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Don't you just love it when your doubled up laughing at a work colleague....or at least at there expense.... So me and me work mate are down here in Kent doing a ferreting job..... So a big long bank has been cleared of undergrowth with the brush cutters and as I'm setting the long nets around and over the bank my mate is working ahead raking the bits of brash of the path I'm about to drop the nets on... Next thing I see him flapping about and jumping around..he's disturbed a wasp nest..he's then shouting for help from me...si drop what I'm doing and proceed to start squashing w

I was away for a few weeks with work wise and I received a notification requesting my eBay pass word in a text I checked my emails and seen that my eBay account had been locked out with a password change then the notifications started on my phone as reception came in 20 pound spent 19.99 transaction 25.99 transaction 37.99 transaction About 500 quid all up , I was slowly being scammed , robbed , pillaged of all my hard earned wages, whilst I was sat in the Kenyan ulu, nowhere to go, I rang the bank on the abroad number , they were amazing , security chec

We never have oven chips but today Wifey came back with a bag saying she really fancied some. Well I did use them but in the chip pan lol. Cheers Arry

Had phone call this afternoon from farmer, am I up for going out tonight, , to.right I am, I look forward to Thursday nights, don't bother coming down to the farm, he says, me n my brother will.pick you up around 10 pm.,I haven't met his brother, but I believe he has an alsation.cross grey greyhound

Well just to let you know....a lot of the food is over hyped . Like it's not bad ...just not with the money honestly. Decent part of my day was "Omg we need to go here I saw it imon tic Tok !! It's supposed to be SO GOOD" Followed by "🫤 This ..this wasn't worth $25" But there both terrified of going off the beaten track ..and honestly with my buddy wanting to compare everything to Canada and being a lil rude ....well not purposely she just didn't get Southen manners and all... And my wife not having the best situational awareness that's probably for the best

A few ingredients from the allotment today to go in a beef stew; Finally got my over winter cabbages in; Copper tape collars, beer traps and slug pellets, that should hopefully keep the slugs at bay And netted to keep the flying pests out ; Cheers.

I got to agree.. it's over coached now, as Des Walker said on the overlap, "when a keeper is touching the ball more than a centre midfielder, there is something wrong"... Centre forwards only touch the ball 10 or 20 times a game now, it's like watching paint dry at times... the cut and thrust has all but gone, I watched a few old UTD games a while back (remebering better times lol).. f**k me the challenges look X rated now, and that was normal run of the mill tackles, you basically can't tackle anymore... it's pretty shit

I think half the forum got caught by the mugged ferreter that lost his Binos lol

Anyway wilf will you fck off with your digs at farage. He wears check shirts He wears a gillet He goes hunting and fishing He drinks real ale. I honestly think he's my real dad. And once they lift the restraining order against me I'm going to make him admit it.

Full English for me this evening very nice it was

5 month now size of a whippet I bet it only makes 23 ish

I’ve spent the last twenty years at basically a never ending stag doo of nonsense . I can’t even begin explaining some of the humour, but some of my favourites have included a branding that went horrifically wrong, my pal fighting two polish geezers swinging a kettle by the lead and a lad chucking a head rest out the window of a brand new bmw car travelling at 80mph.

Kare udon tonight for me it’s a curry and noodle dish

Got a few potatoes and beetroot left in, and thats it for the year. Nice produce Chartpolski.

Will be in New Orleans for a couple of days in January, part of our getting lost in America tour lol.. won't be using a tour guide at any time, part of the fun is stumbling on stuff and finding your own way..

It blows my mind that these local guys say there city is safe and Trump is escalating violence....I honestly can't get my head round there stupidity... And how normal people don't want these criminals off the streets.... Mind we have the same stupidity here....

Paki petrol stations are at that cloning scam all the time ! It’s just f***ing standard.

That figure would make a massive difference in this country a start could be made by deporting all foreign criminals in our prisons.

Marriage.

