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  1. 3 points for liverpool today....

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    2. pip1968

      pip1968

      get in their 5 nil lol

    3. jeppi26

      jeppi26

      Good day all round for chelsea top of league

    4. albert64

      albert64

      no smithie I meant shite......lol

  2. if you like football and didnt watch lfc/dortmund then you missed out...

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      think i am going to have sky sports smith.. uk turks gone now pissed me right off that has

    3. smithie

      smithie

      try sports devil and select ls hunter, can usualy find a good stream on that..

       

    4. Kay

      Kay

      will do smith x

  3. how long is delivery time on Darcy book?

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    2. smithie

      smithie

      it was last minute. if it's any good you can buy the next 2 for me and save me some money

    3. smithie

      smithie

      lol save you some money Mr wilks

    4. Mr Wilkes
  4. Butter Vs Margarine, wtf....

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    2. ferretess

      ferretess

      I seen the date and thought nah it will be out off date lol

       

    3. smithie

      smithie

      :) not the marge its palstic
    4. Malt

      Malt

      That's a THL classic! lol

  5. winter is coming

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    2. dymented

      dymented

      is there going to be a season 5 ?

    3. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      Yeh, they just signed the producers up for another 2 years so there'll be another 2 at least.

    4. Mr Wilkes

      Mr Wilkes

      I realized when i googled what Johnny said.

  6. I said to my son, "where you going?" He said, "I'm off to meet a girl" I said, "don't forget to were a... You know" He said, "what?" "I said, you know?" He said "do you mean a condom?" I said "No, a f*****g hat you ginger c**t."

  7. anybody got a link for the tulisa video.. i

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      I'll send one through smithie.....the black boy in the video is not my Dad by the way..;-)

    3. smithie
    4. just jack

      just jack

      westy, i only saw the vid yesterday and she has starred in my last 10 wanks, there seems to be a problem with my "n" button on my other wanktop !!!!!

  8. might just pop out tonight...

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    2. smithie

      smithie

      cold is not a problem i can dress for that. rain and sun is what trips me up

    3. steve66

      steve66

      netting tonight smithie ?

       

    4. smithie

      smithie

      Too bright, no wind and ground is too hard. The netting gods are against me just now

  9. had a couple gate nets ready for tonight but snow has put a stop to that..

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    2. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      They`ll be there for next time. At least you got some to go at bud.

    3. albert64

      albert64

      whoa, don't you go out in the slippery stuff, you cant stay upright at the best of times

    4. smithie

      smithie

      ha ha you daft cnut.

       

  10. nets are out tonight........

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    2. Mr Wilkes
    3. terryd

      terryd

      rises 1 am here I will be well back by then. Only thing that will stop me is torrential rain never have much luck when its that bad

    4. terryd

      terryd

      and here comes the torrential rain as forcast :) never mind will try tomorrow night. All ways do better after rain

       

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    2. smithie

      smithie

      lol lands bad this way but I like to think a bit flatter than that

    3. air gun ant

      air gun ant

      lol been years since ive seen that

    4. Mr Wilkes

      Mr Wilkes

      I mean the killer bunnys...lol

  11. my book turned up today.. thanks

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    2. shealy

      shealy

      He must of lost mine lol ordered it last saturday hopefully tomorrow lol

    3. smithie

      smithie

      I can't belive you all wanted a copy of Britain's Best Beaches 2015

    4. Mr Wilkes

      Mr Wilkes

      lol, nothing wrong with looking at a few be-achs.

  12. i said to a girl in the pub last night "you remind me of my little toe" she said " is that cos im small and cute" i said " no its cos ill probably end up banging you on the coffee table"...

  13. does anybody knoe the name of the big pakistani dogs?

  14. Took a girl home from the pub last night but I ended up falling asleep on the sofa. Must have drank her f****n drink by mistake!

  15. black sails... worth a watch

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    2. bullmastiff

      bullmastiff

      Working my way through Vikings series at the moment. I'll give that a go after!

    3. smithie

      smithie

      yes mr wilks i am board. so board i might go to dog show in wales tomorrow.. ya fancy it?

    4. Mr Wilkes

      Mr Wilkes

      feck ..i thought it said snails.

  16. looks like it a blind drop or stay home...

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    2. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      How did you get on?

       

    3. smithie

      smithie

      I blanked but almost caught a sheep loool. I enjoyed it all the same

    4. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      Ah well at least you got out.

  17. 1-6 unbelievable

    1. craigyboy

      craigyboy

      they should of fecked jonny evans off to sunderland, pile o fecking shite

    2. Lab

      Lab

      I wonder if the news has got through to Sweden yet.....?.....lol

    3. Malt

      Malt

      Just as well I f****d off out the garden to chop some sticks when Evans got sent off.. Useless shower of b*****ds..

  18. "the iron lady" - the new film about margaret thatcher has a 15 rating.. its unsuitable for miners

  19. The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

  20. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

    1. scothunter
    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      i screamed about that

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      ok ill stop now hahah

  21. whats the name of the old boy demonstrating the longnetting at the welsh game show at the weekend just gone

    1. Mr Wilkes

      Mr Wilkes

      chris green,best longnetter out there,did you go ?.

    2. smithie

      smithie

      ghris green lol. it was not him. i have seen his videos on you tube and there not the best but i suppose hes just giving a little insight to them that dont know. i did not go

    3. Mr Wilkes

      Mr Wilkes

      im sure he always does the welsh,could have been someone out of the crowd showing chris how to do it properly.lol

  22. paddy phones up a mag and askd " how much to advertise" the ladty replies "50p an inch" and pady told here "fook that, i cant aford that" to wich the lady asked "what are you selling". "a 30ft ladder" replied paddy

  23. david moyes spent 11 years trying to get everton above man utd.. hes finally achieved it

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