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  1. mel b
    Playing with those things can only end one way . Theirs a small airport close to one of my pigeon shooting permissions, and they regularly fly over the top of me. They make me shudder.
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    If I was going up in a kite with a lawn mower engine , I'd need a nappy , not a big coat .
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    This . Not many of us would turn our backs on someone in genuine need , no matter what language they speak , or the colour of their skin. BUT. We don't need any more somali pirates , Albanian gangsters , or , murdering rapists from the rest of the world. The government ( of every colour) , will do its best to take every penny that you ever earn. I don't mind paying my taxes , and I'd even be quite happy to pay a little bit more , but I massively resent the way that my hard earned money is wasted by every government.
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    I'll second that . It takes a thoroughbred asshole to do something like that.
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    That was a very dignified response by his mom .
  6. mel b
    What a shameful thing to do .
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    It'll be interesting to hear the full story , because it seems like a pretty random thing to do.
  8. mel b
    I thought that you could remove sycamore trees , if they're on your land , and they don't have a tpo on them. Obviously if it isn't on your land , then you have no business cutting it down.
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    Obesity

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    You can always rely on your mates to be complete cxxxx
  10. mel b
    That just about sums up the whole sorry shitshow .
  11. mel b
    I've had them swimming uphill all summer so they're match fit .
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    How did I miss this , you old pet shop boy .
  14. mel b
    Feckin gobsmacked ! . Just what the feck ?.
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    they're cracking little things . Mine seemed to think that it was one of the kids . It's funny really . I'd happily go to a farm and shoot 100s of , rooks , crows , pigeons etc , but if I found one with a broken wing , I'd bring it home , and look after it until it could fly away again. I must have shot many thousands of rabbits over the years , but , if I run one over with the car , I feel like the world's biggest b*****d, and it bothers me all day .
  16. mel b
    f**k em. I'm a wood slag , I'll do anything for a log . I've also got about a ton of new 18mm plywood to burn . It breaks my heart to burn it , but you can only find so many DIY projects to use it on .
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    That's the thing that a lot of teachers didn't understand. Attacking a child with a stick or their fists , just because they were angry, isn't corporal punishment, its child abuse . Getting back to the original post . My mate always loved coming to family BBQs here , because his daughter said we had more animals than the animal man . We had , a jackdaw , snakes , tarantulas , ferrets , dogs , fish , rats , hamsters , and they could all be handled ( yes , even most of the fish).
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    My story is pretty similar to be honest. It left me with a deep mistrust of most people in authority, and an instinct to attack anyone that threatened me or mine in any way . It took me a long time to lose that instinct to go on the attack if I felt threatened. It also took a lot of , love , understanding, and tolerance, from those close to me. Lots of people say that school days were the happiest of their lives . Well I'm 55years old now , and I'd still rather work 12 hours a day , than go back to school .
  19. mel b
    Fantastic job , and belated happy birthday .
  20. mel b
    Pussy .
  21. mel b
    Don't worry dude , your girlfriends sister is just jealous , because she wants a new dress , and probably your dick too .
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    I've got to be honest , on the face of it , he doesn't seem to have done anything that breaks the law . It's looking very much like a press witch hunt , aided by attention seeking women . I'm sure that the police will be taking a very close look at all the evidence, and if he has broken the law , they'll be all over him. Having said all that . I really don't like him ( and never have) , and I've always had him in the Jimmy Saville box . But again , you can't prosecute a man for being a horrible creepy twat.
  23. mel b
    That poor bloke was in enough trouble , without you sticking a finger up his arse so that he let's go of the gate
  24. mel b
    Yeah yeah waffle waffle. Have you knobbed her yet , and was she worth minimum wage ?.
  25. mel b
    It wasn't mine , mine would taste of stallion .
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