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mel b

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  1. mel b

    BBQ Smoker

    They look absolutely fantastic
  2. If I could speak to my younger self, I'd say. Don't ever start smoking , it's feckin, dangerous, expensive, it controls your life, and it makes you smell like shite. Get a proper education , and don't waste your time being a dick. Learn to communicate , instead of using your fists. Fighting is just a mugs game , that brings a world of shite. Even when you win , it still feckin hurts. Stay the feck out of trouble , a criminal record follows you for your entire life , and can really hold you back. Go and live in Australia , New Zealand , or Canada. The UK is a shitho
  3. mel b

    His last ride

    That's a shame. He always seemed like a nice bloke.
  4. Well done gents . It's nice to see folks look after each other . It shows that the world is still a decent place .
  5. I'm very sorry to hear about your terribly sad loss mate. I know exactly how you'll be feeling right now . I know it's hard to believe at the moment, but you will find your way through.
  6. I know. Its not a very nice thought
  7. It's like a feckin horror film. If they hadn't been looking for that guy , those bodies would have just drifted away unnoticed . It's horrific to think just how many must have just vanished over the years .
  8. Despite me having no belief whatsoever that it would work , it definitely worked. I made it from 28 single strands of copper wire , under the instruction of a mate that's a farrier. I made one from lightning conductor , and my lads girlfriend nicked it , so I made myself another one from lightning conductor , and my mate nicked it. I don't think it helped his wrist though , as he has a repetitive strain injury from chronic masturbation.
  9. As much as it pains me to say it ( i really dont believe in old wives tales), they really do seem to work. For years I've read that their is no scientific evidence , to prove that they work, but that it's scientifically proven that copper does have healing properties. Following an operation last September, I made myself a copper bracelet, to hopefully help with the healing process . I was gobsmacked to find that my tennis elbow , and arthritis in my wrist( that ive had for years), both got better within weeks.
  10. Mr Singh didn't think so . Fair play to him though , he couldn't half shift for an old bloke with a walking stick .
  11. Oh I do like to put a shine on a rusty sherrifs badge .
  12. I'm the complete opposite. I eat less than my two year old grandson now , and I'm still a fat feck . That's a tidy barbel dc .
  13. Having an interest in chocolate starfish and hamsters , doesn't make me a bad person yknow. Now can you please just sign this NDA , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .
  14. Bumdering always gets you in the shite .
  15. In fairness . He only stuck his fist in Gordon . Although looking at that first pic , I'm not so sure .
  16. Now come on mack , be fair . It's only what any other ageing homosexual millionaire would do , to hide the fact that he'd taken advantage of of young boy .
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    Dead

    I know a bit about it through a shooting mate, that knows those involved . It was a terrible accident that happened while the farmer was taking care of a cow. My thoughts go out to all concerned. It must be truly devastating for both families.
  18. That food looks top notch mack , but it's not good enough to get me to go to London .
  19. That looks absolutely delicious , and way too healthy for you dc
  20. Forklift man and his twin brother haven't been shagging anybody for the last few years . They were a real pair of inbred retards , and got banged up for dealing coke . They're probably tugging each other off as I type . The place where I was working at the time , had about six or eight forklifts running 24/7 . The damage and accidents got so ridiculous in the end , that the whole factory had cameras fitted , and each shift had to have its own forklift examiner , and each forklift had an immobiliser fitted , that you had to put in your own personal code to start it , then if you crashed i
  21. Just withdraw his written authorisation to drive the flt . It's what I used to do when I was a flt instructor in my last job. Some of the idiots would knock walls down for a laugh , and one retard drove a forklift off a loading bay for a bet that he had with his twin brother . The idiot wrote off the forklift , and almost died.
  22. Then I'll not light my fires and I'll happily freeze to death , so that my wife and kids can sue the government for my untimely departure .
  23. Daft question. Are open fires subject to the same regulations?.
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