to get from Sainsburys. Cheers Arry

I remember a bit of land I used to lamp at 9.30-10.00 often see not a thing come midnight the rave had started…..Whilst you’re no doubt keen leave them a few weeks and then go out later ideally on a windy night. After a couple of shines rabbits will run at the first sign of a lamp or even a person. I’ve got a thermal that shows a lot further than a lamp and they are running sometimes when your nowhere near.

He’s brilliant thank you. Learnt a lot off this forum some good men amongst it. He’s No world beater but a good knock about dog has had a go at everything and done alright.

Smear with some butter,and put it at the back of its throat....hold the c**ts muzzle until it swallows....if it don't work...kick it up it's arse

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I've caught them as early as 5pm...and right up till 6am... I always liked having an hour before work...get up at 4 am...straight out for an hour or so...

Thinking about a dog in that way is f****d up Mc you need help lad.

https://youtube.com/shorts/kij_72XRFH8?si=W0rpNbmHVoykxIsZ

I did the same,wanted to shoot an elephant-No answer from JS.

As a young kid I wrote off to Jim,'ll Fix It , I wanted to be 007 James bond for the day. Thank fcuk I never got picked

She was like it won't hurt. A said abit of tape you kidding. From been taken to the vets where her stress levels will hit the roof. Knowing she's going to get put under to sleep. Your risking it each time you go that the dog may not wake up. So this is nothing. Just hold on to her. At first a just strapped her muzzle up. But ended up trying to pull the belt off with her front paws. f***ing hurts when a dogs clawing your arms. So tape came out. An she's an old woman across road. So back legs digging in to her trying to get away. Mad how some dogs are scared of there nails being cut. Dogs old no

Aye me too. Listening to the skylark singing his heart out is good for the soul.

I have a robin here always comes down when I get the chainsaw out and cut logs goes through the saw dust for any grubs or bits left

I love the way Robins always follow you, especially in hard weather. I always think they must have been doing this for centuries before the industrial age when we all worked on the land. In hard weather I always take some seed to drop on my walks. You can bet your life Mr Robin is there first.

Half way round this morning i put the merlin app on for a short while and just picked up Robin and great tit the blackies and song thrushes had gone quiet after a couple of hours into day break.

I’m sure the ones I had at old house used to moan about the grass being too long, an stand on the fence till k cut it for them, an as soon as I’d do the first strip they would be down searching for worms haha clever little things, always wonder tho why some animals will happily live next to or even exploit folk but others stay well clear

Yep. Really good. My mate went overboard with the drink and I had to lend him a staff/ stick to walk home with. Even then he took a wrong turn and he and his Mrs had a " domestic" on the way home.lol The stories were even funnier than I expected them to be. They seem to get better the more times we tell them. All the miracles happened just as I predicted.

Noticed more bird song this morning especially blackbirds singing while it was still dark and robins seem to be more vocal.

Her dog was a b*****d for moving its front legs about scratching you then its back legs it would kick out. She'd let the dog do this for months. Then taking it to vets for them to put her under just to clip its f***ing nails 40 odd quid crazy. Most of that charge is for the dog being put under to do the work. Now I just tape the dogs legs up & belt around muzzle an she holds her. Five mins its done.

Oul joe waffling on again

My pal and I bought this bitch off the Pikies on Newcastle Town Moor, mid 70’s. They said it was a “staghound” but it was probably deer/grey. One of the best dogs I’ve ever seen , and the only one I’ve seen personally that took 100 rabbits on the lamp. Cheers.

Talking to yourself bangers you old piss head go for a walk mate ‘dog men’ I remember when you bred your terrier you were only arsed about how the stud dog looked you big puff. I asked cos all dogs are different and if there’s an easier way to do it then you older gents could probably help

New pup from good stuff. Picked him up saturday he's 4 month and solid.

Me , as wild man lol ,and having a nice sea bass meal, couple year ago with my late wife.

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