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    I would have let the spar have it, but I save a young starling being mobbed by magpies one. Partly because it was a slow torturous death and also I was trying to fish at the time and it made a hell of a noise, who know it might have survived to adulthood and I don't feel bad for magpies on a fishing lake, fat buggers
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    I feel less bad for victims when they don't fight back, but some people just don't seem to have that instinct. Very disappointing, it's hard to keep an erection when they don't try.
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    Once my brother was caught riding a bike on a pavement (briefly to get out the way of a HGV in a quiet town centre) and was immediately spotted and shouted to stop by some prick on a power trip. Unbelievably he actually stopped and waited for him to catch up and said he is getting a £30 fine, at which point passers by started shouting out what a pathetic tit the man was. Anyway he gave him his details and paid the fine, something that I still mock him about to this day for blindly bending over for authority.
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    You can rename a turd a tu but we all know it's still a turd
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    As far as I can see though, any breed is potentially a child killer, but I am not daft enough to think that a bull breed would be better equipped for the job if something did happen. But the argument I always make is about fecking horses, I don't know the statistics but I would guess that the number of people injured and killed by horses either directly or through causing car accidents is worse than dogs, there may be more dog related injuries overall but we have a lot more dogs in the UK. Horses scare me and I would rather be backed into a corner by a pitbull than a tonne of lasagne.
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    What do you consider a well bred bull type dog to be?......do you consider it no more than any other dog?Is a bull no more dangerous than a Lab when it kicks off? Do they hold more potential to do more damage than other breeds? Serious question matey because it seems like that's what you are saying I also think there is a BIG difference in being " against" something or being realistic about it I don't want this to sound daft, but it is very unlikely a dog would kill an adult, unless in a pack. So really it is children and the elderly who are going to be 99% of those in real danger for the
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    Show me any weird shit I'm talking...........one of my glory girls???? I wasn't the one ogling there neighbours teenage daughter in her bikini the other day so don't try and make me out to be weird butty !! I agree, what kind of a man likes to see a girl in a bikini...it's a clear sign he screams about jesus to pigeons
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    Im not saying im right mate its just an idea that floats around in my nut from time to time when these sort of incidents happen.....you make a good argument against it and i can see your reasoning.......i just dont see a better alternative at the moment. Dog wardens............thats a good shout........but who and what are they has anybody ever seen one ! I think you will have to drop that idea as a bad job, can you imagine what chavs would do if having a bull breed meant you 'were hard as nails' AND proved you had lots of money to afford it the sales of Argos jewellery would plum
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    Sounds bent to me, bunch of fannies setting dogs on a pre-captured wolf It's like the other dickless men who pay to shoot a lion in a cage, what are they trying to prove?
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    I don't understand why people get husky's either, there is a lady I see sometimes with a massive young husky type dog and it's like watching an angry wasp in a jar, it seems to pull her in four directions at the same time. I doubt there is more than a handful of these dogs that get 1/2 the exercise they need and none that match what they were bred for. I know there are husky races through forests etc but when would they ever be running all day almost every day?
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    I stayed smallish 4 full time and a few subbies -- any spare cash I put into property and a bit of land and sold it when it was right --took a few years paid contract managers job then called it a day ..got some holiday lets that bring in a decent wage and then my bit of buying and selling to keep me active ...choose the time you want to get out and plan for that -- hope it all works out for you look at a good private pension aswell Bit of spare cash to buy property and land We get the idea, you're minted Once you have some money it's easy to make a lot of money, it's getting
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    Can't see it, but just to join in, there's nothing wrong with laughter. If I couldn't laugh at the misfortune of others then I would feel very small indeed
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    I have never been abroad with my mrs and we have been living together nearly 6 years now, but just because we can't afford a holiday (or heating at one point) i don't think we are skint, it's all down to your own perspective of what value is. I genuinely appreciate having running water, power and a roof over my head because I have lived without them in the past and I have never woken up thinking having a bigger house would make anything better.
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    Try not to react when it bites you and start making it a game, they all nip and chew when young but they will stop faster if they don't get any reaction from it because they are just trying to start a game. If it's still doing it in a month then you might want to stop playing for 30 seconds each time it bites too hard and it should get the idea, I don't think they will learn from anything too subtle or too harsh.
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    How much to post it? It would cost too much for me to collect it, but I bet the batteries weigh a fair bit..
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    I can't take small people seriously, especially if you have a boss who struggles to make 5ft who looks like a hairy child. I think it is worse to be a short man than a short woman.
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    I wasn't going to comment, but one of the people viewing is called 'pie-eater' so this could get good
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    My Mrs told me all about how one of her ex's had a massive cock, straight out of a porn film it was and it got annoying because sometimes 'he just wouldn't stop until she came' I haven't been able to maintain an erection or ejaculate since hearing this story and the crushing self hatred I feel towards myself and my tiny tadger has put me right off sex altogether. I only have this problem with grown-ups though.
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    What's the best thing to do after you cock it up? Hypothetically lets say you pulled a tick with tweezers and now it's left a small bump where it used to be, do you have to try and squeeze the head out or best leaving it?
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    I like to hang toys from elastic for my ferrets, but I would advise just buying the elastic and shredding an old sock or something because they charge a fortune for cat toys in pet shops. Also tubing is a must and other random cat toys, but if you can get them out a lot that is what they really need and letting them dig around the garden if possible is great fun for them.
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    Oh right, I am not very good at the names of colours then, I must have a silver. But to me, it's a white ferret with black eyes that gets a few black hairs in summer
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    "Wallace served time in a Texas prison from 2000 to 2011 on drug and assault charges. He was known to have a long history of mental illness." The whole prison system in the US and here is f****d, locking people in a small room with a TV before letting them go again doesn't solve anything. If you have a guy with mental issues who has already been locked up, then a bit of help might have stopped future problems if it is possible to help these people...or just shoot them to begin with and be done with it.
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    No, I have a black-eyed white and she goes darker in the summer but as far as I can remember is pure white in the winter..but I would guess there would be a darker hair if you looked hard enough. She is terrible at hunting though, she just never bolts a rabbit I haven't seen a ferret go down a hole for so long and get nothing done.
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    A neighbour of my dad's who lives in Clacton has a wildlife camera in his back garden, so far he has video of loads of small mammals and birds but also foxes, badgers, deer, otters, water voles, weasels etc...basically farthing wood which is surprising, especially the otters.
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    My first rifle was a rapid 7, which I hunted with for years and it never let me down. They are great guns, consistent and you don't have to worry about topping up the air pressure half way through the day either.
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