Chicken and leak tagliatelle, doesn’t look much but it was lovely, everything is always better with cream and half a bottle of wine

Seen a cat look at that for game bangers reminds me a your terrier

Might have a growth spurt later on, as long as it’s got a nice long back it shouldn’t matter if it hasn’t got the height I think

Non suitable for here

It's back with its mother now

I'm the same. At 75 ,I weigh 6 pounds more than I did at 21. On two days a week I eat small snacks only. And on the other days I eat medium size portions. Your body doesn't need much as much you age. I exercise most days... I walk, I lift small weights until I'm knackered, I swim and I love my bike. All the small habits add up. How many fat old men do you see? Not many And how many skinny? Plenty. I like hair shirt stuff and discipline. I love dramatic hard weather too. Storms, white outs and floods. Makes a man of you

Lol beleave it or not bangers I couldn't care what anyone does for there pass time everybody's different and into there own shit see as long as you go out and enjoy it I wouldn't care what anyone thinks mate just keeping shooting at stuff you'll whack one some point lol

It’s a storm in a tea cup mate…..At least we know what he is all about and the more that reveal themselves the better. I watched the Kenny Daglish one the other day, it was class….but that will be the last one, it’s not much but it’s the totally insignificant thing I can do. Top tip…..Bunch Of Amateurs is way better ! You’re welcome ! lol

Bit of after school jigging I had the smallest perch and pike in the world then the 6 year old pulled this beast out

Exactly,I mean he was a cool guy and tried to be fun...and they kinda paid him to just walk around and talk about all the movies and stuff that where shot there but Lord I wanted to bang my head on a brick wall 70% of the time.... That and I just don't like tourist traps O and yeah they still do those funerals

I watched the last 2 over laps yesterday, Kenny Dalgish and Des Walker... about the only thing I always watch on YouTube... I think he's a complete bellend with his comments, but I think there are tons of bellends in the media, infact most of them...so f**k it I'll go about my business as best I can and look after my own, the rest will have to carry on with any huge acts of solidarity (which is bullshit anyway lol)

I messaged Ken and told him....of course his concern was just to send back laughing emoji....lol.....our other manager has of course filled out all kinds of paperwork...accident book..health and safety protocols...the lot....you got to love Ken..lol

If you want it heal a bit quicker an come back nice back a thicker pad then try some dry cow on it pal

I tried to struggle through some match of the day the other night, do you know what….the Premier league is the biggest pile of boring wank ever ! Luckily, this new format of the champions league is saving top flight football for me….i can watch it, but I wouldn’t give you tuppence for a premier league game anymore. It’s shite, boring American shite….period !

I wonder how many people cancelled their sky sports or overlap subscriptions this week…..if they didn’t then they can shut up !

My misses got scammed by the tv licensing man years ago and let him in lol

Lol seem soft these saluki lurchers hardy running dogs he called them first slip mchulls season is over white death is in critical

Send me £500 and I’ll tell you !

Came back from detecting and Wifey served this up. I smash it. Cheers Arry

Breakfast before going fishing,king crab cake royale,food of the gods.

I had a great start and then the Mrs took lame. So I've been confined to the house. Housework,cooking ,shopping. Doing my head in. Managed a morning out with my son and managed to bag these two though.

Someone who spells “tell “ as “tel” maybe shouldn’t be having a go at someone else’s spelling ……? Cheers.

I usually last till 11am. Cheers Arry

Just getting started for this season, this will be her first full season now she’s 15 months old, I had her out a handfull of times at the back end of last season, she has a very solid mark on her and is nice and calm round the nets,

Buddy form Canada cam down to visit me and the wife and wanted to go to New Orleans so... ...they went and got a tour guide to yap about movies instead of just winging it and going eating everything

Donald Trump deported nearly 500k “illegal aliens” so far this year amid migrant crackdown | World | News | Express.co.uk WWW.EXPRESS.CO.UK White House officials have promised the deportation figures are 'just the beginning'. 500,000 so far.

Also reminds me of Steven,lol.

I would interview him for the post of house negro as long as he ditched the ridiculous handkerchief on his head. He must also arrange to have himself castrated. Should he fail the interview for house negro he might gain employment in my cotton fields if he interviews well.

I've been decidedly dehydrated of late

Look, if we are making the argument based on a sheet of paper then let’s say every single one of those pakis who gang raped those young white girls was legal, contributing, paying tax, providing an essential service of some kind in business or service…….probably had a couple of white pals or acquaintances. So tell me, what exactly are we basing these distinctions on and who makes the judgement ?……..do we only understand the fundamental differences between us and them once they have displayed them ? Do we wait until they have amalgamated into a massive ghetto and reverted to type ?